I keep noticing houses on our block getting tented and sprayed for termites. What an inconvenience, having to leave your home and come back to a bunch of poisoned clothing and dishes to clean. That's why we called a local, professional termite removal specialist, The Terminator. With The Terminator, we didn't have to leave our home, and unlike tenting, there were no dishes to clean or clothes to wash, just the blood of hundreds of thousands of termites seeping through the bullet holes. Honestly, it's not that much less inconvenient than tenting with all the holes and blood, but it's way cooler. The Terminator, kills pests dead.

Starring Nick Keller, Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, and Samantha Willson