Oh my god. What are you doing? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT STONE!?? PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. What do you mean you're not even holding it? It can't be just floating th– oh my god. No. NO stop it. I can't. I just can't. I'm leaving. I don't care what movie we're watching. What is it? Romancing the Stone? Jesus.

Starring Ash Blodgett, Nick Keller, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and guest starring Ify Nwadiwe @ifysnotfunny