Surf Ninjas
Rob Schneider is American military officer hired by the Emperor of Japan to train their military in the art of modern naval warfare. That's right, we're watching The Surfing Samurai. Much like this movie's attitude of Kwan-tsu, it cannot be defined. It is a state of mind.
Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Patrick Edwards