3 Ninjas with Josh Bingaman
When one man trains his grandchildren for a life of violence, they get caught up in an international black market weapons deal. Yep, somehow it’s 3 Ninjas, with Josh Bingaman @josketh from Naruto Reviewto!
Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards
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Bret: Another episode of Let's Rewatch the show where we watch movies that we loved in our youth and find out if they're still any good, I'm Bret.
Pat: And I'm Pat.
Bret: Yay.
Bret: No banter banters canceled go home.
Pat: The energy is going to be unique tonight for let you know we're doing a little peek behind the curtains were doing kind of a middle or middle of the day for myself and our guest morning record for Breton Sam.
Bret: It is 9 a. M.
Pat: Yeah so the energy is going to be awesome.
Sam: We have been up for an hour and a half.
Bret: I got up 10 minutes before we had to record this did I say we I meant II only is just me and I slept in as late as possible.
Sam: Yeah.
Pat: We have a guest it's okay so this is somebody if you have been checking in or stopping by our DND stream that brother and I do the darkest days of Dale and geeklyinc the twitch Channel there on Thursdays at 2 p. M. Eastern we are very excited to have one of our fellow comrades on our adventures the one and only Josh big.
Josh: Hello it's me welcome.
Josh: Excited to be here.
Pat: Yeah we're excited to have you.
Bret: Josh is responsible for bringing the the most chaotic energy to the D&D stream so.
Josh: It's true it's true that is Maya see everyone brings a certain like Flavor I bring the chaotic gay black Twitter energy Brett attracts that the twins that are into the bear energy attracts the between Sutter and daddy muscle energy Tim obviously grabs the gamer boys so all facets of gamer that's gaymer culture are sucked in.
Josh: Des yeah it is I am captain p**** Control on this end it on this road.
Bret: Is that the the big big p**** energy.
Sam: So it's a running joke that I have the worst gaydar in in the world.
Josh: I feel like I am I feel like I'm gay is the window I feel like it's painted on the walls it's so easy to spot but quite literally every single co-worker that I've had every new person that comes in eventually something happens and they'll look at me go wait.
Pat: I mean you driving.
Bret: You know what it is is it's nobody else has access to our group chat.
Josh: Play me my icons lycee like ice I'm like I call myself like mr. Blissey I call myself at all types of random names that are like that I Twerk non-stop I've had I can't I can't count using the hairs on my eyebrows how many times of coworker has caught me deep twerking next to the work trucks while I'm putting like defueling if I don't get it.
Pat: You do drive a truck.
Bret: I just replaced all the lyrics to The Heat Miser song with they call me mr. Bussey.
Pat: I can do that.
Josh: Exactly I do I do drive a diesel truck I put diesel in it I got diesel in my shoes before I have also repaired I've been several like car things like driving a manual I have checked oil in these work trucks so.
Bret: You can't do that.
Sam: You can't drive a manual pad.
Pat: I've never put I mean if you don't have a stick shift car your parents don't like why would you learn or I don't know but.
Sam: True your parents.
Josh: Yeah I didn't know how to drive a manual until I work there and I had to figure it out on my own but I will say this I dislike driving a manual because if you're nervous how you supposed to hold hands when you're driving cuz you have to do the stick and you can't you can't be nervous and hold hands.
Pat: It seems like so much work seems like twice the amount of work for the exact same result.
Bret: I left you a lets you drive much more aggressively.
Sam: Lucio clearly you haven't gotten it down where you can shift without all I guess that's without pushing in the clutch you still got to do got to use the shifter.
Pat: That's not what I heard.
Bret: You can you can break without using the brakes.
Sam: Yes you can.
Bret: You've never had the joy of having to run start a car.
Sam: What's that Little Miss Sunshine.
Josh: Little Miss Sunshine yeah I have I have been present for that I think I feel like I was on a road trip or something with my dad and we had to run start and I was very young at the time but it was like me and him trying to push it and then he told me to push push push in the jump in the seat and then I got into like got it going and was very funny but he was very nervous that I was going to phone and just be left.
Bret: Add to do that for like 3 months and I got one time I forgot I had to do it and I parked in the Trader Joe's parking lot if not get out cuz I cuz there's no room to run cuz they're all just a tangled web of nothing.
Sam: Probably waited till they close and then had to drive it out at like 10 at night.
Pat: Y'all are really selling me on this mode of transportation.
Josh: Oh my God it's so good people love it apparently it saves you a negligible amount of gas supposedly on team automatic.
Bret: It only.
Sam: Where is saves you was in the price of the vehicle soap at your parents were probably a little better off than ours ours were broke AF and they were like here's the $500 car that's manual for you.
Sam: I guess who doesn't follow the law very well.
Bret: The negligible amount of gas that you say it's only negligible if you follow the law if you break the law you can save a lot of gas money.
Sam: YouTube last night.
Bret: What was I doing last night what I do.
Josh: Recycling gas last night.
Pat: Are the virtual traffic school.
Sam: Houston traffic school.
Bret: Oh yeah I have to do traffic school oh my God that was the most the most chaotic thing I've ever experienced in my life was that at the end of the night cuz they're saying was like.
Pat: What a dick but a malicious.
Sam: It gets better.
Bret: You have to call out there that the guy that was teaching the class was calling out like you know I'm just going to say color in the middle of the class and if you end and at the end of class if you can tell me all four of the colors that I called out then then you passed the class that shows you were paying attention and I got over there they had a pole at the end but so he calls out the last color like 10 minutes before class ends and then gets to the wrap-up and the sky unmute is Mike and start screaming like oh my God your microphone you only need three of the four colors if you have the other three you're fine all of a sudden everyone's like.
Josh: IBM you like colors.
Bret: This one guy is like underneath like the colors were red white blue and green red white blue and green and the cop gets back on his I do not say the colors on here.
Pat: Man why do they care they get paid the same the instructor or the cop get paid the same regardless and.
Pat: Hahaha.
Bret: Cop gets back on and he's like do not say the colors again or were failing you out of this class and so everybody gets quiet and after a couple of seconds in the chat pops up red or blue and green what the point of knowing the colors was then if we're not going to Sam was in the pole or supposed to ask everyone individually.
Sam: These people.
Bret: So periodic.
Sam: Are adults guys.
Pat: I had to do it one time when I was in college age I had to go to a class member when you can get to go to like things in person and like big groups of people and is it like a local community college and then it was most things where there's like a workbook and the guy was like our way to get to this workbook and you know basically we're done when the work is done I'm not going to say we're going to shave off like a crazy amount of time of this for class but I could theoretically get you out of here in like 3 hours 2 hours 15 minutes.
Pat: We have to get to the end of this and then we do get to the end with a little and it's like maybe a half hour early and is it all right and then this older guy decides he's going to f****** engage instructor in like a discourse on like the viability of some traffic laws and I'm looking at the dude like are you f****** can we leave can I go am I allowed to go like yours.
Josh: Workout completed where do I put it I might just have it done for you they would we go.
Pat: I just meant that that energy someone in like in class where the teacher like 5 minutes early unless anyone has any questions now be together like turn around and give that stairs to the class.
Josh: Put your head ask him after.
Bret: Excuse me Professor you forgot to assign the homework assignment.
Sam: Guys that might have been me that was me groid.
Sam: Yes.
Josh: I have I have whispered terrible threats into the ears of people in high school for that I knew you didn't want to do that because they had a grat it would be like if it was never like Imma Be the goody-two-shoes and do it if I don't like that girl in the back and I know she didn't do the homework so I'm going to ride out to be at homework and then like as they're like building up like the hand motion they just hear me in their ear like I will tear your throat out with my teeth.
Josh: Okay.
Pat: Speaking of tearing throats out what movie are we watching.
Bret: Well in it yes for speaking of finding the weak points.
Sam: We are watching three ninjas the 1992 Touchstone pictures classic.
Josh: How old is he.
Pat: I'm so excited.
Bret: This was the year before the 90s greatest year.
Sam: Yeah yeah.
Pat: I always forget Touchstone is Disney movies that Disney doesn't want the Disney name on is Touchstone.
Josh: That's funny.
Pat: We think we can make money on this but we don't want this to be known as a quote-unquote Disney movie so.
Bret: A lot of companies I mean they still own a lot of companies that more now but like it was a touchdown and I think they had a Max 2.
Sam: Yes but Miramax was like the sexy stuff.
Bret: Disney with it with a capital D. The day.
Sam: Yeah.
Bret: Cat spit all over his computer.
Pat: That was oh my God. Mouthful of coffee just so much think I just cracked my jaw holding that in there.
Josh: I know how to get it out of there and back road.
Pat: Sam what art or directed this film.
Sam: So I hope I'm going to say his name right oh great IMDb just froze on my computer X Jon turteltaub.
Pat: Weight from BoJack Horseman.
Pat: Who's the character who is a turtle I pretty sure that's Ninja Turtle top it was a big-time movie producer in BoJack Horseman Horseman.
Sam: Then then it's probably this guy but of course my Chrome has just Frozen.
Bret: 10 seconds will Sam Force quits and restarts Club chrome chrome.
Pat: I think he's voiced by JK Simmons to.
Josh: Like that Brett wasn't wedding.
Sam: God dammit.
Josh: I have a speech impediment so I can I joke with my my brother you can't do the arse.
Sam: Brett no longer has that speech.
Bret: I will apparently.
Sam: That is not so messy genetic.
Bret: It's not that is not how my speech impediment used to work it was that end of the the artist for elves.
Josh: So.
Sam: Okay so Jon Jon turteltaub was also the director of Disney's Cool Runnings which was 1993 the year after this while you were sleeping with Sandra Bullock 1995 the John Travolta classic phenomenon of 1996 and National Treasure in 2004.
Pat: Ira phenomenon being the soundtrack being a massive hit with Boomer might my with my parents in like Boomer parents.
Bret: I don't think I've ever seen that.
Pat: Isn't that movie low-key Scientology propaganda.
Sam: Probably.
Josh: Unlikely is.
Pat: He gets like psychic powers but he gets a ticket to merges into him I don't know.
Sam: Spoiler.
Pat: Spoilers for a 27 or whatever your old movie.
Bret: What movie am I thinking of.
Josh: I remember hitting it.
Pat: Yeah he gets like psychic telekinetic Powers he seems like a light in the sky but it turns out the light was a hoe lose I'm spoiling phenomenon if you don't want to be spoiled skip ahead 15 seconds.
Pat: It's a tumor he has a brain tumor that gives him the powers but then it killed him in the air.
Sam: A f****** Flowers for Algernon him.
Josh: It's not just the way it be though.
Bret: I'm thinking a contact that's the one I'm thinking of.
Sam: Contacts.
Sam: No contact is way different it's Jodie Foster.
Pat: No contact with Jodie Foster talking to the aliens that look like her dad.
Bret: I just thought we were talking about that's all cuz if that's not the plot of the movie that's all I would say.
Josh: Travolta wasn't in concert.
Pat: But it definitely it is folly relies on that trip that we only use 100f our brains typed robe and that's why I think the tumor is activating parts of his brain that were dormant that allows them to be telekinetic but like that is not a thing anymore stop it.
Pat: I mean yeah.
Sam: That is not it was never a thing like phrenology like.
Bret: Leave it to Scientology to take the hot take of cancer is good.
Josh: ?.
Sam: You are a literal societal cancer you're probably going to take that stance.
Bret: I got to come and kill you now you said it on air.
Sam: You can edit it out you can save our future child.
Pat: They're coming for you.
Josh: Western District I had to convince one of my okay I didn't have to convince up one of my pals cuz I am in Florida and I'm not very far from Clearwater which is where like their military bases I guess I don't know what it's called but the sign.
Sam: Wait wait there as in the scientologists have a military base.
Pat: I mean to be sent there in Clearwater.
Josh: They're called this seed the whole thing and they have like a Navy or something really but they have like they recruit children into this military like.
Josh: See where that's where they say they recruit kids into that and it took this military-style organization thing and they have like they had a huge base in Clearwater which is not very far from me and a friend of mine and I were tempted to go down there because spoilers to my future Joshua lawyer takes on this movie I did martial arts at the kid and he is from Kansas City so both of us know how to scrap.
Josh: So we went down there and scientologists try to like rough up on us we can take him out and run we have this nice if it was going to be like Resident Evil raccoon city type stuff or they're just like shambling scientologists trying to grab people but we did not end up going I wish we had the.
Sam: That would have been awesome.
Bret: That sounds awesome.
Sam: Well yes our Riders are for this movie are completely unknown and they've literally only done three ninjas and one of the sequels but Kenny Kim and Edward Emmanuel so give me Kenny Kim sorry did the story.
Pat: I mean I respect that like if you do something so if you make like a perfect piece of art and then walk away like I can never build on this I can't get better so why try like I respect that.
Sam: Yeah yeah yeah so you know okay so.
Sam: I am doing this research completely blind to this movie like I knew nothing about this movie.
Pat: I love that.
Sam: This is quite funny just find out all these little like tidbits for our listeners that maybe as naive as Me 3 Ninjas is the first in a series of four movies it was followed very shortly by three Ninjas Kick Back 1994 film which was allegedly filmed at the same time as three ninjas but had to be released years later due to scandal.
Sam: Whatever that means.
Bret: I feel like you put the emphasis on the wrong word in that title I think it's that they kick back like they're like they're like The Empire Strikes Back but three ninjas.
Pat: But that's the only one then so it's the same actors for the kids because I know when the other sequels it's not the same kid.
Bret: Do not step on the laptop.
Sam: Yeah they they only did these movies the kids.
Pat: And then one of them in one of them Hulk Hogan's The Village.
Josh: I do remember that.
Pat: One of the later sequels yeah it's like a villain and he takes like an amusement park like a theme park like I'm like Magic Mountain is worth or something he takes a hostage in the 3 Ninjas have to save the day.
Josh: Yeah I think I remember that.
Bret: Hulk Hogan made some weird choices like he had opportunity to do Hollywood and he did he did the weirdest possible Hollywood.
Bret: Remember I wasn't mr. Nanny.
Pat: Is that where he's an alien.
Bret: Alien 1.
Pat: Just one where he's like an alien to come to Earth for some reason.
Josh: I never saw any of the Hulk Hogan movies that won 3 Ninjas that you're talkin about I think it's the one I didn't see but like I knew of it but I never watched it.
Bret: The ones that aren't this one have to be really bad right.
Sam: Of course there is so bad that they weren't even released by Touchstone they released by TriStar so.
Sam: Whatever that means but yeah after three Ninjas Kick Back we had 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up which does feature one of the original kids.
Bret: That sounds like a p*** title.
Josh: Okay but they're kids though so.
Sam: Has like four kids and then we have 3 Ninjas high noon at Mega Mountain.
Pat: Hulk Hogan won.
Sam: That's the Hulk Hogan one.
Josh: Always gave me like Maga light so I never really like.
Pat: How he's I would say he's probably by GitHub.
Josh: He's probably double whipped Maga for sure but like I said when I was a kid there was like something about him I was like I don't know I don't know.
Sam: I don't blame you for that.
Sam: But guys like so.
Pat: Household name star in this movie.
Sam: Yeah that's a little bit of a struggle our grandpa.
Josh: Are there any.
Pat: Yes.
Sam: Our grandpa is Victor Wong who actually you probably recognize from quite a few things Big Trouble in Little China Tremors Prince of Darkness The Last Emperor.
Sam: Just a lot of things you know he just happened to kind of be like.
Sam: A Japanese actor e so we got a lot of like random rolls.
Sam: But.
Sam: Kind of the most notable actor there is there's Michael trainer who also was in the movie of who's the kid he was in nevermind he's not known he's one of the kids he was only in knuckle up I opened up the wrong tab.
Bret: Ninjas Knuckle.
Sam: Knuckle deep.
Josh: Oh my gosh.
Pat: Brett.
Sam: The most well-known actor is juul student.
Sam: He's just like I don't know Brown Foo Brown is he doesn't sound like a notable character in the movie.
Bret: All of the characters only have one syllable names except on top.
Sam: Yeah so so he was in Alice in Wonderland the Tim Burton fanciful 3D remake he was in the TV show Charmed and hints now in the TV show Orville.
Bret: What lakes pool Domino is is he in the show like or is it one episode.
Pat: Even working even working.
Josh: Additional voices Stan Lee.
Bret: A list anal.
Sam: That's a good point it says 2017 Grill cabinet so that'll be one off he was in the TV show Lucifer but that means he was additional voices secret yeah this is what we're dealing with so the other notable guy is Professor toru Tanaka who plays Rushmore.
Sam: That means in a movie and he is.
Bret: If we have to do for the podcast.
Sam: The most notable person in this movie he's been in Last Action Hero which was an Arnold film that we've done for the podcast Pee-wee's Big Adventure The Running Man to do so.
Josh: Columbia High School.
Sam: I haven't heard of Darkman but that seems like a well-known movie maybe.
Pat: It was a it was a comic book movie it was kind of on the that didn't do well.
Sam: So I mean that that's are that's our big named after.
Sam: In this movie.
Josh: Potatoes a good movie when there's no big names in it.
Sam: Yes absolutely.
Sam: Absolutely.
Bret: Labia what.
Sam: Patrick labyorteaux yeah I know.
Sam: Who was in Heathers and a few seasons of Jag.
Sam: So yeah yeah that's that's our cast that's our cast.
Pat: Awesome again again again this further.
Pat: My assertion that when you do create something that is pretty much perfect there's no point to continue in that art medium they moved onto other things.
Sam: Absolutely which.
Bret: Yeah they made this movie and you know they were like maybe I'll make another movie and people said no.
Pat: Which.
Sam: Except that they did they made for.
Josh: They said they were making a movie nobody showed up and they were like okay I guess I'll just keep making movie next year.
Bret: I think there's just like a hole tear of Hollywood that's trying to Adam Sandler but like only Adam Sandler made it.
Pat: So say you have you are totally blind spot on this movie you're like what this.
Sam: Yes I mean.
Pat: Okay. What about you.
Bret: I am the only thing that I really remember from this movie.
Bret: Is whining.
Bret: And that it was the originator of attack the weak spot for massive damage it was not giant enemy crab it was this fellow.
Bret: That's it that's all I got I think I liked this one when I was a kid and I remember seeing at least one of the other ones maybe I saw more than one and I and I feel like.
Bret: My lasting memory of the franchise is that was terrible except that there was a good one and I think this might have been the good one.
Sam: Okay one can hope.
Pat: I just I this is one of those movies that I loved as a kid but same I'm just really more Curious coming in blind and then looking at the IMDb page of it it just like I just I'm so interested in your thoughts.
Sam: I know the cast list so I know the little the actress that played little kids.
Sam: And they are very white and they somehow have a Japanese grandfather what could go wrong.
Sam: What what what could go wrong guys.
Bret: What did go wrong.
Sam: Yes yeah.
Pat: I think you mentioned to gentleman in a movie called three ninjas you only mentioned two gentlemen of Asian descent in the cast of the rest all white.
Sam: Yeah.
Sam: Yeah but what's the wrong.
Bret: That totally fits the USA like idea of the Ninja being a ninja is a state of mind it's it's a certain set of skills.
Pat: Batman.
Pat: But I love the karate kid but it's like you're technically falls into this basket there are there were so many movies made from like 1982 to 1992 where it's white guy becomes best martial artist.
Josh: Oh yeah yeah.
Pat: Somatic.
Josh: Yeah you love them.
Bret: We watched at least one of them on the show.
Pat: Yeah the one with with it no one knows retreat no surrender.
Sam: Yeah.
Pat: Were the two best martial arts are both white in the world.
Josh: I don't I just there's so many like European martial arts like they're cool German ones the French have that sweet like kicking style that is like really beautiful to watch we don't have to do it like you know you don't have to like go to Asia to get martial arts it would be like Hades white people or Asian.
Bret: People think that people seem to think that that the word Marshall implies Asia.
Josh: Extra they do.
Sam: So so fun fact Disney.
Sam: Released multiple cuts of this film.
Sam: Because they released an international version which was not released in the US and an American version in which they cut out several minutes about 10 and replace the sound effects with cartoony sound effects.
Sam: So it would be less violent.
Pat: America the land of overgrown children that's all we are aware just.
Sam: Yes yes.
Josh: I hope you got the cartoon.
Pat: We are a nation of overgrown petulant children.
Sam: Yes yes hot that the online commentary was from the studio that became famous by threatening to cut a girl's heart out and put it in a box 3 Ninjas where it was too violent so they had to replace the sound effects with cartoons.
Josh: Gosh.
Sam: So yes.
Josh: I really hope that that's the version that I'm going to be streaming when I watch it.
Sam: I have some bad news for you it is not so on Hulu they have replaced it with the unedited version.
Josh: Okay that's fine.
Sam: The unaltered version.
Bret: Director's cut.
Josh: I'll do my own cartoon effect.
Sam: Yes it the theatrical release in the US was only 84 minutes and the the Hulu version is 95.
Pat: Epic.
Sam: Yeah.
Bret: That's more and more additional director's cut footage than the last one we did that only had a single extra minute.
Sam: Yeah yeah so be prepared for those 10 extra glorious minutes guys.
Josh: I'm ready for that juice.
Sam: Yeah do we want to play real quick the money game.
Sam: Money game.
Pat: Okay how much did this cost in 1992.
Sam: How much in 1992 from Touchstone pictures it was indeed a real theatrical release released August 9th 1992.
Pat: Are you in budget the budgie and grow them or no budget budget okay.
Sam: Yeah we're doing we're doing budget and then do we want to do gross or opening weekend.
Pat: You get to choose whatever number you think is more interesting.
Sam: Gross.
Pat: Phoning it in my budget.
Pat: My budget is.
Pat: Two and a half million dollars.
Bret: Man.
Bret: Just putting a million behind any number feels like a lot for what I think this movie is going to be but is Disney money and even back then I feel like Disney was probably like we got to spend some amount of money on a movie I feel like I understand is good but like 8 months.
Pat: I've seen this movie a lot as a kid I don't know where $8000000 would have gone.
Bret: Distribution.
Pat: They were eating lobster for lunch everyday that was craft Services if it's cussing.
Josh: Money is fake I have no idea what even would come close to a money amount I.
Josh: Jeez I've no idea I don't I don't I just say it's a million in 92 money seems way too much.
Bret: Jurassic Park was in production at the time.
Pat: I mean unless Victor Wan security bag for this cuz he deserves it but.
Bret: Less than a male.
Sam: Do you think they paid you think they paid minorities a fair wage in 1992.
Pat: That's what yeah.
Josh: That's why I'm saying it's children in in minorities it's ethnicity in children under Mill for sure.
Sam: Okay guys.
Sam: 6. 5 million.
Josh: Where did it go.
Pat: Shut what where is it.
Bret: Does that make me the closest.
Sam: That makes Brett the closest yeah.
Josh: Girl underwear that money went.
Pat: Denny's to be a game we play is where did 6 1/2 million dollars go in this movie.
Sam: Yeah we'll play it when we come back we'll play where did that money go I can only guess that that money went to advertising and editorial they probably spent a boatload of money trying to change it after everything had been filmed that's my guess.
Josh: I can I can see that.
Bret: Okay. Sound editor a lot.
Josh: Yeah for the Hawkeye.
Sam: They probably had the Foley all that stuff so I don't know who knows.
Pat: Okay 6 and 1/2 million holyshit.
Sam: 6 1/2 million but guys you want to guess how much this movie grossed Justin.
Pat: Domestic or worldwide.
Josh: 17K.
Bret: I thought.
Sam: Who's the funny thing is that on IMDb they're the same number release so I don't know if IMDb is just Incorrect and listed the wrong number or if it made $0 internationally.
Pat: I'll be very funny from to go to all the trouble of making two cuts and then not selling one ticket that'll be so funny.
Bret: Just imagine you're in Japan and there is a movie in this is three shity white kids and says 3 Ninjas do you see this movie with your kids no.
Sam: No.
Sam: Chrissy do.
Pat: All right I mean made money though or they would have done two sequels.
Pat: Look everyone I knew was a kid we love his movie watch all the time and rented it all time.
Josh: I definitely not seen it there's three when it came out in theaters.
Josh: You're like 2 years older than me.
Pat: I don't know. I don't think I saw the theaters in theaters was okay stop pointing out that I'm an old dismayed.
Pat: 27 million dollars I'm going to beg I mean.
Pat: You're going to break.
Bret: I want to I want to wreck on the winner of the money game back to Pat the brat brat calling it because we're forgetting immediately that the six million dollars made two films.
Sam: Build them back to back.
Bret: Play film both of them at once didn't you say go back to the okay.
Pat: No I'm sure they I'm sure they broke it up.
Pat: Brett Condon.
Bret: They just they just filmed 3 hours of footage and then they only use half of it for this okay.
Sam: They film them back-to-back but the release of the second one was delayed several years.
Bret: All right all right.
Bret: Classics it made enough for Disney to be like sure whatever it made 15.
Josh: Vidmade 1350.
Bret: What.
Sam: Pat is the winner yeah it made 29 million dollars.
Bret: Wow.
Sam: Yeah she's this thing ain't it.
Bret: SM GameStop's return right there.
Josh: That makes sense the white kids went up for this movie.
Sam: Yeah yeah they did they did they they did and I I'm scared to watch it cuz I have scared.
Pat: What's the prediction why don't you build on that.
Sam: I mean the tagline is three kids spend every summer learning Ninjutsu from their Japanese grandfather like.
Sam: How could this be good it's only going to be problematic right.
Josh: Oh yeah I'm pretty sure I'm I'm confident I I knew full well I okay I jostle or incoming I personally find Nostalgia to be disease reaching back and watching old movies from the past I just grabbed the bar and toss it to the ground and I'm like listen I will take whatever when I get.
Sam: Blisters I wish you could have seen Pat's face as I was giving that prediction literally had to hold his own chest to keep from laughing.
Bret: Yeah we really got to start live streaming these cuz half of the entertainment value is pads face.
Pat: Wait.
Pat: Yet but Joshua Point is having very valid is an alternate title for this show could be Nostalgia Factor because it is the greatest Aid or hurdle we have to face with a lot of these movies that we address is very powerful.
Josh: It's true it's true I don't know what it is about mere I just gave up on the Sauza I don't know but likes but whenever I'm just like I think back fondly to something on my toe that thing was probably terrible that I think about it LOL but I'm personally I'm excited to see this movie because I said so I'm wondering if I'll recognize any style choices I already know that they're calling ninja Arts incorrectly because the style that they would have been learning a second info and then jutsus a piece of that so I'm kind of like well good but we'll see.
Sam: Executives just took a cool ethnic sounding word and did Sera research and took a testerone to make money.
Josh: Yeah.
Pat: I mean this is I mean this is like.
Pat: I mean ninja stuff is for kids is absolutely peeking it's coming off the heels of the karate boom of the 80s this is right when the Ninja Turtles movie the show has been really popular for a while to finish the movies are coming out everything is like it it's massive massive massive I loved this movie as a kid loves this movie is a kid I mean I can if you want me to tell you now how it makes sense that he's a grandfather I can or you can wait and see.
Sam: Oh I think I'll wait and see.
Pat: Straight forward okay.
Sam: Pretty straightforward.
Bret: The three ninjas so much he even showed up to this podcast wearing all black.
Josh: Oh yeah you did and you'll get the cool headband.
Pat: I don't mean no I am not wearing a bad don't you dare.
Pat: But this week yeah it's not going to handle.
Pat: Yeah it's going to be very very enterprising knowing is very lacking in nuance and delicacy in dealing with.
Pat: Do Japanese culture and.
Pat: Just across the board.
Pat: What am I trying to say I love you sure it's it's fun for Sam and this movie is basically my prediction is this is going to be this movie is what would happen if.
Pat: Two recent movies we did if.
Pat: Blank check and Surf Ninjas had a baby.
Josh: Hell yeah.
Sam: All right.
Pat: Cast this movie because it's yeah it's the it's the martial arts craze of the early 90s it's kids being better at things and full grown adults and getting the better of them.
Pat: So I predict it won't be boring but we are going to have a lot to discuss.
Bret: Can I tell you I also took some classes when I was a kid others as there is a phase of my childhood that my my parents kept trying to get me to do so.
Bret: One of those was that one of those was was.
Bret: Karate which happened after they tried to get me to do gymnastics can you imagine.
Josh: You doing gymnastics is actually real spicy I would have lived for that look just like Loki could like dude like all kinds of flips and stuff that would be.
Bret: I only had one gymnastics class and I showed up and the teacher obviously was like.
Bret: You should not be here and it was day 1 gymnastics class me like all right well if you want to do gymnastics you got to know how to do the like the pommel horse thing where you have to like swing your legs around the f****** thing like have a full upper-body strength and they like it do that and if you and once you can do that then you can join the rest of the class and.
Pat: Were there that many children that can do that.
Bret: No that was an assignment specifically for me to do because they did not want me there.
Pat: It was rigged it was kind of a rigged it like.
Josh: Yeah it was a scam.
Sam: It was probably the bougie wine country white gymnastics teacher kicking the little Mexican kid out of the class that's what that was.
Sam: An a****** I'd beat him up right now.
Bret: Certainly felt like the karate at least lasted like a whole month and then it got to the athletic part of it and they like if you want to do karate you got to be able to kick really high but but not just like standing kicks really hide we're going to stack up a bunch of stuff and you got to do a flying jump kick it kick the thing off of the top of the thing without knocking the rest of the stuff over and this one that was that one sucked cuz all the other kids could do it and I was like a little kid I like I can drop theirs but that's five high USAC this I can jump to high.
Josh: I got you after I get Snapchat to do that.
Bret: Self that was my experience of karate in and any kind of fight training of any sorts watch this movie going to be like I don't have to don't believe we could do that that's that's going to be my thought on this is children I don't think so.
Pat: I'm getting I'm getting very angry at the thought of all this brat because I bet you were a very adorable child and I'm angry at these are grown adults for me to you.
Bret: I was cute when I was a kid.
Sam: I have his kid pictures I'll bring them for the after show.
Josh: Gas leak Apex.
Pat: I bet you were so adorable and now I'm angry and I want to fight those adults for being not nice to you.
Josh: Friends with me you would have been out of like because I was really Petty and spiteful and I was an evil child make him do adults that would like to look at the couldn't do so I would have been like others if you can take out of this you can do this just do it and then you'll be like no I don't want to be like no I'm going to try to do it because I hate them and I want you to prove them and I would teach you how to do it out of spite and then hatred just so that you could do it and be like.
Pat: Mercy rule.
Bret: I was I was real bad at a great many things is a child sock soccer they made me do soccer and our team was the worst like right I think we were the worst in the league like we never won a game and I was just remember there is one game we played Mary like kicking our ass so bad that you know where like they end the game early if the kids are losing by too many points and like the games are only 20 minutes long anyway and it's like this is embarrassing yeah like the coach being like.
Pat: By the way what a great opening line for a comedic like biopic I was very bad at a great many things as a child.
Sam: Trick the child.
Sam: Oh God.
Bret: But you can guess where that story goes but we did the max the next play I didn't just trip this kid because you told me to first of all and the but I did not trip him during the play.
Bret: We finished the play and walked by me and I just kicked him really hard in the shin.
Sam: Fun fact.
Josh: Damn.
Bret: Flag penalty.
Sam: Fun fact for those of you that don't work with kids on a regular basis they don't know sarcasm they don't know it.
Bret: I took that completely literally.
Sam: Don't be sarcastic with children.
Bret: I didn't know the rules of soccer I didn't they.
Sam: World of Life how did you not know it's unacceptable to trip other children.
Bret: Cousin adult told me to do it.
Josh: Because the adults said trip that you miss me adults fall.
Bret: Nobody got ever got yellow carded or whatever like I know I had never seen that before ever cuz all the kids are playing nice so that I was like wait there's rules to this.
Sam: Wait there's consequences.
Bret: Anyway someone to watch this movie about children succeeding at things and and think to myself how unrealistic it all is as probably how this is going to go.
Josh: I will be here to give you the dose of reality of how realistic certain things are.
Josh: But it would have what I predict what am I projecting.
Josh: Listen I'm just predicting it's going to be a wholesome Christian good time.
Josh: That's my prediction I think it's going to be fine we're all going to come together as a family and and have a laugh and all of us will sign up for karate after.
Sam: Perfect.
Bret: Excellent I'm looking forward to taking my adult karate class.
Josh: Teach myself.
Bret: Which it'll have to happen at the place here in town that advertises that they do combo adult and children classes.
Bret: Yeah.
Josh: You going to karate classes yeah.
Bret: Be so adorable.
Sam: That's one that's across from my gym I'll go to my gym and you can go to karate class I'll drop you off I'll pack you some orange slices.
Josh: Yeah yes I would live in your little G and your little like a lunch set.
Sam: Fruit fast.
Josh: Disobey synagy.
Josh: Oh yes.
Pat: Impreza getting out of the back of the Galaxy ride with you and cherish in the front seat.
Sam: Slide open the minivan car door and jumps out.
Josh: Good this is very good.
Pat: Oh man.
Bret: Well I guess we're going to pause the recording here we go and watch 3 Ninjas and I'll relive the trauma of my childhood when we get back.
Josh: Rocky loves Emily.
Bret: Family Guy.
Sam: Emily Rocky.
Pat: Rocky loves Emily Rocky loves Rocky loves Emily.
Sam: I thought you were going to make us rap and I was like.
Pat: Oh no no no no no.
Josh: I mean yeah sort of but it.
Bret: You didn't want to go with that will will rock thing from the end.
Pat: I really want some jelly beans right now.
Sam: Yeah.
Bret: Okay but yeah all the big ones and I.
Pat: Not the Jelly Bellies I want those big ones I don't know who makes those till I remember those.
Bret: Accident jelly beans.
Pat: Hello there in Heather on consistency that was slightly different from like a Jelly Belly and.
Bret: Yeah it was like the consistency of like when you buy the really cheap pancake syrup and you put it in the fridge and then it crystallizes and then it has that kind of like a rock candy like crumbly texture to it.
Pat: Yeah which I actually kind of Doug and I know that's weird I have some weird taste in that regard like I don't not like Nestle wafers.
Pat: So people have seen this before a bunch did you notice a bunch of differences are.
Sam: I've tried I tried to command and I can't move too big and sorry.
Bret: I'm sorry we got the two dogs over here and sit down and the other dog walked in and just grabbed her by the neck and slowly like pulled her away.
Josh: This isn't funny.
Pat: It's like understands the value of my daily podcast time did anyone Josh the only thing I picked out on that I could is I don't remember him in the US cut firing the actually firing the gun in the beginning when they're robbing the 7-Eleven or convenience store.
Pat: Is I'm just pointing the gun at the guy and then getting a page and be asking for a phone actually shooting the gun I don't remember at all but the only thing I could pick out that.
Pat: One other thing I'm trying to remember.
Josh: Okay so it's been a really long time since I see it as I saw it if if you I would never have thought about it if you if I watch this I've been like you course it was in it so I don't remember because I actually don't remember there being a bunch of cartoon noises either so I don't know I don't know which I'm confused I saw but.
Sam: You saw as a kid so the cartoony noises seemed like normal but as an adult when they're pointed out to you you're like what the fuc why are they there.
Josh: For sure for sure I don't remember that there was a black kid in it and I also didn't remember that the band like the goons were Surfer boys.
Josh: I forgot that as well I totally forgot.
Pat: Oh really oh that's so defining the kidnappers Fest in the number it is Buddy's.
Sam: It's quite funny.
Pat: Weather in Boston.
Josh: Yeah I totally forgot that was a beautiful surprise when he start talking again it was like a brush a tidal wave and I was like oh that's right that's right.
Bret: If you were to ask me what they cut out of this like I mean I am not surprised that there was a version of this that was 10 minutes shorter and still work even though it was only 90 minutes long like.
Sam: It's cuz we had a whole cheap knock-off home alone in the middle.
Bret: Even in the face grab.
Pat: I think my favorite part of the kid.
Sam: I'm sure it's like 50 minutes long was like oh my God.
Pat: What is it knocked off its like the same here isn't it.
Bret: Where was Home Alone.
Pat: This came out August in 92 and home alone like I haven't done a lot of Hardcore Googling on this some recent episodes.
Pat: Definitely definitely.
Pat: Play something that they like we need to capitalize on this like they had a script that didn't have that sequence that fart in it and they're like.
Josh: Turn off the fan someone was a fan.
Bret: Originally the movie was only like 40 minutes long and they just walked in and kidnap the kids like what should have happened.
Josh: It works.
Bret: Okay big fat on this because they're like oh no grandpa he's a traitor and like you know it kind of was the traitor because it there there's a frame to dada's the shity dad and honestly if the grandpa had to train those kids to do karate and like they wouldn't had this stupid ass idea not to call the police and then none of this would happen.
Josh: You know that's fair.
Bret: The first thought would have been call the cops.
Pat: I totally miss that and I'm looking for Wyatt actually is terrible that didn't like I think maybe I should help them I totally Miss is a yet they would have just called Emily and to call the cops.
Bret: I mean that was on the table and they're just like.
Pat: There wouldn't be a movie okay.
Josh: Then there wouldn't be a movie they don't get to show off their sweet skills.
Bret: No we need to prove to Dad that Grandpa teaching us all the cool karate stuff is good great idea let's not call the cops.
Pat: The first people being their jobs though I always and never picked up on it it's pretty weird that obviously Snyder knows who their dad is who Sam is.
Pat: So why would Sam be the undercover limo driver at the very beginning.
Pat: How do you not recognize them.
Josh: Do they talk about it.
Pat: Cuz it's like he would.
Sam: Pat.
Sam: White people are really racist you put anything ethnic on somebody and white people he can't see it.
Sam: So he didn't see him cuz he was appropriating another person's culture.
Pat: There's no way the undercover buyer was the dad was a limo driver not the.
Pat: Not to do with the mustache and the head which also I realized at the time I didn't pick up I was a kid.
Sam: So he is so white.
Pat: White with a tan right he is not ya.
Josh: 10 is a strong word buddy.
Pat: A mild a mild he spent an afternoon mowing the lawn level.
Sam: Pizza Port.
Josh: Yeah. His head I was like oh you know what I'm glad at the bar or out the gate.
Pat: Yeah.
Bret: That will Air the waif-like must be my Asian side like what.
Pat: Also just generic just calling at Asian isn't cuz it's you know cuz it's one culture right it's not literally like fundraise and hundreds of very distinct and unique cultures is frosted largest continent on the planet.
Josh: You know we lived for it.
Pat: And then it's like and then the other by his other buyer is also vaguely Middle Eastern in like Colonel Farooq or something and it's like man come on guys be a little more imaginative like take a second.
Bret: Why was like it was at least it was like 90s like I could see where they got the idea to do that cuz we had the whole Desert Storm thing in.
Bret: Like that's you know I mean I guess.
Josh: I'd be like this.
Bret: US Navy never stopped making them the bad guys but.
Pat: Youth crazy is it was such a small role but in an actor's name I didn't know it before I just looking looking at it right now is Clifton Powell who is Sam's partner would like to 5-second moments but that has been in a ton of stuff as far as paperwork is in rush hour next Friday he was in re.
Pat: I seen him in tons of things.
Bret: I mean if you're only in each movie for 5 seconds you can do a lot of movies.
Sam: I missed one.
Pat: No he's and stuff.
Josh: It's a credit.
Pat: No I seen him in a tunnel movie.
Josh: When I was a child that was Eddie Murphy.
Josh: I did my own racism when I was child deeply disappointed that there was a black kid in this movie because it was set in literally in the Square depths of Suburbia and I just didn't understand how that how that child could lose and not only basketball but also got beat up then I realize that the Suburbia probably be contempt because I was just like dog you were like four times the size of this child push him over.
Pat: You want talk about Nostalgia so.
Pat: I don't know what part of like the greater I'm assuming Los Angeles area there in but that.
Sam: Valencia.
Pat: Like that 1992 letter that was the tail end of when I lived in Orange county is a kid feel like that was very like.
Pat: I was like yep the would like the hills in about yeah like yes that was very like.
Bret: Were you there were you the Vanilla Ice bully.
Josh: Damn.
Pat: No I was too small so I was like like that was like I lived there like It's Like Preschool kindergarten for 2nd piano like very young Elementary school-age so.
Pat: Now on the ride to mount bike to school on my own.
Pat: Yes yes.
Bret: Those Kit the bully kids look like they were several years older than the other kids.
Josh: Yes they really did.
Pat: Could have been there could have been a few days older you know that's why they're picking on them.
Josh: Probably that's why I look so unbelievable to be when I was just like you were just got rocked by like a 4th grader son like I'm on.
Pat: In the context of them beating up full grown adults the whole movie the rest of the movie.
Josh: But that makes sense because okay listen we are fighting a child that's a very tiny person they're hard to grab.
Josh: Get the bend down to swing on a kid.
Josh: Give me the same size.
Bret: Josh is over here speaking from experience.
Bret: No please nitpick.
Pat: My biggest thing honestly like we like with it and we know when to pick is obviously that's like crazy like these preteen children or like beating up like fully trained mercenaries adult not so much the adult trying to hit them but you can't tell me that those kids punch is felt like anything to those grown ass men who spent years like training to be like soldiers-for-hire like you cannot tell me any of those punches felt like anything but a stiff breeze to them.
Bret: Yeah.
Sam: What about what about the time in the beginning when the kid tried to knock out a henchman with his own balls like that that would destroy your tiny little testicles my child to like don't don't even try.
Josh: It's temperature.
Bret: Yeah.
Josh: I tried to see if I could recognize if they were pulling from any particular style at all it just look like regular ask karate to me it didn't look like they were pulling from anything specific just kind of.
Pat: Not karate it's ninja police said Ninja like it's a I think it's a it's a style.
Josh: Play it's nice selection.
Pat: I'm learning Ninja.
Josh: That was my favorite part they really likes a ninja.
Bret: Removing the the words and the dialogue from the from this movie and the.
Bret: Ethnic blindness.
Bret: The action was like well choreographed for the most part I feel like they were it was very athletic and.
Bret: Some of the stuff I was like well that was actually pretty cool.
Bret: I don't believe for a second those kids could fight an adult.
Bret: Like at any point at first fight where it were there at the grandpa's house and they all the dude shop and grab us fighting like five guys and then the kids are all beating up one dude.
Pat: With plastic top salad tongs.
Bret: I was just thinking like can you imagine like the car ride back from that like Jeff where the f*** are you getting my ass handed to me by children.
Pat: Smells like so you're all definitely fired.
Pat: The fog up so fast yeah.
Josh: Impractical gear because like they were wearing weird plastic masks that was fogging up so yeah there you can't see and I'm at your knees so like what's good.
Pat: You got to get that like thermal coating like what is to paintball and if you don't have a thermal coating on your visor mask it's going to get all foggy and then you're f****** a Sitting Duck it's worthless.
Josh: I also liked how come some was basically like seasoning chicken and using that as pepper bombs.
Bret: Which I just watched the modern Rogue episode where they tested how effective like homemade meso Islam people and is not effective.
Sam: Unless you use.
Pat: Not even about like Cayenne or something.
Bret: Why did the ghost pepper in the face and.
Pat: Still really.
Bret: It was it was like if you if you can close your eyes and time to get hit with closed eyes. I ain't going to stop you whatever.
Josh: Real that's real.
Sam: But they didn't sit they look smart enough to close their eyes let's back up.
Pat: Them dudes.
Josh: No I know that's the real tea is at them two were very all three of them are probably a peakstone.
Pat: It never dawned on me how terribly dumb it is that they broke into a house in a very non discrete manner to do a kidnapping do a felony but they're like we're going to chill out for 20 minutes and eat pizza on in the lake.
Bret: First we Feast then we felony.
Pat: Yeah.
Pat: That is so so bad.
Josh: He gave me a heart attack I really also like that because the Xbox thing definitely was a good play and a smart move in my opinion.
Pat: Set a realistic fat fast.
Pat: Fast like 5 minutes 10 minutes.
Josh: I feel like yes because more Josh work real fast me and my friends are really big into the show Jackass as used and we had our own version that we called front yard fights and I think for one of those one of the guys either gave himself.
Josh: The Xbox or poured it in another Dude's drink told him the guy thought he was kidding and slammed it and I do feel like it came on pretty quick that said time is fake and it could have been anywhere from like 5:20 minutes and I just don't recall that if I feel like it was fast I really was faster than.
Bret: I mean I don't know how the exlax works specifically but like.
Bret: You know you drink a coffee real quick like sometimes I hits me while it's still in my mouth you know my body just like oh oh what are you drinking for breakfast.
Bret: You press the button and said hey Google you freaking noob.
Sam: We can solve we can solve this hey Google how long does it take for a hold on I said hey Google and I was I did I did I did I f****** Boomers shut up how long does it take for Ex-Lax to take effect Note 6 to 12 hours.
Bret: Also coffee is the way to go.
Josh: These are all screaming.
Pat: Also rap your algorithms.
Bret: Why is it still talking.
Sam: Right so we have a Google home in every room and they are all now simultaneously reading to me about exlax so I really effed up exactly.
Pat: All your social media ads now.
Josh: We are going to be about pooping yeah I feel like I don't know like when when they do took it.
Bret: I feel like that's your Stoke commercial.
Josh: I feel like it was pretty fast but it also could have been because I was not paying attention to have time pass and then it was just like the next day he was.
Bret: Why is it playing a podcast.
Sam: I just playing a podcast about hey Google stop.
Josh: Google shut up.
Pat: Welcome to the podcast inside of another podcast.
Bret: It's the very least effective.
Sam: So fun fact Brett bought us a haunted Google home for Christmas yeah it's cuz he sent out all those ghost cards and then Google send us a ghost card in the form of a sentient robot.
Bret: Yeah it was just playing like Smash Mouth the other day like.
Sam: Yeah Brett just turned up the volume and it was like Smash Mouth.
Bret: Yeah cuz they're like what's that sound and it was a Smash Mouth and like we had never asked to play Smash Mouth ever.
Josh: Oh my God.
Pat: It has its own taste.
Sam: Yeah.
Bret: It'll just like kick on at 1 in the morning like blasting music downstairs it's something's wrong.
Josh: Yeah you might need to cleanse.
Pat: That's cursive I don't like that.
Josh: Burn salt next to Italy.
Sam: I tried to get them to take it back and then I go.
Pat: Also I like the idea of the kids in this such a kid line of thought thinking other like we're going to show him that our training works and it saved our lives and defended ourselves and if their parents would be like cool but we're going to totally f****** Mom and Dad's house in the process we're going to pull her oil all over the nice wood floors we're going to bust out like two spindles on the upstairs railing we're just going to f*** this house all up.
Pat: Hey we risk getting literally murdered mom and dad and we totally did like $10 000 of damage to the house but look are Punchy kickee training worked out really well didn't it.
Bret: So I feel like this is this is a conundrum let's say.
Bret: You're like broke in the in that I don't have $20 level of broke and pizza comes to your door.
Pat: Do you open the door.
Bret: Asking for money open the door but how do you deal with the situation where you have no money where your.
Pat: Well if you're broke you wouldn't cuz they said they needed in that situation that now you have to amend it to say it's already been paid for.
Bret: Well maybe it had been paid for I don't know cuz they were the criminals.
Pat: No cuz he said if you don't pay will TP your house.
Bret: Yeah well I'm just wondering what the heck what the kids plan was for this pizza cuz they obviously did order a pizza right it was in front of their house.
Sam: No though he was going to deliver it to another house.
Pat: Yeah they jump the pizza guy off screen and stuff.
Bret: I thought the pizza guy was in front of their house.
Sam: Does.
Josh: I think they just attacked it it's a pizza guy.
Sam: This does remind me of one of my favorite Reddit stories of what is the saddest thing you've ever done and this guy is like a college I was so broke and I ordered like the discount Chinese food and the delivery guy accidentally dropped off a huge families order of like $150 worth of Chinese food and didn't realize it's so cute and the guy tried to come right back and he locked the door and turned off all the lights and pretended like he wasn't there eight.
Sam: And it goes like calling him and banging on his door and he wouldn't answer me.
Josh: Damn.
Pat: The ideas.
Pat: I was kind of like okay okay I can survive this cringe but then realized he decided was just going to go ahead and eat it while doing all this while the guys banging on the door and he's just bottled huddled in a corner.
Bret: Like that time that.
Josh: That's a whole new level.
Sam: This is what I imagine that babysitter was doing in that closet she looks like f*** yeah hi Kitty face and not watch these brackets to just eat pizza in the closet.
Pat: She didn't bother to like why Patty off her face she's all like pepperoni and like Oliver.
Josh: What Jake to have like no lines but just cower in the car with pizza.
Josh: Right.
Pat: At first I was like oh oh they have her done this so they can pay her like the non-speaking ray but she doesn't like two lines that like so she did have lines but then it was weird that she didn't speak at the end.
Pat: The musical cues are the audio cues are on point cuz I can cheese gets up to go to the door there's like the trombone.
Bret: Ohio movies.
Sam: You mean Qs or queue because it was the same song the entire movie.
Bret: It's I think I've talked about it on the show before it's my least favorite genre of Movie music is the the zany childaction polka.
Pat: So he says do they reuse I didn't actually stand out to be not nearly as much as the last episode we did Commander with the steel drums non-stop that the whole thing.
Bret: It doesn't make sense.
Pat: I do love that though in that era of 90s to illustrate someone in pain they have that like Waylon guitar riff like when Snyder does his big like roundhouse kick to Grandpa at the end like they do that also in.
Pat: Rookie of the Year with Gary Busey character is his arms.
Pat: Locked up and he tries to throw it and it can't hurt too much or whatever they like this weird guitar riff I just I just like that this very specific for your arrow films.
Bret: That reminds me I need to send my character art reference in for 4.
Pat: Yeah get hunted brat.
Josh: I did mine mine and let me tell you something my email was way too long.
Pat: Mine was perfect succinct geography reference images.
Bret: Mine is sister.
Josh: Yeah mine was like 18 pages of email.
Bret: Gary Busey Rat King.
Josh: I I might okay I think even as a child okay so this was after my point of are there dinosaurs or tornadoes in it if not bad movie I was older by the time I saw three ninjas so I had a more refined a way of critiquing media and the one thing that always stood out to me even as a kid was the stunt double in.
Josh: Because it is paint any of them it's a painfully obvious that there's a another man doing those flips every time.
Pat: We didn't like black suit it's not that the one of the beginning at his house and Snyder shows up at his house is pretty pretty rough this not doubling.
Josh: When all the kids are randomly in black ninja clothes doing flips and stuff and I was like that is clearly an adult man.
Bret: That would have been very funny if you would have just ran over that kid.
Josh: Yes I would have had a hard a hard life yeah.
Bret: Jumping out of the tree.
Pat: I did remember the the narration at the beginning from when I was younger and watched it.
Bret: I don't remember it now what was it weathers narration.
Josh: 3 kids were talking.
Pat: At the very beginning it's like Exposition like we say other grandpa every summer and he teaches us but this number would be like remember forever.
Pat: Which is really like waxing poetic and Whimsical considering like it's like the summer when the crazy adventure with friends like.
Pat: It was awfully cheeky Whimsical tone for the summer like in December we almost got murdered.
Josh: It was in the summer they were in school.
Josh: So you're a liar.
Pat: Yeah yeah yeah.
Bret: No they were they had to do summer school.
Josh: That's true they were ready ass kids I liked how rude I forgot how Sassy and Petty Colt was.
Josh: And that brought joy to my heart again because I also I think I I identified mostly with both I think as a kid even though I was always eating much like a tum tum and I was quote the wise one like Rocky I definitely was easily the cult in that I was I mean I'm black and gay love you I'm born sassy and Petty and that was just he was my lifeblood.
Bret: I'm happy that the nicknames were I'm happy that time time wasn't actually literally the fat kid.
Bret: That's where they were going with that.
Bret: I need to see a lot of candy and that was fine he's very active child.
Josh: He's wanting to eat.
Pat: Their dad's not a very good dad I'm just going to say and you can be you can be a parent in a very demanding high-stress long hours job and still be a caring loving attentive. But the fact is he hasn't seen his kids in 3 months.
Pat: How dismissive he is when they get home and that you have not seen your children in 3 months ER and.
Pat: You are shooting them away with the nuisance of someone doing a door-to-door survey.
Josh: Honestly.
Sam: Yeah it was sad very sad.
Josh: That's how it was back then.
Bret: Is also fighting a a missile ninja like.
Josh: Yeah he was busy.
Bret: Something maybe some things just like.
Bret: The kids can't overpower the overwhelming like the wave of excitement of however hunting a missile into you know.
Josh: Oh my God I forgot how they broke out of the cell.
Pat: New property Idea new comic book.
Bret: So like he was trying to sell missiles right like what.
Pat: Is an arms dealer spider.
Bret: What was the what was with the whole Ninja thing.
Pat: Would like his personal Army.
Sam: It's cool.
Josh: Because you have to be a ninja to get the missiles how did he got the missiles Brett Young's go to Walmart and buy missiles used to be a ninja to steal the missiles and then you sell them.
Pat: He's like yeah look if you're going to be like a supervillain you got to have like and he enjoys it he likes it even says it I like being the bad guy so he is enjoying the camp of it he's like I'm going to be an international like high-level organized criminal my thing is I'm going to be the guy with the Ninja.
Pat: So wanna have some fun with that.
Bret: I guess and I mean I guess they were realistic like whenever they finally started losing their eye alright alright know where ninja stuff comes out.
Josh: What is be ninjas.
Pat: You think any of those recruits or like we have M16s what just shut up the boss wants us all to be ninjas just do it pays really well it's the best pay you're going to find in the henchmen game.
Josh: Don't shoot the kids just beat him up don't shoot.
Sam: I really like this headcanon cuz it explains why they're so incompetent.
Sam: The girl on the boat while they're doing.
Bret: Nobody actually knows because they're like it's raining on the boat while they're doing the operation like this is you just gathered everyone alright it's it's it's time to do them to the punch thing I don't know what we're doing I just signed up last week.
Josh: Cat Imagine.
Josh: Human resources of evil or.
Pat: Ivy it's been animations of it I still want to take do a tag on it in some form of medium the behind-the-scenes machinate like operations that have to go into running these criminal organizations UC Time and Time and Time and Time Again in superhero movies and adventure movies in James Bond movies it's like they legit have to have you got an apartment or something like how are they getting paid how much are they getting paid do they like.
Josh: Removing a lot of money.
Bret: How do you get that job is a Craigslist ad.
Pat: Yeah like how did they recruit I want to know how is this a organized.
Josh: Evil eye.
Josh: I wanted me to email admin specialist.
Pat: HR henchman resources I want I mean there's been iterations that have like touchdown this I still want to play around of that space because it's endlessly fascinating to me.
Pat: Do they get PTO.
Josh: Imagine like the henchman stop having to submit a ticket and getting so like pissed off pit ideas taking too long but it.
Pat: Pacification.
Pat: Where do they look do they have neighbors are they barbecuing with their dentist neighbor.
Josh: I'm an accountant.
Bret: I mean you know that the truth of it is is there all just like Q people right like you can talk him into anything.
Pat: All evil relations are color called secretly.
Bret: These missiles are are we have to wait to save save the children by selling missiles.
Pat: Call Mike by kidnapping their children.
Josh: Bucky W surgeon receiving them from.
Pat: I mean that's exactly what I've been thinking about you like I feel like.
Pat: Sam I don't know what else you think we haven't really touched on this to somebody was never your old friend a reference for this.
Sam: So it was better than I thought.
Sam: But but not good.
Sam: And it was the longest 95 minutes of my life.
Sam: Yes.
Bret: We're like halfway through the Home Alone thing sandwiches like how long is this movie.
Sam: I totally see the appeal it till like a seven-year-old boy because this is hands-down little kid wish-fulfillment from second one to the very last minute you know like all fun fight coolness like talented kids cool Grandpa no consequences like perceive danger without actually being in danger and then celebrate with pizza at the end like.
Josh: Girlfriend with bangs.
Sam: Yeah oh yeah.
Sam: Totally a world where the cup thing actually works like a real telephone yeah it's it's.
Bret: Backup thing doesn't actually work.
Josh: Let me hear everything going on at boys room.
Josh: Always.
Pat: Oh yeah she's heard some noises she's heard some noises.
Bret: Listen and they have the they have the masturbation warning light like his parents are coming upstairs.
Sam: Yasso.
Pat: Bathroom though so I could go to the door and there.
Sam: This true but Grant was cracking up he was like.
Bret: Singing a song.
Pat: Yeah.
Sam: She is like that Mom like it isn't like a soundproof room can she not hear that they're like talking to their friend playing video games running around like singing this song like and I told her I was like no here's the parental secret is the kids think the parents don't know that's a lie like sheep 100.
Pat: Also what's triggering the alarm because in 1992 I got to imagine.
Sam: No actually.
Pat: Like a motion sensor thing would be pretty expensive in or something you easily get your hands on no.
Sam: No.
Bret: I have always been there to you.
Sam: Yeah I know it's not because.
Sam: Fun fact little Sam was very cute and naive and she didn't know that cars could tell you when you were going to run out of gas so for the for the elementary school invention thing I was like I'm going to invent I think that will tell you when your car runs out of gas and so my dad.
Sam: My dad beat super sweet he was like okay well we'll build one and he's an electrician and so we like dug through the garage and like had these sensors every like hooked him up to a buoy system and then when the sensors like came into contact with each other like turned on a radio you know that was like the alarm so relatively simple I buy it.
Bret: The expensive part of that kit was that the motion detection system and the light they are using or hardwired into the house into the drywall like.
Sam: Yeah that's true that's true.
Josh: Yeah.
Pat: Yes cuz no Wi-fi no Wi-Fi or Bluetooth.
Josh: I know you are also forgetting that they are ninjas likely it was tripwire.
Sam: Yeah.
Josh: Every single time.
Pat: Silver mom just dressed every time she walks down the hall light like God damn it every time what is.
Pat: On this hallway.
Josh: This movie let me tell you something young Josh you never saw this movie because this was like probably me elevating into my I'm going to be hyper-aware of like my doorknob situations I would put bubble wrap under carpets and stuff so I would know like when people would come in the house and this that and the third like wherever they were for no reason other than just have the information they were just like I'd be doing whatever and I can.
Bret: Bubble wrap.
Josh: How can I obtain information about stuff for no reason bubble bubble wrap under this I'll like twist or doorknob so that if somebody could like opens my door when I'm not home I'll know cuz the doorknob place will be different like all types of stupid stuff.
Bret: Like the tape on the door.
Josh: Oh yeah it was I was so stupid for no reason.
Sam: It's fun it's fun kids stuff you know like I feel like all kids should.
Sam: Opportunity to do that.
Pat: My best friend when we were living in California my best friend and I when we get up he was say over a lot like a Friday night and we would get up at like 4 and then go play downstairs one time we got paranoid and we took an entire roll like a huge role of like string like your mama D's for crafts or something like that or yarn or whatever.
Sam: Oh my God.
Pat: Unwound it in like a spider web about a foot off the ground across the entire living room is like a Annette trapped between us and like the door so no one could get in and then we caught my dad.
Sam: Is he mad.
Josh: Oh my God.
Pat: App for like a minute like you wasn't hurt or anything what do you fall.
Sam: Is it like like fishing line like you couldn't see it and you like walked into his like a crap.
Josh: Whoops.
Pat: Dark because we dislike turn on the light like in the playroom and yeah it was just like this dark brown like thread those just like a foot off the ground like you're sleepy we've been up for like at 4 he's up at like 6 in the morning you go downstairs.
Sam: That's hilarious I only ever did something like that once and it was the first probably the last time that my mom let me stay home when my siblings got to go to baseball practice and I like crafted and like setup and installed a like door pulley system that like open the box and Rain confetti down on my brother.
Josh: Call Mike.
Pat: Oh cruel.
Sam: It was brilliant and it worked beautifully and I was so proud of myself and then my mom was pissed and she's like you had to pick up every piece of confetti I was like okay give me the vacuum she's like by hand.
Pat: You should be like it's his fault he's the one who technically opened it.
Josh: That's true that's true.
Bret: I put the confetti away.
Josh: I had to complain about this true.
Josh: I'm in I this movie was probably the kickoff point to be taking martial arts classes for sure I did not stay in like the traditional american-style classes eventually had just a one-on-one teacher but I think that this movie probably like lines the pockets of every strip mall Karate Dojo in America.
Bret: So how how much karate is still in.
Josh: So the stuff that I learned one-on-one is probably would sticks the most of me because it was like cater2. Me most of like-minded like strip mall karate and it's basically just like punch kick Punch Kick Karate Chop break board or new belt and then repeat the process but there isn't anything really unique about it when I did one-on-one my instructor kind of catered the martial arts he taught me to my personality so I was somebody who was very good at mimicking I like the freedom of movement I liked dancing I was very musical very light on my feet so he taught me how to fight with like my open pants instead of punches I would just do palm strikes I was very evasive like I did a mixture of like barwise on drunken boxing.
Josh: Picture of a bunch of stuff it was all basically like remove it up power up my legs are strong kicks Palm strikes cuz my arms are weeds and then just dodged and get out of the way until I find a weak spot and then just one good push.
Bret: That's rad so there's like a it's a Josh penguin fighting style.
Josh: Exactly yeah and it's just me just like pushing your chest.
Bret: I like that or varidesk my bad it's shelves.
Josh: Yeah it's all like it I still in that is stuck in me too because like every piece of my action came down to like working on the side sleep when they were doing the Montage have been like training and stuff and it was like dude carrying like buckets of water and stuff I kind of did stuff like that but it was like less cool on a different podcast I talked about to improve my speed and accuracy with my kicks had to kick cactuses so I'd be barefoot and I'd have to have so long to kick the cat this and if you hit the wrong spot that's a TOEFL in Needles only took one time for me to never.
Pat: That's some serious stuff you see in a movie like this late that's awesome.
Josh: It was super fun.
Pat: I guess so sorry.
Sam: What that's not awesome that's child abuse what.
Josh: It was not child abuse.
Pat: I'm back in that mode of like I'm 7 years old and I'm going to be great or it.
Josh: When you sign a release like I signed a release or gets by.
Bret: I'm just.
Sam: I signed away my rights okay.
Bret: I'm impressed that you actually did like real sounded raining there.
Josh: Oh yeah it was it was lit I was very good at like I'm invisible quick on the uptake so it wasn't like that when I got to the in front of the cactus I immediately was like looking for openings for me to kick so that I wouldn't have to try to do it on the fly but yeah like you slept at one time and then like I have like a couple noodles in there so he's pluck those out make sure I was all right and then went back to it if I was ever likes it like if I had a cold but he would crush up garlic in his hand and dump it in a lemon lime Gatorade and then to be like space the Sun and drink this and I would do that and then I wouldn't be sick anymore.
Bret: At some at some Duke so you can you can sell that.
Josh: Grant Fisher.
Pat: Iguanas on the phone.
Josh: Like I said at work I use the same techniques and stuff like if I can't get a lever to go all the way over on the truck I just Palm strike it because it's not a lot of smoke point of striking my contract is it to have a lot of force or power I have no upper body strength I can't lift up anything but I can Pawn strike something to knock it over just because I know where to hit it if something's coming at me really fast I can make palm Strike It Make It Stop and fall it's like about with knowing what type of speed is coming at you and how to match it so it.
Sam: I am impressed yeah.
Josh: It's really easy to learn.
Josh: Penalty shootout teacher.
Bret: That's over here like stunned silence like wait could Josh beat me up.
Pat: Don't start this bed again.
Josh: I'll teach teach teach the girls I'll keep the girls open no decline.
Bret: I just curious Josh do you think you could beat up hat.
Josh: Can I beat up at I wouldn't want to be that path but I wish I could ignore the s*** out of that for sure like I was like he was part of the time for telephone little Spire you would you would get hot because I was with that was part of my side was to just dance around and make you upset until you make mistakes and I push you over.
Pat: Get hit me in those pressure points make my eyes lighter.
Josh: Exactly yeah and if you try to throw a punch out to Palm strike your bicep cuz it's a big Target Source but I know your life or I can't punch anymore because you killed my momentum.
Josh: Super easy super easy the girls will be really funny when they like crack you in the knee and leg.
Bret: That's like legit intimidated over here.
Pat: I'm scared know I have my if I if I was ever had to like defend myself against someone who like to fill it really knew what they were doing from a martial arts or boxing I would not even try to go toe-to-toe from I'd like a punching standpoint I would just use my mass and like her my body I mean like do a tackle football like do a tackle you like a body weight throw or like throw myself very large I would just use that.
Josh: Yeah.
Pat: Why because why would I try to get into that why would I try to get into it like a punch fast with someone who literally knows what to do with her hand when I have.
Pat: 6-3 255 lb of bodyweight I can just like Barrel into them with.
Josh: It's true it's true I just wonder weapon Island weapons.
Pat: I got two right here Josh.
Josh: Furniture I used to call my legs Law and Order.
Josh: And then I called them thunder and lightning for a while.
Josh: Nice if you like dumb stuff like that like.
Josh: Sleet and hail might just stupid names like that for my likes.
Bret: Thunder and lightning as you make it clap.
Josh: Now I can make it clap but that was unrelated to the Marshall I.
Josh: I can bust down on the bus now don't get it twisted.
Pat: Do you think these kids love you the most unrealistic things is actually interested in getting pizza after the role Pizza played in the most traumatizing experience of their life.
Josh: As a kid yes.
Pat: Cascadia.
Josh: I think it would go down.
Bret: Yeah.
Sam: As long as it was different Pizza than what was used in the house as long as they went to a completely different pizza parlor it's a different food.
Josh: Absolutely absolute.
Pat: That's true.
Bret: As long as it didn't have any Grandma agrees on it.
Josh: Yeah I need the grandpa never eat pizza again because Grandpa's like no pizza.
Pat: You never did.
Josh: The kids.
Bret: I think Sam kind of got into it there you want to.
Sam: Yeah I'm all I don't know what else to add like I totally get why little kids would like this movie it was better than I thought.
Sam: Not not my personal style dragged a bit for me but I was very much like a girly girl growing up so late.
Sam: Yeah the Sam equivalent would be like the can fly or get some sort of magical thing and I'd be like into it you know so it just it wasn't very Sam like.
Bret: You were so mad when they hatched the plot to kidnap the girl.
Sam: I know God dammit.
Josh: Oh my God.
Sam: She was only there to be a damsel in that did piss me off I will admit I I also didn't love the school shooting joke that was in there that was.
Pat: Do the song I never yeah.
Sam: Yeah.
Pat: Oh my God I never picked up on that before and I was like holy s***.
Sam: That was that was a mistake.
Josh: No.
Bret: And that was a song that people saying after that cuz I remember people saying that.
Sam: Oh my God inappropriate and unacceptable.
Sam: So there's that there's a third thing but I can't remember now.
Pat: From a problematic standpoint the r word.
Sam: Oh yeah.
Josh: Yeah she didn't drop the hard-r.
Sam: Yes he did.
Sam: But yeah so I mean better than the other thing is what did they spend their money on cuz I don't know.
Pat: Oh yeah I don't know.
Sam: Insurance that's I think that's accurate.
Bret: Renting a boat.
Sam: I'm paying some.
Pat: They were never on that boat.
Sam: No but they paid somebody to climb those ropes.
Josh: Haven't been to stunt double in.
Pat: 6 and 1/2 million dollars there's.
Josh: News on post had to be on post.
Pat: Four locations for Snyder's office their house.
Pat: Grandpa's house.
Bret: I mean the credits the credits for like 5 minutes long so you know there's you just multiply how many people were there by a few times $1 000 and seeing it.
Sam: Oh you can get to 6 mil but it was not spent on screen that's for sure.
Josh: Yeah it couldn't have been there's no way.
Sam: Yeah that's that's where I'll leave it.
Sam: Yeah better than I thought lot of stuff doesn't hold up.
Sam: Not something I would ever want to watch again and I hope.
Sam: Our kids don't look like ninja stuff cuz I don't want to have to play this movie again.
Josh: Kids bike Ninja Turtles watch Naruto.
Pat: I am listening narrative review.
Josh: Yeah they can hear me talk about ninja stuff and I'd go into martial arts thing because there's a character in Naruto that uses Marshall excited.
Bret: I've never seen a single episode.
Josh: I am watching it I thought actually very similar to you Sam they're there I feel like they're big laws that could just be gone in the movie that.
Josh: I like I like walked away to get something and I would come back to and I I would love for those moments to be gone I don't remember what was it Emily long hair and a bang.
Josh: I would love to have seen a movie about her because Loki she did know how to fight.
Josh: Yeah she did swing on that I did appreciate that she was the Damsel in Distress but they let her get a lick in and I did like that I will take out take a bow down I can.
Bret: And it was maybe the hardest hit in the movie outside of the that's big spin kick on Grandpa.
Josh: That's true I'll take a w where I can but I do want to know what Miss Miss long hair in the band was doing outside of that cuz I feel like she's really interesting.
Josh: I feel the same it was a it was a cute Flay.
Josh: But it did go a little long in that middle like the third Forsett third-quarter was.
Bret: I think we had this on VHS.
Sam: What do you only have like three vhs's in the.
Bret: We have so many vhs's we had them and this was this is one of the movies that Yung Bratz watched the first part and then fast-forwarded until until they got into the house.
Pat: Skip the whole school.
Bret: There is nothing there.
Josh: Bi mean.
Josh: Yeah I just want to see them fight.
Pat: We talked about the basketball team.
Sam: Oh God.
Josh: Forget reason that was racism that was offencive I'm so tired.
Bret: What do you want to talk about Pat sekkisei.
Pat: I don't know it's just.
Josh: Basketball see was giving like how I beat Shaq like it was so.
Josh: I wish you understood how ninja training and basketball went together because that would have made my basketball career better but like those two skills do not intersect whatsoever so like Kauai.
Bret: I mean you never Palm strike the basketball.
Josh: I know because it the basketball is going away from me into the basket it's not if you're throwing abascal at me I'm supposed to catch.
Josh: I can't Palm strike it into the thing you just can't see that far.
Bret: I don't remember what I was talking about.
Pat: How much you love this movie.
Josh: How much you live for.
Bret: It was okay it was alright the action was like I said already surprising in the amount of actual action there was like it wasn't I mean it was unbelievable as far as the the physics of a child hitting an adult and in pushing them across the room somehow but it was.
Bret: Fun and like you know like they're actually doing kicks and like you know if a teen if a little preteen like kick me I probably like how you know I can see it I can see how you kick that person and I hurt them that makes sense that actually made enough sense to make enough sense and that's you know more than I get in most of the kids movies we we've had to watch.
Josh: That's a win.
Sam: Oh yeah.
Pat: One of those kids took one punch from any of those grown-ass adults there be jaw broken on the ground unconscious.
Bret: Absolutely.
Sam: Oh yeah.
Josh: Oh my God.
Pat: Actually I'll just fold them into my final thoughts and you are all welcome to jump in and join me on my final thoughts goes to thing don't talk about real quick is it we can talk about creep ninja that turned into goofball ninja like this or liquor slick the tutus like legitimately creepy when he first comes in and then and then there's that weird thing or cold is just like cutting but not actually cutting him so it's just like the tip of the blades it's only cutting his clothes and stuff like.
Bret: Yeah that was some.
Josh: When is next level sword skill.
Pat: Also hold on so that guy I have a question was his face is he always keep his face painted in case something pops off or did he hear like the kids or lose the kids will lose run to his quarters on the ship and then apply face paint.
Bret: There's no rule in the henchmen handbook that says that ninjas can't also be Juggalos.
Josh: Damian said he was going to wrap breakfast.
Pat: Wake up people give him or something and he's like watch you guys watch when it pops this is going to look so cool when we actually have to fight somebody and I'll be like by myself and it's like damn it Randy can you just not like can you just.
Bret: Hangs out in the Boiler Room.
Josh: 40 minutes.
Josh: How is your foundation not said it's in 40 minutes.
Pat: Quickest way to go down to fix something and he's like does a thing like Randy know it's just me come on man.
Josh: We wasted the good surprise on you.
Pat: There's that so there's that and then actually I would I like Snider as a villain he was having fun with it and he's enjoying it he's like. Cramps you get seizures he's doing that all smarmy thing like a great guy I know I like him as a villain enjoy the movie for me supervise this is why I absolutely adore to the kid big shot right to the vein of a Nostalgia obviously there was a some problem make stuff not honestly as much as I was fearing or thinking like.
Josh: Yeah I know there's going to be way worse on the problematic in.
Bret: Yeah it like recognizing that just for whatever messed-up reason no one had a problem with the r word in 90s and I was just a thing.
Pat: Yeah no actually I was expecting more problem on this isms Ford's like.
Pat: Mystics of Asian culture type stuff like more of that than I remember. But.
Pat: There was a it was there but it wasn't as bad as I was thinking I was going to be enjoyed it and that was what I just said a minute ago was I kept was like oh I kind of really like him as a villain he's like.
Pat: Is the actor looks like he's having fun with it and he's kind of got that like creepy but Charming diabolical thing going on.
Bret: Classic cartoon villain where it's like.
Bret: I guess he must be sort of successful added to be doing this and having an army and stuff but like he's really bad at it and he seems really focused on this ninja stuff.
Pat: Although I do love that is like weenie people that can't be traced back to us like I'm going to go higher a blood relative.
Pat: Push my nephew.
Bret: Dan the lawyer.
Bret: Yeah.
Pat: And you know why doesn't matter cuz we're going to send our guys anyway like in the hole which I thought the appointment because they were being followed by the FBI also that's a great line that I never picked up on I think it's supposed to be it's like I think they're like feds or something as they're wearing jackets that say FBI on them.
Sam: Yes it was so good.
Sam: I did like those Surfer guys I think they were hilarious yeah they're fun.
Pat: I like the Trove of like when they're robbing the convenience store and they're like but he's also like very polite about it is excuse me sir. Please use your telephone like.
Pat: I like that I mean it's a Trope it's a cliche by do I find it amusing.
Josh: Oddly poetic also like bumbling idiot Surfer bro kind of poetic shows interesting words and phrases.
Bret: Yeah if that.
Bret: Covering for for being an idiot with driver have as big of vocab as possible.
Pat: I remember the kid just thinking the line was funny was like we're not going to hurt you or just going to kidnap you.
Sam: No big deal.
Pat: I'm glad we got to revisit this is one I've been wanted to check out for a while so I'm glad we got to do that Josh thank you.
Bret: Are there any other.
Josh: Absolutely I am I really going to be too and I'm always a sucker for watching anything that has martial arts did it to see if I can recognize anything.
Bret: Not this time.
Josh: Standard punching tick stuff.
Bret: Are there any other ninja movies now in the pantheon of got Surf Ninjas we got three ninjas what else what else.
Pat: I mean.
Sam: There's Beverly Hills Ninja switch I saw while researching.
Josh: Watch Power Rangers movie.
Pat: We could do Beverly Hills Ninja what is it from a kid and I was a kid I mean we would did the first Ninja Turtles for the show I would be down I would be down for doing two and three.
Pat: 3 is who boy there's some stuff in three.
Pat: And I mean to you but yeah I will be down for doing those but I feel like those are my favorite movies.
Josh: Power Rangers movie.
Pat: You know what I'm aware of Power Rangers assaults abusive OG episode saw the first movie with Ivan ooze but Power Rangers kind of missed me I was never the biggest fans when they just kind of.
Bret: Rita repulsa.
Pat: I know that is cuz I saw a handful.
Josh: Rita repulsa was a beautiful drag queen we Stan the movie the movie was cool because Ivan ooze gay icon Billy gay icon it's if it's a great LGBT movie to watch.
Pat: I hear the movie that they just did very recently with Elizabeth Banks as Rita repulsa was Loki pretty good.
Josh: I have not heard anything about it.
Pat: I heard that somewhere like it didn't do well I don't think it was not financially success but.
Bret: The hunted down.
Pat: I heard it was Loki not bad.
Josh: I haven't heard anything about it at all so no press is good news to me but I haven't heard anybody like ripping on her for being terrible so I'll know it's probably a good sign.
Bret: That was 3 Ninjas yeah Josh thanks for her coming on would you like to tell everybody where they can find you on the web someone.
Josh: Yes you can find me anywhere you can stop your ex's on the internet at Jessica that sat day was ktth very active on Twitter where I act up especially all this month.
Josh: I'm also on a show that we touched on earlier called Naruto or boruto the story watch episodes of Naruto and review tow them it's a great time it's funny Naruto is probably a top-tier anime if you haven't watched it please do and then you know.
Pat: That sounds awesome.
Josh: Come join us on the podcast of the great time and then you can also find me and I'm almost everybody else here on at which show on Thursdays at 2 p. M. Eastern time called Darkest Days of Dale or I'm playing a monk.
Josh: It's really cool I played Monica and I get to be really big and tall inmate Patrick deerfields Mall.
Pat: How to say Josh be heavy like really cool awesome handsome co-stars with you on that show.
Josh: I do have a very good beautiful handsome co-stars and they're specially with Susie and Jennifer and Tim beautiful people we love to see them.
Pat: That was a setup for you to say brat and then maybe like.
Josh: No Brighton Pat are also there and they are you everyone there is very beautiful and finally have a great time.
Pat: Also I.
Bret: On my business card Brett eagleson also there.
Pat: I just love the name we when he was first announced it I love the name Naruto review do I think it's so fun because I love that you did it and that's what you chose because it's it feels like the type of man that when you're brainstorming like what are going to call is podcast someone would throw out and then like I feel like a lot of people who might be being like to self serious or over-thinking it would be like that's funny all right and then wait look who is serious don't find something I do love cuz I would have been I love their just like do that's it because it's too good yeah it's so good.
Josh: It's a brimnes it skittish it's quick Naruto review.
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Bret: That's a great way for us to flex on other shows.
Josh: That's true that's true.
Pat: Word I still want to do something to reward people that do that I'm trying to figure out what would be something that's.
Bret: Cat will send you $20.
Pat: I'm not sending any money I'm not sending money right now I will.
Josh: Powell send you pictures of her shoulders.
Pat: I could do that I could yes they can only.
Josh: Make an onlyfans of hats just like Justin Trail difficulty.
Pat: Like a haiku about people that like a compliment heavy haiku about something ugly like two things you like in your name and all write a haiku about it for you I don't know.
Bret: PPS.
Pat: I want to encourage people and reward people for doing us a solid.
Bret: You got to write the haiku on the body and that's that that's the only fans is like.
Josh: Write it on your bicep and then Flex it.
Bret: It's it's it's the brain and the brawn together in one photograph.
Bret: All right.
Pat: Las Vegas shows certain pov. Com and check out something awesome shows by cool people.
Pat: Networking is growing we just added to shows they said it to shows for the network or something I think.
Bret: Yeah Comics Quest and I am at show autograph.
Pat: Yeah like I never stop.
Pat: Everyday I love you your work ethic your pockets and work ethic is unparalleled Matt and I are listening.
Josh: Stay hydrated to talk to you.
Bret: Join us next week when we watch the sequel to The award-winning ABCD.
Bret: ABCD 2.
Pat: What's the weather at 4 in this time.