Air Force One with Chris Revill

Gary Oldman stars in this action thriller where he must fight elite agents to take control of a plane and kidnap a foreign leader as ransom in a tense hostage negotiation. That’s right, it’s Air Force One! With special guest Chris Revill from Let’s Chat https://letschatpodcast.net/ @letschatpodcast

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Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards

Gary Oldman stars in this action thriller where he must fight elite agents to take control of a plane and kidnap a foreign leader as ransom in a tense hostage negotiation. That's right, it's Air Force One!

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Bret: Hello and welcome to another episode of Let's Rewatch the show where we watch movies that we lived in our youth and find out if there's still any good I'm.

Ash: Yay he's back.

Ash: Back in Black alright.

Pat: Yeah that's right I forgot wait wait.

Bret: We got a really good visual meme going on right now for that for the listeners everyone's hooded what's what is this.

Pat: What do you mean I'm back did you get recorded episode without me.

Bret: Wow know we definitely didn't talk trash about you.

Ash: No never.

Pat: What that is nonsense why would you do that why would you leave me out.

Ash: Listen your big Pat energy was there we felt it.

Sam: Yeah but also we apparently really really need you because the episode was like ours longer than it normally is.

Bret: It's the longest episode we will ever put out it's 2 hours and 40 minutes I think.

Sam: Edited down edited down.

Ash: Oh my god wow.

Pat: I don't know if I said it on have we recorded episode since I've recovered joining call.

Bret: This is your first recovery episode.

Ash: I don't think you have yeah you haven't mentioned it. Avast sexier ass going on.

Bret: And I can do like voice acting stuff.

Pat: Oh so let's re-watch listeners I had covid-19 late October and it f****** sucks so when we recorded the episode of the talking about I was still in the thick of it but I do have a husky.

Ash: Well well. Yeah.

Pat: How dare you know but yeah I'm digging it so but I'm very excited to be back and healthy for a lot of reasons it's great to be healthy that's awesome be recording this the day after the election was called that's f****** awesome and see I'm super duper stoked about our guest. Awesome podcaster and interviewer and all-around coolest dude Chris Rebel hey Chris.

Chris: Hey how are you.

Sam: You are currently Frozen for us so we cannot tell you look very stoic.

Pat: Chris Powell our listeners a little bit about who you are and what you do.

Chris: Let's chat with Chris trouble started that I start a podcast in 2013 and it's kind of evolved evolved into that I started and now we have left chat line with my producers Chris Paul Andre Benjamin that is a YouTube show Tuesdays at 8 and we also have like much fun but it's a long form conversation podcast podcast and punk rock and pop culture three of the four of you been on a couple of times and some early early friends.

Ash: Yeah something like that it looks like it's crazy I can't believe there's a long u.

Bret: Back when we were at the Kyoto Studios I had that ridiculous sound room.

Pat: I love it it it sounds like we're part of the same extended podcast Universe though but SS universe.

Chris: I like yeah I started to.

Pat: We just had a we had a microphone in the dream when we started this.

Ash: I don't know if we ever talked about the game or the name but like the whole thing was like we're trying to come up with a name for the podcast and then for some reason everybody was like well we have you have let's drink Let's do let's re-watch and y'all were like this names the best know they could we not though but it's stuck I did.

Sam: – hated and we're like overruled here we are 6 years later.

Ash: And hey let's drink is not so I guess this one made it.

Sam: Well your body gave up on you sorry.

Chris: Argue against a terrible name probably want to hurt yourself.

Bret: Michelle has a very fun aesthetic though I like that. Atomic beam.

Ash: Oh yeah the five logo design.

Chris: I'm really lucky with a.

Ash: We have similar colors to write.

Chris: Providence because he like he's a professional designer but he does this alternative movie posters where do you find the selling them at the flea market and we just chat for hours and then eventually he was the guy and I like a lot cuz of Calvin Hobbes and that's so.

Pat: What Chris just add it to the list of our shared interests are you kidding me Calvin and Hobbes.

Chris: I have a Calvin Hobbes tattoo.

Pat: I have you really.

Chris: I got for Father's Day couple years ago from my life so it was a big win.

Pat: That's amazing I love it what is it tell me about it.

Bret: That was just about to brag about his love of Calvin and Hobbes and psyche.

Chris: I'll show you a picture.

Pat: How's that use that you just tell me what up me before I could even do my thing I just have all the books over here to my to my left butt. That's awesome.

Chris: Oh yeah yeah it some Calvin in Calvin and Hobbes on like a tree. The documentary of all about it oh my God.

Chris: One day like this.

Bret: So what movie are you watching guys.

Pat: We are watching which I was the ashes or brother who is ready.

Sam: Introduce what episode.

Ash: Yeah come on man.

Sam: Annual.

Bret: That's all we were originally going to watch a different movie oh yeah well cuz the people should know it's at is annual action Thanksgiving.

Ash: That's the sound effects for.

Sam: I love it it's very affectionate.

Pat: Fully work is just talk to her.

Ash: Thanks.

Bret: And we were going to do an Arnold movie fan I just I just feel like something happened in the world and it felt like I just I wanted to see something a little more presidential happen so we're going to watch Air Force One.

Pat: That was interesting emphasis Choice Air Force One. Air Force 1.

Bret: Air Force One as opposed to all of the other so that was well I mean crack early into the trivia facts apparently I did not realize that any any vehicle that the president is on has a something 1 designation all of the branches of the military have it so it's like the Navy one or the Army one or.

Pat: Like if you're the president just got his ass fired golf cart one.

Sam: Yes.

Ash: I discovered there's also Nikes called Air Force One so I was very confused when I Googled.

Pat: And assault and Nelly song in the st. Lunatics called Air Force Ones is the whole song about him.

Chris: Damn.

Pat: Remember when Nelly and the st. Lunatics would like the most popular places like 2 years or there it was like.

Bret: It was like it felt like forever.

Ash: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Sam: Yeah I don't know about I know about Nelly.

Chris: The hill st Louis.

Ash: Nelly Furtado.

Pat: I feel like I feel like you don't see it as much these days but there was definitely a. An extended. In like rap wear a rapper we get really big and famous and then they have like a crew and then they would kind of like have their like crew and they're always try to put them out as like they're like a rap group like Nelly had the st. Lunatics like Murphy Lee was in there the rapper Nelly like.

Sam: Dude.

Bret: Holy crap Ash. You know this.

Sam: Oh my God.

Chris: We're going down down baby.

Pat: It's getting hot in here going down down baby Oak Street in a Range Rover don't like Country Grammar.

Sam: Where were you in middle school.

Ash: I hated rap we have been over this many times.

Chris: Avengers wrapping The Simpsons not pretty enough for us.

Pat: Will Avengers is now a converter to there but like like Tupac.

Chris: Cash Money Millionaires.

Pat: Like a crew and like and like biggie had the Junior Mafia so it don't look at things really thin 90s and early us some Nelly had like a they never they never succeed there like Cruiser like never say never like.

Sam: Never Say Never.

Chris: Eminem and D12.

Ash: Just to emphasize how much I don't know about rap. I didn't know anything about or know who was Biggie was until we did that horrible cousins shoot.

Pat: I wouldn't admit that.

Ash: I just not my type of music.

Sam: So I take it you really liked working out to my hip hop playlist then.

Bret: You don't even have to listen to rap to no biggie wise.

Ash: I politely listen to your music.

Bret: This is a movie podcast so.

Chris: Talk about Death Row Records being owned by Hasbro.

Pat: We are so it's that this is my fault hundred percent my fault we're way off base here.

Ash: I like I like Chance the Rapper I'm on board with him Beastie Boys cool with that can't think of any other. He's dying inside.

Bret: It should be down that Pat is generally a very positive guy but he is he is all about the rap shaming.

Pat: I mean.

Ash: No.

Sam: I mean okay asked you did you at least recognize the songs from my playlist oh my God guys this is like the most classic hip-hop playlist like the most famous of the famous songs. And she didn't recognize.

Pat: I'm convinced I'm starting to convince Ashton that exist in the 90s like she wasn't on earth like.

Sam: Good Siri.

Bret: Natchez defense.

Ash: I have a cologne.

Bret: A National Defense in the town where we grew up it was actually a popular thing to dislike rap music growing.

Sam: Because it was full of racists.

Bret: Yes it was a very racist town.

Chris: How old are you two are we on.

Bret: 88.

Ash: 88 yeah okay.

Pat: You look really good 488.

Chris: That kind of makes sense to so you were at the age cuz I recalled.

Ash: Not me.

Pat: Idiot you didn't say yeah.

Ash: Reborn on the same year.

Chris: Yeah you probably thought that like wave of a hip-hop it was glow up in the 90s and NWA and stuff like that the white conservative America shutdown I was old enough to like still get those records.

Ash: I was I was a punk.

Pat: That was a Tipper Tipper Gore's big thing Al Gore's wife was like.

Bret: I just feel like we we we missed it like it was we started listening to music right when it was like grunge was the.

Ash: Yeah and in the Bay Area like punk rock punk rock during that time. Was huge in the Bay Area like that was the thing and so everybody was listening.

Sam: * among white kid.

Sam: I have to throw that in there cuz my brother was all friends with all the Mexican kids and he is the one that introduced me to rap music and he's two years younger than me so. Did my brother know my dad did.

Chris: Questions for friends.

Ash: So interesting.

Sam: What never ever heard this.

Bret: I just I don't get Morrissey.

Chris: He sounds he's the reason he still like a active for a music artist all these years later is cuz of like Central South and Latin America.

Sam: Interesting.

Chris: About an Orange is the New Black one of the girls yeah it's it's it's a real fun Rabbit Hole to go down like with different types of meth white people like to send email.

Sam: Maybe it's a east west coast sort of deal difference but I don't know.

Ash: See I was listening to Mad Caddies Streetlight Manifesto.

Pat: Also Bay Area Bay Area 90s hip-hop E-40 is like yeah.

Sam: Yes we were next to Oakland.

Chris: A few months ago it was really great it was not a long time like a dorky Jeff are usually not cool.

Sam: They are so cool.

Pat: Do you know who's from Oakland MC Hammer.

Ash: Haha wow.

Sam: That's hilarious I did not know that.

Chris: My great grandpa.

Bret: Are you are you want to Google Google dive now Pat Bay Area.

Pat: I'm not no I just knew that but I will cuz I'm curious now who else.

Sam: We don't have time for this we don't have time for.

Sam: Can I just say that I am.

Pat: We're doing Air Force 1s in. Lots to talk about and we're doing Air Force One cuz we're feeling very like ye presidential again for the first time in four years because we're recording this the day after was announced it by then won the election and why do you piss baby cry boy is fire.

Sam: Yes I'm very sorry for that but also super excited about a woman being vice president.

Pat: Yeah that f****** rules.

Ash: Yes.

Ash: Same here.

Sam: It might be my hormones but I just called like I've never bought before during her speech and I was like I see myself and I leaders.

Pat: Oh yeah that's right.

Bret: Boilers you weren't supposed to know that there was a woman vice president in this movie.

Ash: Oh.

Bret: Yats Glenn Close.

Pat: Yeah that's right I forgot about that that's right it's Glenn Close right it's going close.

Sam: What.

Ash: Stop with the spoilers.

Pat: Real life in a long time.

Chris: Can I get my wife a quick shout-out about politics.

Sam: Of course do it.

Chris: I'm really proud of her my wife works in this organization organization called supermajority and she ended up calling her mom and my mom and her mother's friends and together they contacted 72.

Sam: So they single-handedly saved our Flippin country right is that what I'm hearing.

Chris: Their group yeah they were they were part of the group but yeah.

Sam: Well thank you to your wife and her service for saving our country we all are so incredibly thankful and your mom says yes.

Chris: White women champion.

Sam: Yes.

Ash: Hahaha.

Bret: That's the that's the that's shining thing about the 20/20 is the it's the moms or saving the day.

Sam: But a lot of them voted for the elderly.

Bret: They felt real bad about it and then.

Sam: Whatever yes.

Chris: Having kids I thought once I had my daughter over 500.

Sam: It's cuz when you're already with your Baseline is tired who cares you know like when you feel good like.

Bret: That you're just trying to save this show.

Chris: Kellogg-briand pact together.

Pat: I don't know that's your Mark Ruffalo in the first Avengers movie or that's my secret I'm always tired and always angry I'm just never not tired but Brett I know you're like dying I means I can see you I can see you dying slowly internally let's talk about who here. How's that spoiler.

Ash: Yes you just spoiled it for us thanks guys you told us there's a woman vice president and who plays her.

Pat: You see that looks like the first 5 minutes or whatever like it's not.

Sam: It's not to ask know what is a spoiler though is that Brett's I won't say the spoiler Brett sister posted a meme of Air Force One and I was like I feel like this was a vital plot point and she was like.

Ash: Oh no. Where did she post it.

Sam: Baby but it was worth it for the meme on Facebook.

Bret: Don't go looking for it.

Sam: No don't do it.

Ash: I'm not looking what the hell you guys are bucking bashing on me this episode.

Pat: Well then why would you ask that.

Sam: Because.

Sam: It's because.

Ash: Cuz I was wondering where Sam saw it so I can avoid it Jesus Christ back the f*** I like the music I like cuz I live in America okay I can like what I like.

Ash: Anyway.

Sam: Do you have important things to say when you somewhere.

Bret: Alright speed trivia actors in this movie.

Ash: Let's talk about Star Wars for a while.

Pat: Don't You Are.

Bret: That's not going to make the cut but.

Bret: Cash and Pat were arguing for like 15 minutes about Star Wars before we started early.

Chris: I understand 1/3 of what you said in your argument.

Bret: The VAC guys of this movie Elya Baskin you'll recognize the face Jurgen prochnow was.

Sam: Jurgen prochnow.

Ash: Jurgen Jurgen.

Pat: Jerking your car.

Bret: He's from Dune.

Bret: Fast food.

Ash: It's probably your again though right.

Bret: And Dean's Dean Stockwell from Quantum Leap are the bad guys of this film.

Ash: Wantedly.

Bret: We got gun closer we already mention.

Ash: Wait till we have Harrison.

Bret: I'm getting there working my way up.

Chris: Is Harrison Ford.

Pat: I'm sure there's a crime doesn't do anything like direct he always has liked his like final thoughts is always like around the circuitous roundabout he's got there's a method to his Madness.

Ash: It is you think after being friends for so long I bow.

Bret: Yeah we lit William H Macy's in this or as our neighbor who was the principal of the school of his kid a good old bill I left my place Gary oldman's in this guy.

Chris: Your neighbor was William H Macy.

Bret: Our neighbor was right before that whole thing.

Chris: Wait did he get in trouble too.

Bret: Adele face.

Ash: What are you talkin about.

Sam: Wait William H Macy's married to the Harvard Scandal chick from Full House.

Pat: No not that one the other one full CD Hoffman.

Sam: The target guy.

Chris: Yeah yeah.

Ash: Liberally.

Sam: Real die real person.

Pat: The one Lori Loughlin who is Aunt Becky she's married to a fashion designer Massimo who is probably most famous for he like all I don't casual men's t-shirts yes the target yes yes yes.

Ash: Oh no.

Bret: It's just hard to imagine that a human could have design clothes that nondescript.

Ash: Boring.

Sam: It was like a computer algorithm or something like.

Chris: Making me so happy in Star Wars for the first time.

Sam: Uno.

Bret: Keyser Soze I guess we've been saying.

Chris: I don't think together.

Ash: Do you really.

Bret: We've been saying for years that we need to have like a video Sam reacts show because everything it just blows Sam's mind all the time it's amazing.

Sam: Express.

Bret: Did I say Gary Oldman I feel like Gary Oldman.

Sam: They got stopped over that's amazing I'm very excited.

Bret: Everyone's excited about.

Sam: Is he the villain.

Ash: Gary Oldman I'm very yeah does he have dreads though just kidding.

Bret: I don't think he has dreads in this one.

Chris: Is it your wife beater.

Sam: What do you thinking of of of Johnny Depp.

Chris: You're right I have very bad place by in this.

Sam: Please don't let 20/20 take Gary Oldman away from me to.

Pat: I don't think so yeah I don't know.

Chris: I might be confusing him with someone else.

Pat: Googling Gary Oldman problematic.

Chris: A lot of old white English actors.

Bret: He's old he's white it's likely.

Ash: Sf50 baby Chan.

Pat: The first thing that popped up was in 2014 he faced criticism for an interview where he defended Mel Gibson's Infamous anti-Semitic.

Bret: Canceled Gary Oldman you canceled you no longer in this movie.

Ash: He defended anti-Semitic.

Pat: I am reading off of this thing I don't ya.

Ash: Yay.

Bret: And also Harrison Ford's in this movie and he is the lead actor.

Chris: Star Wars.

Bret: Gary Oldman no.

Ash: Oh let's talk about Star Wars.

Chris: Harrison Park Place Loop.

Bret: Star Wars the documentary.

Sam: I could see it.

Pat: I would problematic defending of nuggets and I was standing I would see Gary Oldman in Star War as a character is like a villain or something.

Ash: The energy in this episode is bananas.

Pat: I feel so bad for Brett.

Sam: How are you.

Ash: Is it going to be an additive nightmare.

Pat: Jessamine at as the host and the editor of it like I feel very bad ee bad for you.

Bret: Listen I have to admit I have been doing I've been putting less effort into a today guess I'm just stuck on the conversations get out of control and I just let him go.

Sam: You've been putting more effort into making fun of us though I will say.

Sam: That's where you're redirecting your effort.

Ash: What did he do now.

Sam: What did he do now have you. Listen to the last episode.

Ash: Of course not.

Bret: No that's not in there yet that's that doesn't come out till.

Sam: Boilers.

Pat: Yeah there's he trying to pick a fight with me on Twitter before about football and like talking s*** about football.

Sam: Yeah he did he did that like today.

Chris: I saw that today.

Chris: Eric is like in real life snow pass like Jack.

Bret: Oh yeah yeah I know I could never say that stuff to Pat's face.

Pat: I mean I would never I would just I would cry.

Sam: We can we can resurrect a classic cat could you beat bread up.

Ash: Yeah I was just going to say that exactly.

Bret: I could definitely beat me up I don't.

Sam: You got to answer.

Pat: I don't think I could cuz I would never do that to a good friend I don't know.

Sam: In theory if Brett was possessed.

Chris: I did not sound convincing.

Ash: Stop being a girl in head.

Pat: That's sexist.

Sam: Answer yes ask the f*** okay.

Ash: Listen I'm taking it back I think it's okay if us women.

Sam: No ask note to fart to fart.

Bret: Canceled nope I'm pressing and pressing the fire chair button this your chair tips backwards and you fall into the pit of fire and that's it it's over.

Sam: I just wanted to hear Pat say yes he could beat up fresh.

Ash: Okay.

Bret: Samantha married.

Pat: Impolite amongst friends to talk about beating each other up.

Ash: And Sam's cancel to Cheers flipped over.

Pat: Is impolite.

Bret: Do you want to see your husband get beat up.

Sam: I don't I don't want to see you get beat up I just wanted to hear Pat answer.

Ash: This is the most bananas episode.

Sam: If cat. Is it is it busy.

Pat: I know I'm going to say no cuz I listen to no I mean like I'm going to say this from the sense of like cuz I have a I have a I don't want to I don't want to hurt a friend ever so I would never do it to do something really bad like really really bad. I would not do that cuz a good person.

Sam: Is Chumbawamba he gets knocked down just gets back up again.

Ash: That whole whole thing just for that set up for lunch exam.

Bret: Oh my God.

Sam: No it wasn't.

Pat: Tune in to Happy Hollow or and giggling foreshadows Tuesdays at 2 p. M. Eastern and watch Brett play as a character named Chumbawamba.

Chris: Is it like a podcast podcast.

Ash: This is out of control.

Bret: No nobody wants to see podcasters true personalities.

Ash: The Elation we feel from the election results has made us all giddy I guess.

Sam: I sent the Elation or is it the week of f****** torment.

Bret: No it does feel like the internet and in the show today is maybe the first time anyone's ever been in a good mood in 4 years.

Ash: Yes.

Chris: It's overindulged summer celebration last night in Canada I'm an adult male takes a long time to catch back up.

Bret: I just I feel like.

Chris: I don't like Drake I just took Medical.

Bret: Listeners could comment because because I'm wondering when this comes out at the end of the month is the Four Seasons thing still the funniest thing that's ever happened in the history of Comedy.

Pat: So beautiful.

Chris: Yeah.

Ash: I don't know what you're talking about.

Bret: They they were but at so they tried to book the their press the Trump team tried to book their press conference at the Four Seasons and they accidentally booked it at the wrong Four Seasons Landscaping Company parking lot.

Ash: Oh man.

Ash: Oh wow.

Sam: Let me tell you you don't accidentally booked the parking lot of a landscaping company if you are a competent coordinator they got trolled by their staff that was no accident.

Chris: Pretorium yeah.

Ash: Yes. Oh my God. Wow I'm sorry I've been shooting for the past 3 days so I have not been on the internet.

Pat: Is like between like a p*** shop and a crematorium recently approved Tori it's like what the fact that they went through with it too is any of Giuliani out there yes in Giuliani is out there in the status little set up stage ever it is it looks it looks like it would be an episode of if you saw this on Veep you would be like okay you guys are getting a little over-the-top here with your parody.

Sam: Yeah no.

Bret: No IQ I can't believe they showed up.

Pat: And I can't believe this is f****** real life.

Ash: Wow how perfect I love it.

Sam: Just it makes a not super religious person like me look at life and go there is a God.

Pat: You just took a four-year nap.

Bret: Yeah I laugh at a lot of stuff.

Ash: Really.

Chris: Yeah it was the greatest thing that has ever happened like like more fun than it has been in a while I got a pretty good but this was just classic or was they called the election for Biden while this press conference is happening that was this is true.

Ash: Wow.

Chris: That's why it's also so funny because like a ninja.

Ash: Oh man.

Chris: Couldn't even hit it was.

Bret: How was that the context of that clip via Giuliani shouting says who the media. Oh I will look that up for sure.

Chris: It's It's the funniest. Take a motherfuking weather down especially when they're not so thick.

Sam: Yeah yeah alright. Hello.

Ash: The skinheads.

Chris: Knock em out get out of there.

Sam: How many Nazis can you beat up.

Pat: As many as it is it's not enough cuz it's not all of them.

Ash: Good answer.

Sam: That was the most diplomatic answer damn Pat I am impressed of you every episode more impressed with you.

Pat: Let's let's do this.

Sam: Beating up Nazis yes.

Pat: Like a side-scroller like final fight like a side-scroller like 2D.

Ash: Someday we should make a video game of Pat and different ice like you know Street Fighter style Pat yeah.

Chris: Oh my God I would like to be mistaken as long as I'm not a Nazi.

Ash: You'll be the bonus friend that helps out Pat.

Pat: It'll be like you hit a trash can and is like food items and for me it's like all my favorite foods but if I eat a piece of chocolate actually actually lose health.

Ash: Yes yes.

Bret: Well then yeah it'll be an exciting fight with the the car that you beat up the bonus level it just be just Pat whaling on me.

Chris: I just wanted to gyro.

Pat: No one here could be a character and have like different abilities and Brett is like dart at guy does all the stuff we have like cool gadgets.

Bret: Does a black people with a boom mic.

Chris: I want to put yourself in the western the difference of beer podcast the most podcasts out there.

Pat: Yes yes so Air Force One what's up what's this movie about Brett.

Ash: So this movie yeah.

Ash: You already know.

Bret: There is one more actor in this movie that I was saving for last because it's the most inside inside baseball you guys won't care about this this is only for sale.

Sam: Oh my God I thought I thought it was clean clothes he warned me that I would be blown away and I was like DP Glenn Close I'm Blown Away.

Bret: Are close personal friend and neighbor Willard.

Ash: Ocean really.

Sam: What no are you flipping kidding me.

Ash: Oh my God that's awesome.

Bret: Yeah. Willards in this movie.

Sam: Miss Willard are you f****** s******* me. Okay Willie.

Bret: Yeah look for him as Whitehouse.

Ash: Then you moved yeah.

Sam: Willard we were supposed to get up on the podcast and I don't know what happened we were really busy and then we moved out of state but in La we were next door neighbors to Willard who was like Lo radar.

Ash: What's his last name.

Bret: Ughh she was the antagonist in the color purple.

Sam: The Color Purple yeah.

Pat: OC the mayor in RoboCop 2.

Bret: I need the main RoboCop 2 we brought him up before.

Sam: Yes he is severe in RoboCop 2 he's super nice guy and we love the crap out of.

Bret: He still doing movies he's got some funny funny stuff slated yeah.

Sam: Does he really good for him.

Chris: LA Times.

Chris: I want famous Neighbors.

Sam: Hey Miss Miller he always looked out for us when somebody broke into our garage and stole all their s*** he is like my security cam footage let's get this guy we didn't get him but we did get the security cam footage and we know that he wrote out with Brett's $500 bicycle.

Bret: I know who it was we just anyway so there you go that's the big surprise.

Sam: That is amazing I am so stoked I so stoked.

Pat: I'm sure Sam and Ash do you know anything about the cast and you know it's called Air Force One so do you know anything about this movie.

Sam: My guess is it's going to be like a a presidential version of what's the one with Mel Brooks and Mel Gibson.

Sam: Is all taking place on the plane oh no it's not it's not Mel Brooks it's.

Pat: Die Hard.

Ash: Thinking of this movie o.

Sam: No I'm not thinking of die-hard Nick Cage is Nick Cage I'm sorry.

Ash: Bravery.

Pat: O'Connor.

Bret: Of residential Conair.

Sam: Cartier yes that's my prediction is this is a presidential contest.

Bret: That's fun.

Ash: Yeah good good pole like that I'm pretty much that's about the extent of my knowledge as well that I do know that it takes place on Air Force One and that it's a lot of Harrison Ford kicking ass which I'm very excited about and I'm pretty sure I have seen multiple movies parody scenes from this movie but I didn't have the context and I don't remember which movies they were but I definitely think I've seen parodies of it.

Bret: Did Clint Eastwood win an award for get off my lawn.

Sam: Probably.

Ash: What's get off my lawn.

Sam: It's that.

Chris: Was that kind of a playoff edition.

Bret: Is that state cuz they definitely rip that straight from this movie.

Ash: Harrison Ford yells get off my plane.

Chris: Come out the same time as my head this and say something Conair I watched like a billion times.

Pat: This is 97 yeah this is a great era for action movies they're the same year.

Chris: Memory and The Rock and Air Force One.

Ash: Yeah it's just what you had.

Bret: I feel like that's honestly a big part of the show that is like such a weird world that we live in now we're a lot of these movies are beloved because we just had them on VHS and it was like you had a shelf and then it wasn't like oh there's not a thousand choices you've got 25 choices and here they are and like.

Ash: I mean do you remember going to like the the wall for us it was Hollywood Video not Blockbuster but like going there how cool and like you may want to see a movie but somebody's rented it and so you couldn't see it. Remember that.

Bret: What the hell.

Pat: Yeah it's right.

Chris: What's entire plots in Seinfeld.

Chris: Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Pat: Grape juice.

Sam: Oh yeah and George Goes to that poor families house and spilled something on there like couch.

Ash: Hahaha.

Chris: Oh gosh.

Pat: I mean I guarantee I mean it's not like I guarantee that this probably isn't already one of two white dudes talking about 90 stuff right that doesn't exist Does it.

Bret: I know this sounds like a ripe for exploitation here this is this is new ground we're breaking guys people loving the 90s wait what.

Chris: When we get to friends and we talk about random topics that no one's doing that up.

Ash: No not at all.

Pat: Caught my friend my friend in me.

Ash: Hahaha.

Bret: All right buddy game.

Ash: Yeah.

Sam: This is big bucks it's got its got Harrison Ford in 97 so they had to put out for him I'm sure.

Pat: I know I said it.

Bret: I feel like actually to on budget game because there's a couple facts that might adjust what you think.

Sam: Friday Friday.

Bret: The budget is one of which is that unlike a lot of movies that we've seen involving planes they did all the planes stuff in this with play real planes in the sky.

Chris: Air Force 1.

Pat: Can I can I change my gas.

Chris: Propaganda.

Pat: Play Doug literally double it I said 4386 million.

Ash: Oh okay.

Sam: What's a good number.

Ash: That's a good guess.

Chris: This is a movie Harrison Ford.

Bret: Not only did the Pentagon get involved this is one of the only movies at that's ever happened where all four branches of the military participated and like allowed stuff to happen that wouldn't normally happen.

Sam: Oh my God.

Ash: 130 million.

Sam: Poulan like 115. 115 Mill.

Ash: I'll go right in between me and Pat or me and I mean me and Chris.

Bret: Cat killed it it was a 85.

Sam: Oh damn.

Pat: Dang ya.

Sam: Twins.

Bret: What do you think made.

Ash: That's cuz he's already got guns and he knows the price.

Sam: 97 so this is what the year after Jurassic Park.

Bret: S93 was Jurassic Park. Costaff services Lake. I'm sure.

Ash: Oh yeah did we ever do that. Is the rock the human.

Pat: Men In Black are the first one on are Face Off The Rock on this era.

Bret: I'll just have domestic and World totals.

Chris: What did come out 4th of July.

Pat: Just got released cuz I'm sure it's very American Century.

Sam: Oh yeah when did it come out.

Bret: It was nice.

Ash: He probably doesn't have it down.

Bret: I don't I did not write that down.

Chris: Is that can change everything.

Pat: I'm going to say a double domestic it doubled its budget hundred and sixty-five million.

Sam: Domestic gross.

Ash: Total domestic yeah that sounds about good to me a hundred seventy.

Bret: I tried to Google Air Force 1 release date and it's just shoes.

Chris: Omnipresent.

Ash: I told you it's so hard f****** night she is rude.

Bret: July was a summer blockbuster.

Ash: Oh yeah.

Sam: I'm going to go with yes the Fourth of July summary.

Pat: I'm going to say it didn't translate well globally if it if it's not the exact same number cuz it didn't get it up on us here if it actually is a different number I'm going to say it's only like 200.

Sam: Yeah I really good at this game I want to go higher because I'm naive I want to say like 350 million.

Bret: Total combined.

Pat: That's a chunk of change.

Chris: 166.

Bret: Any other gases should I just ate 166.

Ash: Domestic opening 170 total to fit.

Bret: 173.

Sam: Domestic gross.

Pat: I was close I said 165.

Bret: Here's here's maybe the Shocker is this incredibly America Centric movie pulled in an additional 142 worldwide.

Sam: Did I fail it almost stopped at a little over I said 350.

Pat: What.

Bret: Yeah you at was 320 something I don't know.

Ash: Nice.

Sam: All right I win for World gross I never went on numbers games.

Bret: This is a big deal.

Ash: Do good in the world.

Pat: The power of Harrison.

Bret: And like people ain't even even on our show it's easy to lose sight of the fact that movies only made half a billion or a billion dollars because of Marvel like I shouldn't happen before.

Sam: I also didn't cost half a million either.

Ash: Oh yeah totally absolutely is that how much they've made ya.

Pat: The failure is an abject failure.

Bret: I like all the Marvel movies like if a Marvel movies making less than a billion now it's not it's a failure.

Ash: Oh my God.

Sam: How to change –.

Chris: I never would have thought twice how much a movie made before left 10 years ago like macaron up in that world and the slightest never even heard of me.

Ash: Yeah I will I just know what movies made 10 years ago cuz it's Michelle.

Ash: I don't think so.

Chris: Urgent care how much things made or lost. Movie nerds.

Bret: No I think that was definitely a that's that's the kind of knowledge that comes about because of podcasting like people just didn't have these discussions.

Sam: Oh you clearly didn't have to work with the corporate team at a big Hollywood studio because.

Bret: Well okay in in industry.

Chris: Not a distributor.

Sam: I had to do literally like.

Ash: Humblebrag but you clearly didn't have to work with I'm just teasing you.

Bret: Maybe you.

Sam: No you don't understand it was torture I had to wake look up box office numbers all the time it's like make reports and then like it's not pretty enough for for the head of the company like make it flashy I'm like it's box office numbers like what you want me to put them on a blue background like perfect.

Ash: Make a Flash Player like with the information.

Sam: Oh thank God that it had to be printed out so I didn't have to do any of that but.

Pat: Can the one be doing like a little dance like a little wiggle gif.

Ash: Dollar signs have like a little Sparkle on them.

Sam: Yeah.

Bret: So other fun facts about the movie.

Bret: Seaweed roll was originally written for Kevin Costner.

Sam: Kevin Costner.

Bret: But I did the postman instead.

Chris: How is plastic classic movie.

Sam: What is the postman.

Pat: I don't think I would.

Ash: Exactly exactly.

Bret: Okay but like.

Pat: I don't find him that charismatic. Put ya right now these days.

Bret: I'm curious how the postman holds up given the postal service's recent popularity.

Chris: There was a air of the night a lot of post office letters to God it's terrible as well.

Bret: The back of actors if Harrison Ford said no to this or Arnold Keanu Reeves and Dennis Quaid so.

Bret: You can imagine watching this.

Ash: I would have been so ironic if it was Arnold.

Pat: Arnold I'd be here I be here to watch the key and I'll be down to travel to be alternate universes he's dixiano and Arnold version.

Ash: Yes.

Sam: Do we need an we don't need an alternate universe what we need is Keanu Reeves remaking this movie today.

Sam: Yes yes.

Ash: Yes yes a hundred percent. And also we had the Arnold version.

Bret: I actually love this idea.

Sam: He would be I've never even seen it yeah I think it's amazing.

Pat: Get off my plane.

Ash: We had the Arnold version with the nevermind my jokes not as good as that.

Sam: Keanu if you're listening please do it for us.

Sam: Please do it for my unborn child.

Ash: What isn't just a treasure Keanu.

Sam: Oh absolutely like like an every art form he's ever done I'd like to see who he is as a human we don't deserve him on this planet he is a phenomenal person continue.

Bret: I was just thinking of reminiscing about the new Bill and Ted.

Sam: Oh yeah.

Ash: Hillsboro.

Bret: No spoilers it was just so much fun it was like stupid and fun.

Ash: I can't wait.

Sam: I like it came out at exactly like the right time things were looking Bleak coronavirus like we just needed something to like escape to and display. It was that it was great for that.

Ash: Awesome in like three more days I can rent it so I can wait.

Bret: Feminist Justice moment Glenn Close lady VP.

Bret: Agreed to do the film at except with one objection they wrote in AVP breaks down crying scene and she said f*** no.

Sam: Yes.

Chris: Glenn Close.

Ash: Yeah that's right b**** nailed it.

Sam: I love it. No that's a mistake.

Bret: So that's cool this one I found I found funny because I don't know his music catalog that well but they originally hired Randy Newman to do the score for this movie.

Sam: The present.

Ash: Ono Ono wrong tone completely.

Bret: And apparently the music he wrote for this was so serious that it made the entire movie comical.

Ash: Cats dying.

Pat: I'm solo I'm just I can't do a voice or just cancel the president flying on a plane.

Pat: Victory is.

Ash: Real Madrid.

Bret: So they so they replaced his entire soundtrack but he recycled a bunch of it for Toy Story 3 the one the one where everyone is it like the most in in danger of death or serious Toy Story.

Ash: Oh my God.

Sam: Play Craig. Real.

Bret: So next time we watch Toy Story 3 think about how you're actually listening to the Air Force One soundtrack.

Ash: How okay.

Chris: If you can take it out what music or recycle we could go in and put that music over Air Force Ones.

Ash: Yes duets.

Chris: Get off my plane you got a friend.

Pat: Did the doo doo doo doo doo.

Chris: Take an apple.

Bret: It was definitely the incinerator tension music.

Sam: What's that Randy Newman.

Chris: Yeah is it me or did Randy Newman really make out well cuz he got to get paid twice.

Ash: Why yes.

Chris: Do Randy. I don't know how that would work and I'll take it.

Ash: Well it's used to say you got a plane in me but I'm just going to swap out the word plain for friends.

Bret: That is a very inappropriate tweet from Delta Airlines.

Sam: I want to know that.

Sam: By accident or on purpose.

Bret: Now it's the very very famous very not-safe-for-work I mean it had to be someone on purpose because it was there was a plane in someone but.

Ash: What.

Sam: Excuse me hold on you can't just hint at this you're committed now.

Bret: Bates State tweeted from their official account it was p*** of somebody. Playing around with a bottle airplane.

Chris: When was this.

Sam: What.

Bret: A few years ago.

Chris: Awesome.

Sam: Oh my God.

Ash: Brilliant brilliant I love it this is good marketing this is great.

Sam: Yes yeah.

Ash: Also to be fair all of Twitter is not safe for work just to serve you fair. Oh my God what.

Bret: I think that's basically yet they were going to have to guess what the inside of Air Force One look like because they wouldn't let them on the real Air Force One then Harrison Ford called Bill Clinton was like lettuce look at your playing music all right.

Ash: That's awesome.

Sam: Only Harrison Ford could do that.

Sam: Only biking Han Solo.

Chris: Crashes frequently.

Ash: Cuz he probably was super into it cuz he's a pilot right like Harrison is a pilot he was probably like really interested I didn't say Good Pilot I just said he's a pilot.

Bret: Hey if you if you crashed more than once and you're still around you must be some sort of a goodbye.

Ash: Chris is like I'd rather none none crashes.

Chris: I don't care I grow everywhere I go in Connecticut the town next to us in town.

Ash: Who lives in the in the Napa Valley right I'm pretty sure he lives.

Pat: Just so we don't get sorry sorry sorry it's it would not doubt that it was US Airways so we don't get like yeah.

Bret: US Air.

Sam: US Airways who's no longer around.

Pat: I'm sure they're not I just don't want Delta comfort.

Sam: Defamation lawsuit.

Chris: I want a big company come at me oh my God I love to get to that level six.

Bret: That's it that's all the facts Sam had a comment about it being like Conair it is like a certain type of movie but this is the last note notably the last in the chain of like a die-hard the deal or it's just like by heart was in a building and then speed is on a bus and now this one's on a plane.

Pat: And there's like the Under Siege has the two under the train in a boat.

Bret: Okay so the peoples who have not seen it a Sam you kind of already got started on yours.

Sam: Eylul I guess I'll.

Pat: Actually I literally want to hear Sam and Ash take a stab at the plot what is the plot of this movie.

Sam: Okay okay okay okay so.

Sam: The president gets on the airplane and what.

Ash: Orchid nail and it keep going.

Sam: And one of the staffers on the plate is secretly a villain.

Ash: This is good this is good.

Sam: And then and then yeah and then.

Ash: And then there's snakes on the plane right.

Sam: No no snakes at well maybe metaphorical snakes but not literal snakes and then there's going to be some sort of situation where the pilot is trying to protect the president and gets knocked out and then the plane is going to be falling from the sky and then the battle is going to go down between the president and this evil staffer person secret evil bean and they're going to like fight for control.

Ash: Nwp's not on the plane she's like she's like being told.

Sam: Well they're never in the same place together so she's trying to keep the country under control while the president is falling from the sky fighting for his life and then there's going to be a dramatic dramatic falling plane scene and they're going to like save it at the last minute before it hits the ground and dramatically kill this evil person.

Bret: All right.

Sam: Is it is it accurate.

Pat: Riverwatch you're going to watch.

Chris: I want to see whatever movie that is.

Bret: Will you enjoy that.

Sam: That's my prediction that's my prediction of I don't give a f*** yes I will absolutely I'm going to enjoy the crap out of this movie whether it is good or bad I am fully prepared to have a good time so there you go that's my prediction.

Ash: Yeah I'm not even going to I mean Sam nailed it I'm not going to.

Sam: You're not going to addict a little caveat why is The Village Hookah add some motivation to my characters.

Ash: We'll see when did it come out 96 I don't they're terrorists there tear their terrorists there Terrace.

Ash: That's there's no there's no motivation there just terrorists is what my guess is going to be.

Sam: Okay that's good I like it.

Bret: You know what's crazy is like in the world before 9/11 there was like like plane hijackings happened and like people were just like oh I guess we're taking a detour to a non-extradition country temporarily.

Pat: Have you listened to the dollop about the longest hijacking ever. Like in the 70s or 80s literally bread that's what they talk about there was a time when hijackings were really common but no one ever really died and people are just like like.

Ash: Wow.

Ash: Oh my God.

Sam: Did you hear about the the the one the guy from candid camera was on one he was on a plane and it's playing Got Hijacked and they flew it to another country and then everyone on the plane was like hahaha candycamera he's like no guys this plane is actually f****** hijacked and then they landed in like Panama or somewhere crazy and everyone's like are you f****** kidding me this was a dumb ass prank he's like guys I didn't play it.

Bret: That is the absolute best cover for a plane hijacking.

Ash: Do you think they planned it there like he's going to be on the plane so we'll get this one.

Sam: How many.

Ash: Oh wow.

Ash: That's like the cash taxi guy like he can't get in a taxi without people thinking their show.

Bret: All right.

Ash: Oh man oh I will add that an engine on the plane will explode and that will be the reason why the plane will go down because of course cuz it's a plane movie.

Bret: Of course there's only so many things.

Sam: I forgot about the necessary explosions Goodwin ash good good Forsyth.

Ash: Yes there has to be explosions.

Ash: I'm looking forward to Harrison kicking a lot of ass.

Bret: Definitely.

Bret: Those of us who have seen the movie. Christian that you going to start it off.

Chris: She like I'm guessing cuz I have one memories industrial units the light we going to talk about that Harrison throwing somebody off the plane by actually don't remember who probably Paris.

Chris: I complained so much of this movie with Conair that I'm in my head right now I'm still text or Nicolas Cage.

Ash: Samsung fire tonight she's got the Con Air.

Sam: Did you before me or after I said it.

Pat: I am an eye. Solace movie a lot when I was younger it's just one of those one of those action movies that was on TV a lot at least in my channel in my TV viewing experience so it's been a very long time. Fun entertaining 90s action right like stuff we seat like to see and be loved just fun 90s action like all the cliches Harrison will be rugged and charming and awesome and also heroic was going to be really interesting though is just the the the assumed perspective that the movies going to lay on. It's just going to be that it's going to be very because it's damn sure it's going to be very like where the USA we are the quintessential good guys around the globe and. Vaguely foreign people are the other and we're protecting.

Pat: American Freedom around the globe and and and that's because we're the good guys enough said and we're always the good guys and we always do the right thing and like our armor is polished and shining and we have no skeletons in our closet that type of America you know.

Ash: Where America's ass.

Sam: Oh yeah yeah.

Bret: Fully a third of the tagline is truth justice and the American way or it's like.

Ash: Oh no.

Pat: Yeah so I don't I just that part will be just like I think comical.

Ash: Really cuz you just said a big big problematic thing.

Pat: No I didn't know at this.

Ash: Also there Russian.

Sam: The other bad guy.

Pat: But but yeah it's like and end so it's like. It's like object racism but it's very it just going to be that very like it's almost innocent version of that but it's still very like just assuming it's like yeah America the good guys do like there's no other at reality there's no other alternative like we're obviously if we're doing it we're the good guys no matter what it is but that being said.

Ash: America fuc yeah.

Pat: Yes is a mare is very America fuc yeah it's very much that yeah but I think it's just it's going to be fun I think it will all come back.

Bret: I remember there's a few parts this movie that one plot point in particular but I think everyone's going to go like.

Ash: Hahaha oh good.

Bret: Why the f*** did that happen and my mother house just why and so I'm curious if that actually happen the way I'm remembering it but there is some questionable activity in this film.

Sam: Yes I'm so excited.

Pat: Any questionable from a like a writing sample at like a narrative like white light that makes us like why would I care to do that like.

Ash: Not like a problematic stand for.

Sam: We never do.

Bret: No not problematic I don't think the I don't remember there being a lot of problematic stuff in this I think this is just a like this movie I mean the premise of it is so f****** goofy but it's done with such like see no serious gravitas.

Ash: I forgot I was going to guess that instead of like them being like just wanted to wait serving people that like they somehow sneak on in the luggage because that would just be so wacky and Goofy and ridiculous okay keep going.

Bret: The the relevance to the reveal of who the bad guys are is going to blow your mind a little bit but.

Sam: I'm so excited.

Bret: I can be really good I think we're all going to really enjoy it memorably like a good movie and I hope I'm not wrong.

Ash: Positive feelings like the net positive.

Bret: Matt positive here we come let's pause the recording and go and watch Air Force One and we'll see you when we get back. You got a plane in me.

Bret: You can please.

Bret: Can you tell Rufus take over the plane Harrison Ford gets to play again yeah you got to play near me.

Ash: I love you man.

Pat: Oh man.

Sam: It's gold.

Pat: Do Kazakhstan and Beyond.

Bret: My wife.

Ash: Right Kazakhstan we have a woman vice president it's so rough.

Ash: So 20.

Bret: So I need to start off and say I think everything and IMDb was a f****** lie.

Ash: Yeah those are totes real Flame.

Sam: Oh my God.

Pat: There was there was some CGI Munoz first does a 15 come out of the clouds.

Ash: Play the crash at the end I was like definitely not.

Pat: Call the crash with Rob.

Sam: I turned to Brett I was like it's like a f****** vaporwave video like.

Ash: Yes yes.

Ash: Bro you never zip line till you zipline between Plainsboro.

Pat: Pretty extreme.

Ash: So extreme.

Bret: Anna and the CSI cop doing his like like oh no I didn't make it. Yeah yeah.

Pat: What's up with the most Jump Right In the opening scene because I forgot or forgotten about the opening scene and it was like extrajudicial like military action on foreign soil like a royal palace of a Sovereign Nation that doesn't seem cool or okay.

Sam: Definitely something we've done I'm sure.

Bret: Yeah.

Ash: Yeah.

Pat: Also good there's some good Marksman I am not like the most efficient but I'm pretty sure that's an insanely ridiculous shot to make to shoot someone in the head while you're parachuting down.

Sam: Yeah also so good prison guards at the end the prison guards at the end like trying to shoot the only guy there like they're worse than Stormtroopers it was impressive.

Bret: That's a lot of bullets fired.

Pat: The only guy there in a wide-open yard with no cover and a spotlight on him.

Sam: I'd like for shooters.

Bret: The framing of that last shot was screwing me up cuz it was like cut to the helicopter with all the guards and they're outside and then cut back to the guy and there's nothing in the courtyard and I was like I thought the helicopter was there and it wasn't until like open the gates of the cowshed. Yeah the guy who.

Pat: Which yeah that actor but he was when people said we'd recognize and I do recognize the best I feel like he's a decent like he's not a big movies to have a no lines he had no lines in the whole movie and you just in those two scenes the beginning and then they're in the books very interesting.

Bret: I think he was the guy that was the Das Boot guy.

Pat: He's the bad guy he's like the grandpa bad guy in Beerfest he is the villain I believe in Beverly Hills Cop 2.

Ash: Did you mention that the the guy from Fargo was in this William H Macy oh yeah.

Pat: William H Macy yeah we talked about Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin and Mossimo.

Ash: We weren't we were like half listening to you.

Bret: I rattled off the list of of that guy faces and then yeah and then I was moving up in popularity instead of down in popularity like we usually do.

Pat: Felix William H Macy as he rose watch Shameless he looks so young and Babyface in this cousin Shameless he looks so f****** Rundown. It was interesting.

Bret: He has a very distinctive look and. All the way up until tonight she looks also a lot like the guy that was CSI Miami.

Pat: You think he looks like a Caruso.

Sam: I don't think he does.

Bret: Yeah yeah and I was like is he weight is he only the one guy with the CSI guy.

Pat: I don't think they look like.

Bret: I think it's the way they like actually Act. The mannerisms are similar.

Ash: If we're talking about the beating the film. We talked about the ridiculous moment when they tell Gary Coleman to put his thumb on the IdeaPad and he just put his phone on the computer screen.

Pat: Gary Oldman Oldman.

Ash: I'm sorry.

Bret: That would be a different movie yeah I don't know maybe it's like some kind of future fingerprint scan pack.

Sam: Put Ash we are so used to touch screens now that it didn't even occur to me until this moment but that is hilarious because.

Ash: Yeah cuz we might be used to touch screens but that's not that's not a fingerprint scanner.

Bret: But somebody's somebody came out with a phone like last year or the year before where the fingerprint sensor was under the screen but that was.

Sam: Yes last year.

Ash: Okay but we're talking 1996.

Sam: The military didn't even have touch screens at this point because Apple didn't invent even the semblance of a touchscreen until like two decades later.

Bret: Okay but maybe maybe this is the thing where nobody understands how airport stuff works and it turns out it just doesn't work because like the the scanners.

Sam: It's like the fake security tag.

Ash: Yeah yeah the illusion of safety.

Sam: What's faster turret.

Pat: Yeah like no one would actually try to get on Air Force One so we're just going to fake it cuz yeah.

Ash: So it doesn't actually do anything.

Sam: It's a terrorist deterrent.

Bret: This is a machine that just beats to let you know it's working like.

Chris: I love old text I love on the internet as like the web or the net or the information superhighway. It makes me so excited.

Bret: Cat.

Pat: Okay we should do the net starring Sandra Bullock for the show for sure at some point.

Sam: I've never even heard of it I'm down let's watch it.

Pat: Oh my God yes yes okay you guys all died okay yes you got it is he was searching for a weapon for so long and he had one he had that like little Nokia thing that thing you could have thrown that then what a hell of a plane.

Ash: Nothing had some good range for 96 to do you remember those cordless phones like you go into another room if I can lose reception he's all over that plane man.

Pat: Inform movie text like movie Tech magic I'm just going to say that in the movie check World Air Force One has its own like cell tower built into it or something.

Ash: Oh I'm sure.

Bret: I'm just curious about scene where he has to call into the White House main line.

Chris: That's the best part.

Ash: Hahaha.

Bret: It was maybe the best scene in the movie but I'm wondering if like.

Pat: No that's the one that's what I remembered really well.

Bret: I didn't have anyone's number memorized.

Ash: In 96.

Pat: Do I buy that 100y that cuz I don't have it memorized and I'm not the president.

Ash: Because.

Bret: No hold on timeout you don't have anyone's number memorized because most your life you've had a cell phone.

Chris: Yeah.

Pat: You know but listen you didn't have a cell phone as a president and they just talked about re-election so it sounds like it seems like there was a one or two lines that make me think this is like the end of his first term so it's been a few years that man has not had to dial numbers on my phone for himself and almost 4 years he just says get me someone so.

Sam: I literally have not had to call my childhood home number.

Bret: I'm just saying I think our minds are different now cuz I even as a kid I had like 20 or 30 different people phone numbers memorized and I can't imagine doing that s*** today.

Chris: Who's the president. Yeah.

Ash: I still don't know my boyfriend's phone number I've been with him for 10 years.

Ash: I mean I see that.

Pat: Aye aye aye aye by that he doesn't know cuz he hasn't had to dial he's literally just been like I want to talk to the governor of California called and then his someone does it for him I want to talk to the president of France and then someone does it for him.

Sam: Okay counter point Counterpoint Air Force One didn't have any numbers on speed dial. Remember speed dial * 1 * 2.

Ash: But then you could also say.

Pat: Yeah but he did he's a stats on Air Force One phone that's is someone's random personal cell phone.

Bret: Wait that was a cell phone.

Chris: I watched a lot of West Wing.

Ash: I thought it was a wireless it was a wireless.

Bret: I look like a duster Wireless like the handset phone.

Pat: Someone's cell phone.

Sam: That's why it's that's that's why she tracked it to Air Force One no. Know this stud the lady at the White House tracked it to Air Force One that's how she knew was actually the president.

Pat: We got out of a suitcase.

Pat: Yeah the location like he's just like the they found the location of it.

Chris: Yeah that yeah there's a joke on The West Wing that makes about that we're dead makes a joke about not we're carrying a wallet while he's an office anymore so you know by billionaires how much does milk cost.

Pat: No but he pulled it out of someone's suitcase that's someone's cell phone. I've always assumed they like trace the location.

Sam: Kazakhstan.

Pat: Hanging their pinging towers are pinging signals and that's how I found the location.

Ash: Wait I'm going to Google what cell phones look like in 1996.

Pat: Again it Air Force 1 has its own built-in like cell tower emulator it would trace it back to that.

Bret: I'm not often at a loss when it comes to battle shipping but I do know nothing about phone tracing.

Sam: I don't either I do find it hard to believe that in 1997 any random.

Pat: Triangulation I know that's a word.

Sam: I'm still I think it was still on team it was an Air Force One phone.

Bret: Or was it like a satellite phone like how does that work I don't even know.

Sam: I don't know nobody had cell phones then.

Pat: I feel very very confident he pulled it out of a suitcase I want to go back to the luggage.

Ash: Okay okay I Googled it I'm definitely seeing cell phones that look like it but the majority of them don't. But there were ones that did look like that.

Pat: I thought it looked like one of those like old Nokia jobs.

Sam: Houston come out till the odds man.

Ash: You know the old Nokia job.

Sam: Not in 2019 10 to 7.

Pat: I know but I'm saying you kind of look like.

Sam: Yeah it did.

Ash: I mean.

Pat: I was waiting for me to pop the faceplate off and put some like cool rad when he got in the mail kiosk on there.

Ash: Yeah they did.

Chris: That's what I had 234 3400.

Pat: You got one custom-made it says present.

Ash: Motorola it kind of looks like the Motorola oh wait there's a Nokia when you speak of okay okay.

Bret: I got the first flip phone and that was it 99 or was it 2001 I got it like middle school so 2001.

Chris: Presidential race.

Sam: No you did not. You did not have a flip phone.

Pat: Oh wow middle school high school.

Bret: My first phone was also the first flip phone.

Ash: Oh yeah well no I didn't but I know what they were.

Sam: It wasn't 2001.

Bret: Had those bricks and I was like.

Pat: How much money you think gives got paid to betray his Nation.

Pat: How many mils.

Bret: Well.

Ash: 1996 money so.

Pat: I'm honestly surprised they didn't throw that in there cuz like that's feel like such a 90s thing that they would have had a line of like instead of Harrison for me like how much did it cost for you to betray your nation and him being like 10 million dollars.

Ash: Does this count as a bad guy not having a motivation cuz he kind of didn't yeah.

Sam: Yes I was wondering that.

Pat: How to use the Summa got paid I think you just assume he got paid like.

Ash: Okay. Sam was right they snuck on pretending to be like people you know that we're supposed to be there that and they weren't there with those people.

Pat: I wish they'd done your luggage idea that was so much better.

Chris: I know I was so I was looking for.

Ash: I know it would have been so and we saw the luggage I kept waiting for someone to jump.

Sam: What they were Russian.

Pat: They were also hurting really fast.

Ash: We're Russian and also an engine exploded so I'm very excited. 10 points to Gryffindor.

Sam: Yes we did really good on this prediction.

Ash: Damn you basically describe the whole plot of the movie.

Pat: Did you not like the whole time I would like.

Bret: Yeah the only thing you got wrong is the saving the playing at the last second.

Pat: Yeah I like the whole time like your kind of nailing this when you're doing that give it away or not because she's f****** killing it right now.

Bret: The engine exploding.

Sam: Oh my gosh.

Ash: Oh yeah.

Sam: So Michael Bay.

Pat: There's a lot more collateral damage than I remember as far as deaths of like people dying like that whole other plane that whole entire of it which by the way how Michael Bay was that shot of Air Force One going under the exploding plane.

Ash: Oh my God yes.

Sam: What about the plane that freaking took a nuke for Air Force One and it liked it the traumatic flying.

Pat: No.

Ash: That was crazy.

Sam: Oh my God. There were so many there was so many.

Ash: Oh my God wait what exactly was the Y moment Brett because I want to know if it was but was the one he was talking about.

Pat: Cousins family.

Bret: You know it happened a little different then I remembered it honestly though the why moment was the why didn't he just f****** Escape when he had the chance like he has an escape pod get in the Pod do the run the f****** country bro.

Chris: Camelot board problems.

Ash: I was trying to think like.

Pat: I don't run away I'm a soldier which I forgot they lay they lay it on pretty thick with his background that you couldn't even like he's trained for this he was a soldier instead of a Medal of Honor recipient and he flew more rescue missions than anyone ever it's like okay guys so so Rambo became president.

Ash: Yeah when when has a president been so military equipped before.

Sam: Oh yeah.

Pat: Teddy. Eisenhower.

Chris: Young.

Bret: Yeah I have a gap in my president's knowledge that's like got the first couple and then like I'm missing I'm missing.

Pat: Eisenhower usage.

Chris: Georgia Georgia.

Pat: Eisenhower was a general.

Chris: George HW Bush Air Force.

Ash: You're right yeah okay.

Chris: My grandma grew up with a fun fact.

Sam: What's the dish.

Chris: Not not not a fan.

Pat: And then she pissed.

Pat: I meant of the president he pissed in another sandbox in right away.

Ash: Thank God.

Bret: Never grew out of it.

Ash: Yeah that was lying in the movie where he's like you f****** killed people just to lower the price of gas as like he's got she's there though yeah.

Pat: Yeah cuz he does it with a smart bulb. Sofia Bulgaria on the on the list of Gary Oldman Village Highway feeling about his name we never learned that one piece of paper.

Ash: The one where he's got dreads.

Chris: A lot of stuff.

Sam: Oh my gosh Fifth Element.

Pat: Salomon the professional True Romance he's a villain.

Ash: What's the one with dreads.

Ash: Okay yes that's my favorite one.

Pat: That's that's true romance drexl Spivey and he does the really really cringey Patois.

Bret: I mean I feel like he was pretty scary in this.

Pat: Yes sweaty at the unmanned OU Dracula in the 1992.

Sam: He was so good as Dracula.

Ash: That one that one that one.

Bret: I feel like the accent work is always a little like I don't know maybe it's cuz we know so many Russian people.

Pat: I love I do love him in Fifth Element I love his or what is his name's Ward and he's doing his Weird Al most southern thing. Yes I remember into the element.

Ash: It's really been so long.

Sam: I remember but we also have been saving it for the podcast so we haven't seen it in like.

Pat: I am excited for that.

Ash: We should just do it because I have been saving that movie forever and I don't write so it's been so long I don't even remember.

Pat: His characters full name is Jean Baptiste Emanuel zorg in The Fifth Element.

Chris: Batman.

Ash: Oh yeah that's right.

Sam: In Harry Potter.

Pat: Oh yeah he's the Commissioner Gordon and the Nolan. Sirius Black.

Chris: I've got a lot of blanks.

Bret: Villains.

Pat: Pizza Inn in the in Hannibal the Mason.

Ash: Serious question for everyone on this that has children but you know how are you going to react when your 12 year old tells you that they be having kids if this was caveman days cuz wow.

Sam: Yeah.

Chris: Bratz.

Sam: Also she was way off on her timeline because literally that happened would Pass Caveman days like you were the queen of France like yeah.

Pat: Like 300 years ago or something.

Bret: If you want to go fight a caveman let me know when you find a caveman.

Ash: Have fun.

Chris: What up what up WhatsApp do you also find it odd.

Bret: Alex Tan.

Pat: Generic Eastern Europe away with that you can get away with that in the 90s.

Chris: I want to go to breakfast.

Bret: I was unclear on what the thing was that was happening in the movie why did they why did they kidnap the dictator cuz he was mean.

Ash: I'm saying there's not much motivation.

Bret: Yeah.

Pat: He was he's like he's like some kind of fanatic who is longing for the old days of the USSR and he likes his followers in a reference like genocide and remember the speech is like 200 also remember like a thousand dead like it's it's crazy cuz it's like.

Bret: That doesn't age well.

Sam: Wait where are the.

Pat: No I know but because it's basically the whole point is General Braddock is like some crazy fascist like fanatic who is waging some kind of like personal war and committing genocide so they like or like we're at we need to extract him in like.

Bret: Okay but he was like the guy running Kazakhstan.

Pat: That's a great question and is it did he is he actually or do you just kind of like tape was it a coup maybe like take power.

Pat: Is Kazakhstan is a nation right with its own is a Sovereign Nation.

Ash: Subscene Borat.

Pat: Where I guess in 1997 I don't know where was I guess I don't know.

Bret: It's a real big country it's a it's a big big one.

Bret: That was so when we did Die Hard. The harder it's so that they're flying out of Kazakhstan and they're they're like oh no the plane we need to like set the plane down and like they were talking the whole movie about how like there was only like for airports that were military bases that they couldn't land at because they were friendly to the dictator and which implied they could have landed anywhere else in Kazakhstan there's a there's a bunch of airports so like I don't know why the whole and sequence happened.

Sam: Doesn't make a lot of sense.

Bret: What happened in Die Hard 2 as well.

Ash: Yeah that's what I thought they said to.

Pat: They said they were only four within range of the plane and they'll only for within fuel range of the plane and they all happen to be loyal to radek I thought that's how I took it was the only for that are in range are loyal to rather.

Bret: They made it several hundred miles to the water so I don't know.

Pat: You don't know of a 700-mile. Also Kazakhstan was founded in 1991.

Sam: Pinterest.

Ash: Cuz it used to be the USSR.

Chris: 96 near Macon.

Pat: That was the whole point is Radix people.

Chris: But 96 is a new country by 96 or using it movie.

Pat: I mean you get away with that not enough people probably know all that much about it so.

Bret: Russia was the terrorist country.

Sam: Russian radicalist because Russia was both an ally and the terrorists which was an interesting take.

Bret: Russian antifa.

Sam: Yeah no no.

Bret: They wanted communism I don't I don't know what else they're message was I forget they were they were blown up playing.

Sam: No zipline off this plane before it crashes.

Pat: I mean we had like a little. Of like friendliness was Russia like in the 90s cuz there's a movie that John Candy movie Canadian bacon where Russia is the Russian president visits in his leg.

Ash: I can prove we were at this historic moment in cinema history.

Pat: No ask don't come on give me a break. I'm just saying like I can think of another movie of thought I had word like they had a thing were like showcase like friendly relations with the US and the Russian president and like being buddy-buddy so.

Bret: Future Generations will look back and watch these John Candy Films and learn about our path.

Pat: Y'all have honestly all of us included. I think we would all be stunned if liking someone is able to crack your head open and see how much of our worldview and what we think. Places look like are are informed by movies and shows.

Ash: Totally no definite.

Sam: Way too much way too much.

Pat: When you think about Russia and Moscow you're picturing something you saw in a move.

Sam: Is an American.

Sam: I don't see too many of your pictures in Russia.

Bret: What podcast.

Ash: No you're not.

Pat: I'm not crazy I'm not the crazy one.

Ash: I'm just being observational about the ludicrousy of that. Oh definitely.

Pat: I love you little submachine guns I feel like also every 90s action would be the bad guys had that exact same model of little like submachine gun with like the snub nose kind of.

Ash: They probably rented them all from the same rental house.

Pat: MP5 as it's called in Goldeneye video game.

Bret: So yeah about the guns of all maybe not specifically about the gun but there were a lot of bullets fired on an airplane and usually it takes like 1/2 de pressurize to play.

Ash: I actually explain that in the very beginning she's like yeah she's giving them a tour and she said that the plane's walls are designed to withstand a nuclear bomb and so therefore.

Sam: She specifically called out bullet she didn't say bulletproof she said bullet-resistant.

Bret: That's not helpful.

Sam: And then the villain was like well. Doesn't make me feel very good.

Bret: If a plane had that much shielding it wouldn't fly.

Ash: Which was Weird Al weird comments.

Sam: It was like.

Bret: The heaviest plane.

Ash: Yeah she's like haha let's laugh cuz you're going to kill me later.

Pat: I forgot about her does that was right I was like damn.

Chris: Hitman.

Ash: Yeah he was.

Pat: Nice PR lady.

Ash: Like you said Brett he was pretty scary this cuz he was like Relentless with like I'm just going to keep murdering people those matter may you know.

Bret: That was one of my trivia facts was everybody on set thought he was being really scary and that your nickname come scary Oldman.

Sam: That was not just of a rift that you threw in.

Ash: That's where the nickname came from wow.

Sam: That's hilarious.

Bret: Because they would call cut and then he would just be like joking around and then they go and like.

Sam: I believe it he's a.

Ash: Did he did he did the saying that Pat thinks is amazing it's turning on a dime.

Pat: I wasn't going to say it. I wouldn't say it but I do find that very impressive I do.

Ash: Yeah I know totally.

Sam: Which which part.

Ash: Remember if we had this conversation long time ago.

Pat: Remember we we had the whole about like method acting and I'm like not the biggest fan by the kind of toner respect for people that can do that like just turn it on.

Ash: Just turned it on you.

Bret: Pat thinks method actors or hacks.

Pat: I love.

Sam: Snacks way better than all of them.

Bret: Listen friend.

Pat: I think my favorite bit of the show is I tried to I have like we'll have a thoughtful like complex opinion on something like chocolate or acting and then you lot will boil it down to some kind of hot take hot controversial take trying to get me catch me internet flag.

Sam: Yep at you are really good at the hot takes you're totally right.

Bret: There's not enough room in my brain for your new one all right.

Ash: Hahaha.

Chris: Cancel.

Bret: I try so hard.

Ash: Oh yeah.

Bret: I think like two or three times now I for the the show add I've done the clips where Pat threatens to beat someone up.

Ash: The problem is.

Pat: Again once again I have never threatened to beat anyone up.

Bret: Do you stated very plainly that they would be crushed under your might it's not even a threat it's a fact.

Ash: The problem is you can't cancel Pat because he's basically the Chris Pratt of this podcast.

Sam: Chris Pratt just got canceled Ash that's on.

Pat: No no Yea Yea for being heated like.

Bret: Nestle's popular Chris.

Ash: What did he do.

Sam: I don't know what took you to look.

Pat: Basically it's like he belongs to a church that's like very homophobic in like support conversion therapy and he won't like speak against it and everyone's like it's not confirmed but everyone's like pretty sure he's a trump supporter.

Ash: Hello.

Chris: Christian or Catholic.

Bret: I feel like that's been like real clear for several years I didn't think that was like news but then that's all of a sudden it was lose last week.

Pat: If you're going to compare you to a famous Chris I'd rather be like Chris Evans or Chris Hemsworth cuz they seem by all accounts to be utterly delightful human being.

Ash: Okay well let me rephrase it.

Sam: I feel like that you could very easily be 50/50 Chris Hemsworth and Evans yeah I see it.

Ash: Oh yeah I can see it.

Chris: I thought you're going to say Christopher Plummer.

Pat: If you still.

Chris: Christmas.

Bret: Do you have mark down on your calendar the national Chris Evans dick pic day.

Ash: Oh yeah.

Ash: 10 hilarious.

Sam: That was unfortunate I totally believe was an accident and I love that the internet protected him.

Chris: I didn't I didn't even look at it I forgot all about.

Pat: Probably could be hard to find cuz yeah cuz like everyone was just like just flooded like the hashtag with other stuff I like pictures of him and his dog and stuff to like. Yeah that'd be nice yeah yeah.

Sam: Jay Lawrence wasn't so lucky.

Chris: Female celebrities like we're Lee s******* I won't look any more nudes.

Bret: I feel like this is that Chris Evans thing as the first time I could remember that a celebrity leaked their own image on accident usually someone else doing it.

Ash: Is the whole circumstances are just so Chris Evans that's great.

Sam: It's the curse of the 20/20.

Pat: I feel like that's all you can tell it was on accident cuz if someone wanted their s*** their stuff out there that yeah they always like give it to someone else to do it I'm like.

Chris: Or at least a better picture to write not like a picture like with the screenshot of your.

Ash: I thought you didn't see it Chris I thought you didn't see it.

Chris: Extensive.

Chris: Everything Jennifer Lawrence.

Sam: I did not look at those.

Chris: I don't go Reddit or something long enough.

Bret: Yeah it was impossible not to see it that day I don't know I would guess I log on early enough when all of the the Rabid Twitter animals were like.

Pat: I heard good things.

Ash: I thought it wasn't actually his dick though I thought it came out that it was somebody else. Oh okay.

Bret: So he came out later was like no that was me.

Chris: Which is not good for podcasting but I delete Twitter off my phone for like. Set a time for sanity so I might have been off and put it up.

Pat: I get the shakes just thinking about that.

Chris: And make slime.

Ash: That's not a good sign.

Chris: Yeah it makes life better for me.

Pat: Never never never.

Ash: Never on there.

Sam: I can literally go weeks without even thinking about Twitter.

Pat: I know yes and we know you're too cool for Twitter.

Ash: No I don't either.

Pat: Yeah.

Bret: I'm like that with Facebook I don't go on Facebook anymore cuz everytime I go on someone chats me.

Ash: Oh my God I hate that stop using Facebook messaging is like a instant message Chat platform no thank you.

Bret: Listen I don't mind I don't mind hearing from you if you have like something to tell me but whenever I log on and it's just like. Get out of here.

Chris: I just text I sent you up?.

Chris: BTS. Stop.

Chris: Nasl.

Chris: Messages.

Pat: Oh man oh man how much time.

Ash: I forgot about those.

Pat: Did our generation waste how much brain power did our generation waste try to think of the best clever away messages just like.

Chris: A lot of Taking Back Sunday or like dashboard.

Pat: It's got to be funny but witty but not too obvious.

Chris: Or if you just got dumped you do like they think you sound like an emo song.

Ash: Oh my god wow.

Chris: And then you'd like that that Taking Back Sunday will enjoy popular like a lot of people a lot of people.

Ash: Ask.

Pat: Cheeky bastard that would type of the way wishes like maybe something like hey what's going on so I can look like I was responding to you.

Ash: You did.

Bret: Like that stuck the voicemail that's like hello.

Chris: I still have voicemail.

Ash: Oh man.

Pat: Caleb yeah hello wait wait to be what's going on oh no way good to hear from you this is a voicemail.

Sam: Oh my God.

Bret: I was like Sam's brother had one like that for the longest time but it wasn't like a joke it was just he said it so slow it's like hello.

Sam: Free time.

Bret: This is just long enough I would always start talking if you like.

Ash: So good.

Ash: I would love the parody version of this movie where she calls the White House and it's bad it's like hello.

Ash: I'm on a plane and everything you have reached God damn it.

Pat: What was the Secretary of defense's when was his it was his genius plan for the 25th Amendment to be a CB like guess what you no longer have the present is Hoss's cuz he's not the president anymore so he that dude ain't worth s*** like suck it.

Sam: Honestly I think it was just a sexist plan.

Bret: I think he wanted to shoot the plane out of the air.

Sam: Yeah he did.

Chris: Yeah they were not nice vice president.

Ash: He was trying to put her in power.

Chris: I can tell that's cuz she's a lady by president or vice president.

Ash: When you trying to put her in power.

Pat: It will himself cuz it's.

Bret: Once he found out that he couldn't do the same. He just he just wanted to make sure the power wasn't in the president's hands anymore.

Ash: Right yeah it wasn't sexist it was just.

Bret: It started off super sexist but yeah by the time they got to that paper saying it was it seemed like I had moved on.

Chris: What up.

Ash: But I think if it was sexist in the beginning there's no way he would have wanted her to have control at the end so I don't know that it was sexist I think he was just like power hungry and wanted me like he thought his plan was the right plan.

Bret: Yeah I definitely did.

Bret: Show is so good.

Ash: Yeah.

Chris: Vice president doesn't have to be done in this movie.

Pat: I kind of enjoyed that yeah cuz I forgot about that and I can enjoy the reference to the 25th Amendment like that they said I had no idea what they were talking about in the moment but has been talked about a lot lately.

Bret: We just watched a cgp grey video on that.

Ash: We were watching.

Chris: Analogies from The West Wing.

Sam: I hear that's a very good show though.

Chris: If you want some liberal like foreign right now I recommended it's amazing it's warm inside.

Chris: Hopefulness.

Ash: What's his name so that there's a blanket on him.

Chris: The present March.

Ash: Is Martin Sheen but there's also he's also in parks and rec Rob Lowe yeah yeah Rob Lowe.

Sam: I love Rob Rob.

Chris: Jimmy Smits now Mall becoming the later seasons. Asparagus.

Ash: As I was watching the end of this movie with my boyfriend Bryce and I turned him in as I could you imagine if this really happen like that be so crazy and he was like it'd be kind of convenient if it happened now I mean it would fix a lot of problems just just take him it's fine.

Sam: I mean I would like a few a few Senators to be on the plane as well.

Sam: Woodstock at the FBI.

Pat: Can we talk about the absolute the absolute failure of when they're doing their parachute plan to get the thing up how do you have someone you've got two of those submachine guns with you how do you know if someone watching the door.

Sam: Also why do.

Pat: What's the canister in it and blows it out in like yours out and then all those other people fall out without parachutes and it's like how do you know if someone minding the door in like with a gun.

Bret: I'm like how did they how was that crowd of people civil enough to not all my brush the pile pile of parachutes how was there anyone still without a parachute.

Pat: They are professional government employees at the highest level.

Sam: Yeah no I feel like it. Ice bucket.

Pat: And in America and America only the cream-of-the-crop the best reach the highest levels of government.

Ash: When Traders apparently.

Ash: Call my favorite.

Sam: I fucken hope that if you're at that high level of government to ride Air Force One that you're f****** smart enough to know to put the goddamn parachute on your body when you're within like 10 ft of the back door of a plane like just logic here I don't care I don't care you put on the parachute Cheese's.

Ash: My favorite part is when he's like explain to them like okay so you're going to pull this one and then if that doesn't work you're going to pull that one got it and I'm just like know if I'm falling out of a f****** plane I'm not going to remember this there's no way I'm going to rub him with this.

Sam: Yeah yeah.

Ash: No yeah totally.

Sam: Beretta.

Pat: I do like the time that the thing from you is skydiving is I would want it cuz he says as soon as you jump off the plane like pull list that's what I would want is be like literally soon as my feet have nothing Below on my want to pull this cuz the ones you'll you'll hear sometimes it's like you're going to count to 20 and then I'm going to forget how numbers work man are you kidding me.

Bret: I was like I think if they pulled I think I pulled something that early they would be seriously injured.

Ash: Yes I think so too.

Chris: Odot.

Pat: They're probably that Whiplash they were getting when they were like getting yanked away.

Bret: Sounds like a while I was out in Iron Man 3 was it where he like caught that whole group of falling people and they were all just holding onto each other's arm.

Pat: Oh my God they're bare ribs would be liquefied I like.

Ash: I do love the shot of the lady who helped him with the fax machine though like going by in her little parachutes toast.

Sam: Oh my gosh it was so Soarin Over California it made me laugh.

Bret: Which by the way.

Sam: It came out the year before this move well it was conceptualised the year before this movie.

Bret: And it was 100.

Pat: Yeah yeah I miss the classic Soarin Over California do you guys know that they like Disneyland and Disneyworld they have like two new ones and it's like you go around the world.

Ash: Time in California is the best so you know.

Pat: F****** Coastal Elite over here.

Bret: I mean there's a little bit of a little bit of Truth in that statement I'm like I don't would the people at Disneyland want to go on a trip around the rest of the world like they came to California on vacation they want to see California.

Ash: There's literally a whole other theme park dedicated to.

Pat: I love California.

Sam: I miss Disney.

Pat: Get drunk and.

Ash: The top the top of fats list is the alcohol.

Bret: It's been very slowly getting better over the years. Yeah I just feel like I like it was only a few years ago that it finally tipped over into being like a cool theme park and it was just so empty for the longest time.

Ash: Yeah I mean I guess it didn't really have a lot going on for a bit.

Pat: Incredicoaster srad analogous branded Mickey roller coaster to the incredicoaster.

Bret: When they open Cars Land then it was.

Sam: Cars ride is fun.

Chris: I'm so jealous.

Pat: Oh my God Chris will.

Chris: I thought we were having a family trip coming up but you know I made that not happy.

Sam: Yeah we were going to do a trip there in Corona canceled our trip to.

Bret: Cat basically lives there.

Pat: Disney World.

Ash: He got married there Chris yeah.

Chris: Did you really.

Pat: We had dip dip vacation club we go yeah we had two trips this year. Cancel.

Chris: Alice.

Ash: We had to travel if we had to cancel.

Pat: Hey it's it's what we do and you tell me something else you can do with toddlers that's like.

Ash: No that's true that's true fair.

Chris: Chick-fil-A Play Place.

Ash: I can't wait till we all could go together that would be fun. So minimal.

Pat: Dress is a very very very fun episode to record also we have talked about the movie like 150f the time. I mean yeah.

Chris: I felt that way in like I enjoy being on but I had no emotional reaction to any of I like this.

Pat: It was very it was just 90s action and that's it players just like there wasn't much else to it.

Chris: I'm not going to stay.

Pat: I had nothing to say.

Sam: It lived up to its its title of action Thanksgiving right.

Ash: Yeah that's true.

Bret: Yeah I mean it was definitely like the last one for a reason they followed up the jumping in front of a bullet with a for the president shot with a jumping in front of the missile for the president's they jump the shark real hard in this one.

Sam: Yeah in the best ways.

Ash: And also like none of the characters like you don't I think the reason why Chris cuz I felt the same way like I was kind of on my phone half the time and I think it's because.

Chris: Yeah I think I responded to you.

Ash: I think this like. There's no character development for any of the characters really like we don't really know anything about them except for their job description or president's wife president's daughter you know like I don't know what the daughters into I don't know what the moms.

Chris: Refugee camps apparently.

Bret: Do you want to.

Ash: Refugee camps I guess you know like even the president like all we know is that he was like an ex-army person but like no we don't know anything about anyone really so how can you care about them.

Chris: Note to self that likes me but they're all kind of like.

Ash: It was hilarious though.

Chris: The thing that I think though that the the peak of the moment I thought I could almost been comedy.

Pat: The movie it doesn't have a message really if message is America's awesome and other night doesn't have a message because they're trying to make the we don't negotiate with terrorists message but they totally do negotiate and like cuz he like does release the guy and they and it's like.

Ash: Did you give them gas.

Pat: Did you give him the gas which and I'm not on either side of that or it's like I could be convinced you I could see an argument with human lives in like butt.

Bret: I would argue that they had a message that maybe we all missed which is that the opening scene of the movie and the rest of the movie where the same scene from two different perspectives.

Pat: You think this was you think this was like like Loki like. Calling America out under the guise of being robbed America.

Bret: Yeah 1000ndred percent it was a they went into a foreign country and and kidnap their dictator and threw him in jail and in another country and then did a whole speech about how like yeah we did it and we were right to do it and f*** you all if you think we were wrong and then immediately the reverse thing happens and it's like oh no like.

Pat: Who's only do they do it and just meet you like and we're going to Mac like and we're going to do more of this if we think you're bad we're just going to come into your country and stop you.

Chris: How far away from this is us from the Gulf War.

Sam: A skull for like.

Ash: Yeah that's what I wondered too because.

Chris: Is like a decade.

Pat: Couple years it's like.

Sam: 88 to 91.

Chris: Yes maybe this is like kind of mad that that like anytime.

Ash: Well that's what I thought the it was nice while this is 1990 to 1991. But like that's what I thought the whole thing about like you. Bombed another country and killed a bunch of people just to save money on gas was that wasn't that a bush thing.

Chris: Szechuan.

Bret: What we're saying is we side with the terrorists. No.

Sam: Maybe not on a recorded line Brett don't say that.

Pat: Oh my God bro.

Ash: Yeah thanks thanks for that.

Sam: We are getting the f****** FBI.

Chris: All the terrorists.

Pat: Can you get us all f****** just no.

Bret: Listen live conspiracy people have to have something to believe in.

Ash: Stop stop.

Pat: Stop let's relax does not support terrorism foreign or domestic.

Ash: Yes.

Chris: Anyone else notice a little bit like Bob their heads like when he's like sneaking around before he comes out of Airheads.

Pat: We gotta that's what I want to do for this.

Chris: Adam Sandler and Brendan Fraser.

Ash: I've never seen it.

Bret: And if it if it was on Comedy Central that means it had all the good parts cut out.

Ash: Oh no.

Pat: Yeah.

Chris: Yeah I don't even know if I don't know if I would even recognize it with all the nudity.

Ash: Oh my God.

Pat: Joe montania has Chris Farley has Ernie Hudson.

Bret: We had to do Airheads.

Chris: Yeah cuz parlays Gardner cameo. Strips off the bucket.

Pat: Is it Christina Applegate Brendan Fraser's girlfriend.

Ash: Oh my God it has a.

Chris: Yep and the Lone Ranger's and I remember really liking it I I'm a I'm a.

Pat: Crazy 8.

Chris: Christmas scrubs episodes.

Pat: He's great in Doom Patrol Watch Doom Patrol.

Chris: Not that fun fact I wasn't here Encino Episode by the way.

Ash: Hahaha.

Chris: Worst movies ever.

Sam: Sometimes the best episodes you know.

Ash: Yeah I do have to say.

Bret: Yeah yeah I mean like like we said we talked for 2 hours and 40 minutes about one of the one of the worst movies we've seen in awhile and I'll be an upcoming episode.

Ash: Oh God damn.

Pat: Sheldon like a dresser.

Ash: No it's trash.

Bret: Was horrible it was so f****** bad.

Ash: Garbage garbage. You would have been so mad you know how mad you were about how like in Road Warrior like nothing happened Mad Max like this was like that like anyway. Nothing's connected there's no point.

Ash: I will say about this movie. A positive thing that I liked about it cuz I feel like people only talk about negative things is everyone they got creative with the exploding exploding things was not expecting the fueling plane to blow up like that creative interesting and also I really liked that they didn't translate the Russian. And I liked getting the context of what they were saying just from body language and like tone of voice.

Pat: No wait let me send you some YouTube clips that have subtitles.

Ash: Oh no I was going to ask like Is that real are they speaking real Russian or is it just gibberish.

Sam: This is something that only Rita can answer I will ask.

Pat: It's just fun to watch Harrison Ford kickass he's so good at being like rugged handsome charming tough guy he's the best at that he's just a mess.

Chris: The movie was just made for by plane.

Sam: Yeah totally.

Bret: Liability.

Chris: That was only thing from this movie I remember next.

Pat: Oh I'm sure it was in the trailer or something I mean it was.

Chris: Had to be closed in heels.

Pat: I just thought how all sweaty they must have all been and just stinky.

Ash: What's why. Oh yeah are you spell disgusting yeah when I get off.

Chris: Do they open the back.

Pat: I don't know they still sees what he's thinking I still complains I just feel like I need to shower after I got off a plane and they're very very stressful situation and it's just like the running around anxiety times like going on.

Chris: Gibber notice. That's true.

Pat: Not to mention all the dead body stink of rotting corpses cuz there's like 20 of them on that plane.

Chris: A lot of clothes like jackets car club 707.

Pat: Yeah man they all kissed a button-up with their Sukkot sound like that supposed to be off sleeve should be like rolled up like they're working hard.

Sam: So-so Harrison Ford's costumes were all designed by Paris if you watch the credits they had like their own like four or five lines is like mr. Harrison Ford's costumes all designed by blah blah blah blah blah Paris and that quite made me laugh.

Pat: His black suit with white shirt with black tie.

Sam: Yeah it was like wow okay.

Bret: There's a lot of military credits to.

Ash: Like the city the city to find the design.

Chris: Oh yeah.

Sam: Like a fashion company in Paris designed all of his costumes.

Bret: So of the 85 million dollars this movie cost he got 20 of it.

Sam: I'm not surprised.

Pat: Really was it was the Fashion Center. Oh is it from Emily in Paris.

Ash: Wow okay go sit over there on the corner for a while and think about what you did. All right should we do final.

Bret: Final thoughts.

Ash: Do you have more to say about this movie. Who wants to go first.

Ash: Do you have.

Chris: Nothing to say.

Bret: Same order say I'm started off.

Sam: Okay so.

Ash: You're right.

Sam: From from like yes I was very very good at guessing what this movie is going to be about from an Oscars standpoint you know like AFI list of 100 best movies is this a good movie.

Sam: If from it from a drink of beer eat pizza laugh and have a good time is it a good movie f*** yeah it's not good but it's f****** enjoyable and just ridiculous I can laugh at that vaporwave playing Crash for like 10 years I want Brett to remix it with some like Smooth music. Yes.

Pat: Because 90s do that one Kenny G song. I had a really good time watching it got a little slow towards the end like it's a movie that you don't have to pay 100. It was just it was fun to watch Harrison Ford and I love him and for that reason that positive that's my final thoughts.

Bret: Alright Ashe.

Ash: Red positive.

Sam: Just average.

Bret: Scaving.

Ash: Yeah I mean it wasn't a great movie it wasn't like the most terrible movie in the world I mean I'll comment on like cinematography like it was okay it was lit I love my favorite anytime he's like trying to just be a human thing Gene and people are like saluting him or like ruining football games for Heflin like the look on his face zipline and then was real.

Bret: That's that's become his whole persona.

Ash: Yes and it's great I love it.

Chris: I feel like I'm so spoiled because of Marvel movies cuz those are my go-to shut my brain off but they're really f****** good before like 97 this is why it's a really good that I like like an hour and a half I was surprised how enthralled I was and how many times they can find a way to like almost crash planes at still be a little surprised that really there's more people expected so I don't think it pass the bechdel test.

Sam: I would argue it possibly did pass the bechdel test has that that step PR staffer is walking the mom and daughter onto the plane and.

Chris: Okay.

Bret: Talking about the plane.

Sam: I don't think their conversation was about Harrison Ford granted the point.

Chris: I'll kidnap you though.

Pat: Is it about the ballet.

Sam: Is meant to be an obscenely low standard to point out how poorly webinar written themselves so the fact that passes isn't like. Gold star but.

Chris: I'm still surprised. I'm actually shocked.

Sam: It came a lot closer than a lot of other movies. Yeah I'm going to I'm going to watch this again.

Pat: I enjoyed it it was very nostalgic for me I do enjoy again probably from like an age thing cuz I was 12 like 12 or 13 like yeah and it's like something very good guy or a bad guy.

Ash: GI Joe.

Ash: Yeah I was kind of surprising.

Pat: Yeah totally yes or something very like comforting about that wrap around yourself obviously it's not a sense that this is not like a piece of Cinema for the ages but it also wasn't like. Wasted opportunity though at the end cuz they've got.

Pat: Play call there CGI mig's in ff15 like how do not have more of like a dogfight cuz they're not even really there they just have a little more.

Sam: I agree I agree.

Ash: Yeah that would have been cool.

Pat: There's like a lines across from each other and they just shoot missiles in the one guy sacrifices himself and it's like flying and fighting each other in like.

Pat: Yes and then after you like flies like nearly misses a mega be like.

Ash: Is this the Keanu version.

Pat: I'm sorry I couldn't help myself yes.

Chris: Yep at some point.

Ash: Hahaha.

Pat: Duke kaboom.

Chris: I also kept watching it and replacing it with the Randy Newman scores I thought would be there because of you.

Sam: Who who thought that would be a good choice for this movie has a Miss steak.

Bret: I want to go I want to go find the like the Orca orchestral score to Toy Story 3 and see if I can add it back into this movie. I think might be able to.

Ash: Yes do this thing.

Ash: What if it's f****** great.

Chris: Oh my God please do that please I would my God I would be so happy cuz I would say I don't know how to do any of that but I would love to.

Ash: What if it's amazing.

Bret: What if it's a great not a chance not a chance.

Sam: It won't be amazing in a good way it'll be amazing in an awesomely bad way. I'm okay with but I did like the orchestral score honestly I told Brett osyka I miss the days when like this was the sound of Americas that is like country music.

Bret: Solo trombone.

Chris: Everything you missed messages.

Ash: Have dog fights in Planes.

Chris: Charlotte Airport.

Ash: Snap.

Bret: I will say that I enjoyed this movie.

Chris: Speeches about why America is.

Bret: I think I think this movie work pretty well for what it was trying to be a dad so I was having the stop watching this movie and I honestly can't.

Ash: Sorry Sam's face right now so great.

Bret: I cannot remember if this is actually an original thought or if I've read it somewhere cuz I almost certainly read this somewhere so somebody else at me if the if this is I'm plagiarizing but was this movie exactly the entire plot of the Donald Trump presidency we got a guy who shows up as the president who's who finds out that via the the journalist on his plane or the terrorists.

Ash: From his perspective.

Bret: From his point of view.

Ash: Okay okay.

Pat: Oh from his own hidden his mind and from his first wife.

Bret: His wife and kids just get in the way and he's willing to have the Air Force fire on his own people can Just for kicks like I don't know if it felt it felt very very poignant for the time. We're watching it and. This is ridiculous and then Donald Trump quote something from this movie when he was first elected. Watch this dick all the wrong lesson.

Ash: Give you like I would have gotten in that escape pod for sure for sure.

Pat: This might be a little over-the-top but I'm going to feel like I'm really glad we watched it because this is like really cheesy actually but because this is from an era when I feel like a lot of us took it for granted and we're kids but we're like Tha stuff but basically I think as a society is an air that's like America's the good guy and that's just a default.

Sam: Yeah yeah.

Pat: Like we are the the global Gyros a good guys and that's just the way it is because that's the way it is and it's so you know and we kind of take that for granted and like to be super cheesy with it we are now at a point today or all of us are like that like we're not that we can easily go the other way and we all have to be vigilant and active and speak up and do our part to make sure we are on the good side of things and it's not just a passive default thing we actually had metal again. I just really weird had it coming from like yeah that's just how what we do is just automatic it takes like effort and all of us to make sure that we are the quote on quote good guys.

Bret: Yeah no 100.

Ash: We had like we have like a text shade and Sam said something in our text chain that I was like a very poignant you were like it shouldn't be this hard to do the right thing and you're so right.

Sam: Yeah yeah that was from. It was a paraphrasing of the video that Pat shared with us of. Forgetting a guys name.

Pat: Van Jones.

Sam: Dan Jones.

Chris: That what you said remind me that John Lewis quote democracy is not a state it's a actual fight for speech with that.

Ash: Oh I'm glad you brought that up to cuz there's a great quote in this movie this is very similar that I was like this was very poignant right now or he says real peace is not just the absence of conflict it's the presence of justice and I was like yes that is very relevant today.

Chris: I think it's the election with differently we would watch that movie talking with differently.

Pat: We would have us running man I just Opia about people being murdered for sport and have been like this feels like the password heading towards so like.

Chris: Workout.

Ash: Well that note happy action Thanksgiving everybody.

Pat: Yeah.

Sam: We have a lot to be thankful for right now.

Ash: Yeah actually I don't know is a Cheesy if we all go around and give something that were thankful for cuz like. I feel like there's a lot this year. To be thankful for so much that you go first.

Pat: I am thankful for what I'm sure between the two weeks of recording this and then it comes out I am through 223 I am thankful for that humble gracious and articulate concession speech that Trump gave which I'm sure he totally did.

Sam: Yeah.

Ash: Haha cool you got a real one.

Pat: Jesus know of course he did that man is incapable I'm thankful for all of you cuz you are all the life of human beings that I'm so happy that my path is crossed with.

Bret: That's real nice.

Ash: Chris how are you. That's so rad.

Bret: That's rad.

Chris: I'm so thankful for the podcast Community as a whole or last seven years I had a couple years where I tried to leave it and then it sweatsuit meaning I'll be fine people in making like actual real friendship both online and in real life and it led me to meet my guy business partner Brianna Benjamin and the producer Chris all my shorts and now we like started a business and have a company in like we never met in real life though it's it's it's f****** nuts.

Ash: And you never will know I'm just kidding.

Bret: It's been real fun watching your whole thing grow over the years man.

Chris: Big dogs.

Ash: I think I said this on your podcast recently Rose like now I look at you and I'm like he interviewed that guy from iZombie and Streetlight Manifesto It's so cool.

Chris: Hey baby it's the little things that mean 20 times more than they used to everything's like ends up being super heartwarming cuz like each other cuz I have a lot of friends so lonely world if you don't have a podcaster twitch or something right now.

Ash: Yeah family about you.

Sam: Do I get to send a title on you guys but. So some of you guys know that my career didn't go out the way I thought it would like I had a major Hiccup and it's happens really.

Ash: Guy burned you real hard.

Sam: And it kind of made me on a really weird passed to a much better life where I get to spend way more time with the people I love way more time being creative and way more time doing things that actually make me happy and I'm very thankful and a weird way that things didn't go the way I wanted them to someplace better to spend more time with all the all some people.

Ash: You know what I've been meaning to tell you. Oh yeah yeah.

Ash: I see it and you I think your way happier being able to like do stuff with your hands and not be on a computer or you know totally yeah. Twitter was any indication.

Sam: Yeah I said about myself as fast years I don't like working on computers which makes sense for the person that went to Art School.

Ash: Right where are you.

Bret: You know I mean that's why I'm thankful for quite a few things I feel like you know friends most of all I tried I tried to let people know they're doing a good job whenever I can cuz I feel like everyone I know is f****** killing it in in life and it's it's good to see people driving and I'm happy that even though things have been rough that a lot of people are.

Sam: Bad cat attacks.

Bret: A lot of people are making it work at least dogs are going wild right now but the and it was something a little less happy I will be.

Bret: Today and forever grateful for the Four Seasons total Landscaping incident because it really is truly the funniest thing that's happened in years.

Ash: I got to look this up because I totally missed it.

Chris: Cat people.

Pat: Yes I can't believe you missed that yes oh my God you're going to find absolutely losing it talking about it it's just like.

Bret: It's so very rare that something that stupid happens that earnestly and it's a golden moment.

Sam: Written to somebody who's totally deserves all of the Elwell.

Pat: Yes it is so bad it's such a display of incompetence it's literally if you saw it on Veep you would be like what a ridiculous show like.

Ash: Well I can't wait I'm going to go out.

Chris: Yeah and in the fact that they call it provided while drivers Rudy's talking is the part that like.

Bret: Dentist Albers.

Chris: That could not make this more better.

Bret: He's like shaking his hands at God.

Chris: You like you're standing in front of a f****** dildo store.

Pat: Do the Networks Dallas like yeah the same group that have called every presidential election since like ever like this century.

Ash: Yeah I can't wait.

Bret: Go enjoy your next in a 30 minutes or whatever after this recording it's and it's good it's good.

Chris: There's a 99hance that they just called the wrong four seasons to take that's what is coming down to there's no like. Hotel said no or it was just like they called the wrong number and it's probably someone going on Google stop.

Bret: Yeah I really like Sam's like vengeful intern Theory.

Ash: Yeah I like Sam's Theory.

Chris: Yeah that that that would be.

Sam: You think any person that works at the landscape company is would be like you want to book or what.

Chris: You're going to pay me how much.

Pat: I mean unless the owner is like hardcore Maga and he's just like I'm so honored.

Ash: Today's the day he called me finally.

Ash: Oh totally.

Pat: You know they all think that right the other all think the day is going to come there numbers called and and.

Sam: I am.

Ash: You know I think I'm I think I'm grateful for the same thing you said Chris like I'm so glad that we live in a time where we have the technology to still connect and hang out with friends and people online and I have such like a great bubble on Twitter as well as cool supportive people and like any time during this ridiculous reality that we f****** live in now. Anytime I'm sad I can just tweet like hey please send me cute pictures of animals and my Twitter Community is like yes here so many 20.

Bret: Yeah for sure.

Chris: What's in the bag.

Ash: And I'm thankful for this hilarity I get to watch after this I just can't. Great so great.

Sam: I am not going to tell our child when they're old enough that the year mommy was pregnant with them that Daddy was grateful for a political scandal.

Ash: Hey you didn't mention your unborn child either.

Sam: I said more time with the people I love and I think the thing in my womb counts.

Ash: That's true it is a part of you.

Bret: Honestly is the I don't I don't know the kid yet and they've been more of a pain in the butt so far.

Sam: Oh my God.

Sam: This was your opportunity to redeem yourself and you have done.

Ash: Blisters let us know let us know what you're thankful for unborn children political scandals.

Bret: Thank you for coming on the show.

Sam: Thank you.

Ash: Yay.

Chris: Thank you for having me stay up this late for.

Bret: Yes I know we're like way over sorry we're having that movie was longer than I thought.

Ash: That was like 2 hours.

Chris: In the morning.

Ash: No fun.

Pat: I hope you pass it did you study.

Bret: You want tell everybody where they can find you again.

Chris: I'm on Twitter and Instagram at left treble podcast is at Last Shot podcast Facebook Instagram patreon public you just made a merch store and I left chat podcast that Matt has everything including our new Affiliates program that people can sign up for just trying to join our community and the podcast world domination but maybe in a nicer way and yeah so checked all that good stuff.

Ash: Awesome.

Chris: I'm learning my elevator pitch of you could also.

Ash: Also if if you haven't already you can watch joining call which is a short film that Pat and I made in quarantine you can watch that at my other YouTube channel last stash TV but also you can Heroes talk about it on Chris's podcast cuz we talked about it on let's chat and it was so fun so that's really.

Chris: Tomorrow in real time.

Ash: Yeah well for that middle be in the past.

Pat: They Come Out 3 weeks ago.

Ash: That's why I was trying to figure out when this was released.

Chris: April spoilers. I was proud of us we did good.

Bret: How much would I miss tuition.

Ash: Also you can follow us on Twitter we're at let's re-watch where we do fun things like I post stills from the movie We're watching or we do Twitter polls and you get to pick the movie and this time let's see who was it that got it first hold on hold please obviously Mitch came in but Mitch you were second you guessed it second sorry Mitch it was Chris again the Newbie Chris coming in from down the court. Chris Mitch and then I also have to give a honorary mention to Matthew who guest Titanic.

Chris: Rock Hill.

Sam: Yeah so if you can't find us as much as we like this film please give us a 5-star review on Google podcast or apple podcasts.

Bret: Or whatever you're listening on.

Sam: Or whatever yeah 5 stars.

Bret: Probably Apple podcast.

Ash: Other fighting Twitter call out Luna just said that she and Nick visited the original set for Air Force One which is in Germany.

Sam: Wow cool.

Chris: Ramstein airport is real.

Ash: Yeah. Is it that positive t-shirt so good.

Bret: There's a big ass spider shirt.

Pat: Yeah we are part of the certain POV network of shows it's a phenomenon that work as of this recording us some of our butts in the show Matt storm again Rachel pork shank Jeff moon in just finished their extra life charity stream session and raised like $1.

Bret: Excellence.

Ash: Also the we set up a hotline you can call to tell us your favorite childhood Christmas movies and your memory of the first time you watched it using called 971 very important it's 971.

Ash: 517 8898 and I'm laughing because I posted the wrong number before and I sincerely apologize to that poor woman and whoever called her thinking it was about line I'm so sorry she was so confused.

Sam: But I would like you to say why you posted the wrong number.

Sam: Why did you post the wrong number.

Ash: Are we going to throw bread under the bus I copy and pasted what Brett put in the group chat and that was mistake number one.

Bret: That was my dad.

Ash: Yes and I posted it.

Sam: Brett gave you the wrong number and you posted it and are taking the fall for him.

Ash: Add was up for a full probably like 7 hours for women by the time I called her in the evening was very frustrated.

Ash: Well I called her because Brett was like.

Bret: She told me cuz I was like.

Sam: Realtor.

Bret: I set up the voicemail finally give it a call.

Pat: I wonder if she is she a listener did you place the podcast to see listener know that be great.

Ash: No aikable I fully called because Brett was like I made an awesome voice message recording for this line give it a call and hear it and I was like okay cool not expecting anyone to pick up the phone and some woman picked up the phone she sounded pissed and I was like I think I have the wrong number I'm sorry and that was it.

Bret: That was a mess.

Ash: But I felt awful and then I think it was right when Pat you and I were jumping into record with somebody I don't know if it was with Chris or if it was with Maddie on the isolation podcast but like all sudden I was like Isaac bread I can't I have to go but can't face. Yeah.

Bret: Actually had a lot of likes.

Sam: Yeah so if that's what that statement if you were one of the first people to leave us a message within the first few hours we don't have it please call us back and leave us a message.

Ash: Do you think anyone reached the voicemail and less.

Pat: I feel like to know if you call the number yeah yeah if you called the number and an angry person answered if someone answered the phone that right there is we did not get it and if you left a voicemail that is not one of is not Brett's voice is some random person or system whatever we did not get it.

Bret: Listen there's there's nothing that our age group is more afraid of then actually having a conversation on the phone if any of our listeners called that number and someone answered their never using a phone again like it's over.

Ash: Elicit it happened to me and I was mortified absolutely mortified.

Ash: Oh my God.

Ash: I'm so sorry.

Bret: But yes that'll that'll happen eventually I'm very sorry you had a scarring experience at.

Ash: I'm sorry for the woman who must have had like I don't know how many calls that day and I think I called her at like 7 West Coast time so it must have been like 10 East Coast time cuz that's a New York area code by the way.

Bret: Oh no that's even worse.

Ash: Yes awful.

Sam: Excellent.

Bret: About four more more of this disaster please tune in next time when we watch.

Sam: Oh no you can't even say it.

Bret: Attack of the Killer turds.

Ash: No veto.

Pat: 7 f****** child.