In a world where sausages and condiments have usurped humans as the dominant life forms on the planet, one Polish sausage will mustard up the courage and take the battle to the sourkrauts, but first he needs to fill his casing with knowledge, and a core of delicious nacho cheese. Hold on to your buns, we're watching Christopher Nolan's food-themed war epic, Done-cooked, no wait, Polish Police Academy. And now, a series of Michael Winslow onomatopoeia. Zoop zorp weeooo weeoo! Brrrrapppppppapappapppppp. Guhhuhhuhhhhhhuhhhhh!! Kchffffff Flweeeeep! Shwiagjacovfefeeeeeeeasappppaa!

Starring Ash Blodgett, Nick Keller, Bret Eagleston, and Samantha Willson