George the monkey is always running around getting into trouble with the mob, and it's up to the man in the yellow hat to save the day. That's right, we're watching Dick Tracy, starring toxic masculinity, John C Reilly, Al Capone, and Madonna.
Read Morepauly shore must be stopped. Pauly Shore Must Be Stopped. PAULY SHORE. MUST. BE. STOPPED. God help us, we're watching Bio-Dome.
Read MoreIn Trent Reznor's techno-hellscape future, one muppet tries to prove his innocence and solve the mystery of The Strangers. That's right, we're watching The Dark Crystal with Nicholas Tecosky @nikotrotsky, host of Tender Bloodsport @TBloodsport, and narrator of Pat's book Space Tripping!
Read MoreWhen Carl Casper (Jon Favreau) quits his restaurant job and opens a food truck, he must fight for his life against a ruthless cast iron cookware salesman from his past (Robert Downey Jr.) while trying to keep his business afloat. That's right, it's Iron Man 2.
Read MoreThis week we're watching a chilling exposé on Disney lobbyists' stranglehold on congress and their influence on copyright, trade agreements, and international sanctions. That's right, we're watching Army of Darkness!
Read MoreWhen a Hyborian warlord kidnaps a group of small children to develop a next generation compression algorithm, one kid gets effin ripped and seeks revenge. That's right, we're watching Siliconan Valley, starring Kumail Conanjiani! It's time to pump you up!
Read MoreWhen his home country breaks out in civil war, John McClane finds himself stranded at the airport with an invalid passport, AGAIN. That's right, it's The Terminal 2: Terminal Longer with special guest Case Aiken @CaseAiken!
Read MoreThis week, reckless detective Martin Riggs (John Leguizamo) and about-to-retire Roger Murtaugh (Bob Hoskins) butt heads and work together to uncover a massive drug ring and have a street fight with Gary Busey (Dennis Hopper). That's right, it's Super Mario Bros.!,#?
Read MoreIn a world where dragons are being hunted to extinction, one tiger dares to help a friend. But when the dragon hunters come, will the tiger stand and reveal the secret it struggles to protect? Find out this week as we rewatch Ang Lee's Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
Read MoreHercules! Hercules! Hercules! When Eddie Murphy is cast down from Mount Olympus, he must lose 250 pounds or forever stay a mortal. But uh oh, Satan (also played by Murphy) has other plans! That's right, it's The Demi-god Professor 2: The Klumps!
Read MoreWhen a chemical attack threatens Gotham City, only a murderous sentient rubber tire has any hope of saving the citizens from certain doom. That's right, we're watching Rubber, staring a tire played by Michael Keaton, and a killer clown played by Jack Nicholson. We all have some pre-viewing thoughts about the new Joker movie (that I totally stand by now having seen it). This episode is a mess. Don't say I never did anything for ya.
Read MoreWhere are the Klowns? Send in the Klowns. What happens when a guy that's klown on his luck decides to turn to a life of crime and murder? That's right, this week we're ditching the format and watching Joaquin Phoenix play DC's Clown Prince of Crime in Killer Klowns From Outer Space.
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