Twilight with Sarah Cosico
When a professional all-vampire baseball league starts up in the PNW, can they thrive without eating their new player? It's A Vampire League of Their Own... wait no it's Twilight! w/color designer Sarah Cosico of HBO's upcoming Jellystone!
Starring Ash Blodgett, Bret Eagleston, Samantha Willson, and Pat Edwards
Below is a rough automated transcript of the episode. We are working on making this better:
Bret: Welcome to another episode of Let's Rewatch the show where we watch movies that we loved in our youth and find out if they're still any good I'm Bret.
Sam: I'm Sam.
Bret: Oh yeah.
Ash: You know I really love how you have your own like I feel like Sam and I are just like rushing to get through our names but you're like he's Savor the moment and I love that.
Bret: The dramatic Winery.
Pat: Headed somewhere to switch it up this time I just a joke to my left arm this time cuz I have my mic setup my side my right would hit it so.
Pat: I mean sound.
Ash: Alright so listeners Buena you don't know but Pat always does a jaunty little fist pump while he says his name.
Bret: Pat the jauntee Pumper.
Pat: That's a great descriptor for it did it sound like it was a left-handed introduction as opposed to write or could you not tell.
Pat: Okay okay.
Ash: Now I think you pulled it off well let's unpack that for a second.
Ash: I would be concerned for your safety but she looks very fashionable so I have not.
Sarah: By our good friend and.
Bret: Yes today we are joined by our good friend and quarantine pod buddy Sarah Cosco hello.
Ash: Wow okay.
Sam: Quarantine this is the only in-person face we've seen for the past year it's glorious you and your your live-in husband and child.
Bret: Your live-in husband I'm so sorry.
Ash: Is your husband not live in Salem.
Bret: Very interesting choice of words there.
Sarah: Buddy pass go.
Sam: Very interesting so I'm busted I have my living husband and my non-living husband no no.
Bret: Oregon's not one of those States.
Sam: I don't know pregnancy brain that was not an appropriate way to phrase things but you're welcome.
Sarah: I don't know pregnancy brain that was not an appropriate way to phrase things.
Pat: There's a there's like there's a lot of people like my uncle and Aunt like they had dog's nose like house dogs and barn dogs who have a house husband in a barn husband like an outdoor outdoor husband.
Sam: Oh.
Ash: I like this because Bryce doesn't like going outside.
Bret: Outside husband.
Ash: Yes.
Sam: So you need an outside husband or a boyfriend.
Sarah: Even outside husband or a boyfriend.
Bret: Well.
Ash: Technical you know technicalities with the words whatever.
Ash: Here is.
Bret: Sarah is I'm sorry an outdoor Brice I can't I can't even I can't even imagine with my mind outdoor brace.
Sarah: Sarah is Tarzan actor.
Ash: The water just slides right off his beard.
Sarah: Water making rice.
Bret: Water wicking Brice.
Ash: Right cuz that can be a problem.
Bret: Never gets any water in him it's over.
Sam: Cousineau an indoor Bryson and outdoor Bryce weatherproof just picture your spring for the weatherproof one and not the weather resistant brace.
Pat: Duncan and rice.
Ash: The beer just gets really big like I just expands / 24.
Pat: Silver bathtub full of rice.
Ash: The price raise.
Bret: Buspar like a 50-gallon thing arrives and just dunk the Bryson it until it's dry.
Sam: Do all the boisterous soaked out and he returns to his normal size.
Bret: Normal size.
Ash: Which is a gnome.
Ash: No yes.
Pat: Do not do not I know but you might think if you spill water on him you might think you want to use a hairdryer to dry it up no that'll fry the internal workings of the Brice.
Ash: It went all over the place.
Bret: I thought we were making an Electronics analogy but Sam was making one of those like those little jelly things that grow really big when they get in the water to grow a boyfriend.
Ash: That's what I want yeah that's what I was saying.
Pat: I was with technology like a phone.
Sam: Making an electronics and I was making one of those like those little jealous things that grow really big girl boyfriend.
Sarah: I thought we were making an Electronics analogy the sandwich making one of those like the little jelly things that grow really big one.
Ash: So High Sierra.
Bret: Okay thank goodness.
Sam: Welcome to the insanity.
Sarah: How old is Sarah is.
Bret: Sarah is a good friend of ours and also at tangentially related in the field of Animation just got off of a cool new shows.
Bret: Reality show based on all the Hanna-Barbera.
Bret: It's not out yet.
Sam: Witches characters.
Sarah: Yeah I did just I did just get off of Jellystone or it's an animated show based on all the Hanna-Barbera characters that you know and love it's not out yet and nobody sure when it will be out if it will be out.
Ash: One of those huh.
Bret: But it's it's done.
Sam: It is done it is done.
Sam: It's going to be airing on yeah.
Sarah: One of those it is done it is done but HBO Max sometime.
Ash: Wow how exciting congratulations.
Pat: I'll be looking for that.
Bret: Tell him what you did it's it's like this surprisingly difficult job.
Bret: Color design soylo.
Sam: It's like this surprisingly difficult.
Sam: Yes or no jobs Indiana.
Bret: Jobs in the anime.
Sarah: Thanks-thanks-thanks I'm excited about it it's like this surprisingly difficult it's color design so I like color all the character models and props and effects and I don't know it's one of the lesser-known jobs in the animation field.
Ash: Nice visually pleasing.
Pat: You do make it look good.
Bret: So I just I make sure everything's like harm.
Sam: Things like harmonizing balance.
Sarah: Yep so I just I make sure everything's like harmonized and balance them all that good stuff.
Pat: You make it look like a cartoon that's enjoyable to the.
Ash: You're like the cartoon interior designer.
Sam: Yeah.
Sam: The layout looks good you're good at.
Bret: Yeah and I seen some of that the layout to that looks good you're good at it's good to be good.
Sarah: Essentially a little bit yeah I seen some of that I'm excited about.
Bret: I think hopefully it'll come out this year and then we'll get to watch it.
Sam: I hope so.
Sarah: I don't know I hope so.
Ash: What if what if I have never seen Hanna-Barbera do I need to.
Pat: It's Yogi you never seen its like Yogi Bear.
Ash: Oh okay I never knew what people were talking about when they said Hanna-Barbera.
Bret: Oh yeah so he was like.
Sarah: Was like in the 1960s a big.
Bret: Is a big.
Sam: Oh yeah so Hanna-Barbera was like in the 1960s a big.
Ash: But like the studio oh okay I was told it was the show and I was like I don't know this show that everyone's been talking about.
Bret: So there was like this.
Bret: And then there was Chuck Joe.
Sarah: So there was like Disney animated movies and then there was Chuck Jones who is doing Looney.
Bret: Hanna-Barbera Hulu.
Sarah: And then there was Hanna-Barbera who was doing.
Ash: Pacha okay.
Sarah: I said Flintstone Scooby-Doo Yogi Bear.
Sam: No no so so there was like Disney who is animating movies and then there was Chuck Jones who is doing Looney Tunes and then there was Hanna-Barbera who was doing like my Papa said Yogi Bear yep yep.
Ash: Great.
Pat: I think they did The Smurfs.
Pat: Tom and Jerry.
Ash: Is that the one with the panther the talks like this.
Bret: Yes yes.
Ash: Yeah.
Pat: Snagglepuss.
Sam: Oh yes Snagglepuss yes.
Bret: Chocolate is awesome.
Sarah: Oh yeah Snagglepuss yeah yeah he's in he will be in Jellystone featured heavily.
Pat: Wacky wacky races.
Ash: Right I remember those yes.
Pat: For all those characters are in like their own like their cars that are very indicative of their personalities.
Ash: Was that ever a video game cuz it should have been.
Bret: Anyway so that's that Sarah very excited that she's on the show today because we're definitely not watching anything to do with animation.
Sarah: Watching anything to do with animation not at all.
Ash: I'm so excited.
Sam: I don't think this is Alexis re-watch.
Sam: The first.
Bret: In fact I believe a somewhat antithetical to the title of our show I don't think this is a let's re-watch for any of the host.
Sam: I don't know that it has.
Sarah: I believe someone antithetical to the title of our show I don't think this is a let's re-watch for any of the hose I can't believe this.
Bret: I don't know that it has.
Ash: Has this ever happened before that none of us except for the guess.
Pat: Let's watch Welcome to our new show that's what.
Ash: Let's just watch it.
Sam: And the surprising thing about this is not that this is I think maybe this happened we watch The Last Boy Scout.
Sarah: And the crazy thing about this is not that this is I think maybe this happened the last Boy Scout.
Sarah: Way back when.
Bret: And the surprising thing about this is not that this is I think maybe this happened when we watch The Last Boy Scout with Mike plinski Wayback win but.
Sam: The Last Boy Scout this one is a massive worldwide franchise that none of us.
Sam: Yeah.
Sarah: I was the last Boy Scout this one is a massive worldwide franchise that none of us have seen any part of.
Bret: That was the last Boy Scout this one is a massive worldwide franchise that none of us have seen any part of and that is Twilight.
Ash: I'm so excited.
Sarah: I'm excited for all four of you I can't even believe that none of you seen this the so wild to me.
Pat: I feel like I'm super aware that of course like I could probably tell you a lot about it but you have never actually watched it.
Sam: Because that's what we have to have that before.
Bret: Well this is this is funny because that's what we have to have that before we do the the first part of the show wrap up cuz we made Sam guess Sam and Ash guess what Air Force One was going to be about now you me and Pat get to guess what my lights about.
Bret: I'm borderline.
Bret: I've never technically sat down to watch Twilight.
Sarah: This is this is fine because that's what we have to have that before we do the the first part of the show wrap up cuz we made Sam gas same and ask guess what Air Force One was going to be about now you me and Pat get together with my lights about.
Bret: Have to scrub through the entirety.
Bret: Fast forward to pull every clip of.
Bret: She was going to be in the up.
Ash: What's Anna Kendrick is in this I'm sorry what excuse me.
Sam: What are going to be about now about yep I'm I'm probably I'm borderline on the rewatch because while I have never technically sat down to watch Twilight when I worked at DreamWorks I did have to scrub through the entirety of the series on fast forward to pull every clip of Anna Kendrick because she was going to be in the upcoming yes yes.
Bret: I have a very a very short list of names.
Sam: That's what I said when they were like to hear you have to watch Twilight on a god-like for Anna Kendrick nose like I'll do it for Anna.
Sarah: When I worked at DreamWorks I did have to scrub through the entirety of the series on fast forward to pull every clip of Anna Kendrick because she was going to be at the upcoming.
Bret: Yeah we will start here we've got Anna Kendrick you know.
Ash: I might know the least amount about this movie out of everybody I'm just going to put that out there I know that there's a vampire and maybe a werewolf.
Ash: Okay.
Bret: Vampire and a werewolf.
Sarah: Vampire and a.
Pat: I know there's more there's like a fuckload of both of those things.
Sam: A vampire and a werewolf oh you're in for treats.
Ash: I doubt that's all I and I know that she falls in love with.
Ash: One if not maybe both of them? That's all I know.
Sam: Honestly I think there's that's all there is to the series about.
Bret: I think there's that's all there is to the series yeah I think this is just a movie about like very just intense horniness.
Sarah: Honestly I think there's that solder is to the series or movie about like Barry it just intense horniness.
Sam: Teen horn.
Ash: Yeah I've always heard it referred to as the what's the name of that religion of the writer.
Bret: Norman.
Sarah: Mormonism.
Ash: There is Salt Lake City yes I've always heard it referred to as Mormon poured.
Pat: Warm morning.
Ash: Mormon yes.
Bret: Sexy but not at all inappropriate it's the hint of sex.
Ash: What's the suggestion of sex.
Pat: Is this is this is is edging the movie.
Sarah: Yeah I can I can confirm that sexy but not at all inappropriate its second of sexy it's where your brain cells in the sexy but it's not.
Sam: So it's like sexy but not at all inappropriate it's the hint of sexy it's where your brain fills in the sexy but it's not actually there.
Bret: Wake up in the sexy I can't believe it's not sexy.
Sarah: I have something that I am not going to ask.
Sam: I have questions that I am not going to ask right now.
Ash: I'm sorry Brett we interrupted you for doing nothing.
Pat: You interested.
Sam: We jumped into the name so I was just going to do the names Robert Pattinson.
Sarah: We jumped into the names I was just going to do the names Robert Pattinson.
Sam: Choking and then realize that it wasn't because I thought everywhere.
Sarah: Just joking and then realized that it wasn't snowing very original job cuz I thought everywhere.
Bret: We jumped into the names so I was just going to do the names Robert Pattinson who I was joking and then realized that it wasn't a very original joke cuz I thought everywhere on the internet. I was so clever for a couple minutes so I'd like Robert Pattinson he's a vampire bat the Batman.
Bret: Yeah it looks actually pretty good.
Ash: No no.
Ash: Okay.
Pat: Don't remember everyone is sitting on Heath Ledger as Joker before we talked about that.
Bret: I think it'll be good.
Ash: If he bulk up though because he's.
Sarah: No no no no.
Pat: Know if you seen him lately in something you've done lately he.
Ash: Okay no I have it.
Pat: Yeah he's filled out a little.
Sarah: Going to be that he's going to be like Batman Beyond.
Bret: He's going to be that he's going to be like Batman Beyond just like thin and punch.
Sarah: Finn and punchy.
Pat: Aflac who got all like.
Ash: Oh I did see him recently when I watched that.
Ash: Marvel movie that you love tennis.
Pat: We're going to talk about yet.
Sarah: Well dang okay well now.
Bret: -30 - one of those names at least this is too far down the list I can't be anyone else famous on this list well dang the other okay well know we are going to Kendrick.
Sarah: I know honestly that's enough.
Sam: Well dang so we got Anna Kendrick I know honestly that's enough.
Ash: Yes my Michael Welsh is in it.
Pat: I don't know that is I am super cute.
Ash: Okay I don't actually either he just sounded like a famous person.
Pat: Why could be a generic white guy named ass wow cheese.
Ash: Of course.
Bret: Honestly is that that's really all it takes it Hollywood right like.
Sarah: Honestly is that that's really all it takes in Hollywood right like.
Bret: Wake ID.
Sam: Honestly is that that's really all it takes in Hollywood right like generic white guy name.
Ash: Hey that's not a reflection on me that's a reflection on the system pad okay.
Sarah: Exactly.
Sam: Exactly.
Bret: Exactly you know who else is in this.
Pat: So we're saying is I am set it's only a matter of time with my generic s Patrick Edwards is.
Ash: Absolutely it's going to happen.
Pat: F*** yeah.
Ash: Just you wait.
Sarah: You could be the the next like action star no prob.
Sam: Like you could be the the next like action star no problems.
Bret: You know who else is in this movie Stephenie Meyer.
Sam: What's the author is she what.
Sarah: He sure is yeah what.
Bret: Author what.
Pat: The writer is it.
Sarah: She sure is.
Pat: I mean I would totally do that.
Ash: I was like a one liner for one second or something yeah.
Sam: Absolutely absolutely okay.
Bret: Absolutely absolutely that but.
Sarah: Absolutely absolutely.
Pat: I would I would totally if I wrote a series I got it that's it I totally want to Stanley that s***.
Sarah: Oh my God.
Sam: Oh my God.
Ash: Is she in everyone though cuz that would be great and everyone like this is just.
Pat: But she's a different character in each of them.
Ash: I like the idea of this just like happening around her and be her being like a clueless like person who lives in the town that just happens to cross paths but has no idea what's happening.
Sam: I think she is kind of.
Sarah: I think she is kind of.
Bret: I think she is kind of a coolest person in the town.
Pat: Which is the only one who's like I'm telling you there are vampires and everything.
Ash: Looks like when you're crazy.
Pat: Like the last one she's like Okay Siri she like comes out of a therapy appointment there was like there's no vampires like okay you're right it's all in my head she walks out and immediately cease like vampire should happening and it looks around like in this nobody else is they all come on.
Ash: Yes yes.
Ash: We just rode a sketch.
Sarah: Keep an eye out for a cameo as person ordering vet.
Bret: But keep an eye out for her Cameo as person ordering vegetarian sandwich at the diner.
Sam: Wow.
Sam: Right.
Sarah: Right.
Ash: I don't know what she looks like so I guess but it means a vegetarian sandwich.
Ash: Seems like a pretty good identifier I guess.
Bret: Scott got that veggie luck.
Bret: So that she'd have to be.
Sam: She conveniently gave herself a speaking role right so that she'd have to be part of sag.
Sarah: He conveniently gave herself a speaking role right so that she'd have to be part of sag who else Catherine hardwicke.
Sarah: 13 probably.
Bret: Yeah right who else Catherine hardwicke director of this movie you would know her from 13 probably I think that's the most famous one or Lords of Dogtown.
Sarah: 13 is the name of the movie also learned the dog.
Sam: 13th.
Ash: I'm sorry is that the full sentence 13 probably okay.
Sam: Miss Bala was the recent one that I quite admire.
Sarah: Miss Bala was the recent one that I widened.
Bret: 13 is the name of the movie also Lords of Dogtown Miss Paula was the recent one that I saw or I didn't watch it but I thought that came out with her name on it.
Ash: Have not seen any of these.
Sam: Fax let's be back after budget.
Bret: That's it I got facts I got let's do fax after budget budget.
Sarah: Equifax.
Pat: Yeah.
Pat: Cash register noise.
Bret: Jesus doing it now.
Sam: UFC last doing app.
Sarah: Gypsy last doing now.
Sam: I got an expanded.
Sarah: I got an expander.
Bret: I got an expanded budget game for this because the number one let's start with this particular film I got I got.
Sarah: Number one let's start with this particular film I got I got.
Sam: Number 1 let's start with this is this particular film.
Ash: Oh no she also did the Red Riding Hood film sorry I was just looking at her IMDb.
Sarah: Wasn't that awesome.
Bret: Wasn't that awesome.
Sam: Wasn't that also Kristen Stewart.
Ash: Haha yeah that's what I was saying.
Bret: Guess there's I know these vampires are supposed to Sparkle.
Bret: What should indicate some CDL.
Sarah: I'm going to guess there's some site I know these vampires are supposed to Sparkle which would indicate some.
Ash: Oh my God.
Bret: How many guess it had.
Sam: Let's see I'm going to guess there's some I know these vampires are supposed to Sparkle which would indicate some some indicate some CG element so I'm going to guess it had a 60 million dollar budget.
Sarah: I would guess it had a $60 budget.
Sam: MCG.
Bret: I think some CG might be underselling what happens in the cell.
Sam: Oh no.
Sarah: It's.
Ash: When was this made again was the year.
Sam: Okay you didn't tell us that fret.
Sarah: Until 2008.
Pat: Early aughts.
Ash: 2008.
Pat: Older than that.
Bret: Sarah know Sarah knows way more facts about this movie than I was able to Google.
Sam: 2008.
Sarah: 2008 I know I was a big Twilight fan man.
Pat: Yeah I mean I want to hear from Sarah what we'll do the budget game but I want to hear from Sarah after that about like your history or serious history with it and why this is was brought to the this this Treasure Trove.
Sarah: Exquisite gem.
Ash: This is off the rails.
Bret: There it was a hippo.
Sam: But it was a hippo.
Sarah: Care Bear but it was a hit.
Pat: We will get there even overshadows the first they didn't know it was going to be super stressful I'm going to say 40 40.
Bret: Okay 44 Pat.
Sam: I-40.
Sarah: 44.
Ash: Yeah it was a really popular book though what did you say again Sam.
Sam: I said 60.
Pat: 40 million to 60.
Bret: Throwing down.
Bret: 80 mil.
Sarah: He's pretty lean.
Sam: He's pretty lean.
Ash: I'm going to go I'm going to go higher I think 80 is 40 is pretty low budget.
Ash: Yeah and however I do agree that my memory of watching the trailer of this back when it came out I don't believe there's much like.
Ash: Special effects either like I think Brett is correct in that assessment.
Ash: So I do think there's like a car.
Sam: Oh he was saying there was excessive.
Pat: Is a ton.
Sam: Reticular CT that's going to make you go.
Ash: I think there's a lot.
Bret: So he was saying there was excessive I think that there's there's a particular CG that's going to make you go.
Bret: I think it was in the trailer.
Sarah: Reticular CT that's going to make you go in the trailer.
Sarah: 40 60 80.
Bret: 40 60 80.
Ash: Great yay but yeah I think it was like a wildly popular book so I'm going to go with 80 however there's not like like was Kristen Stewart she wasn't really like a big star at the time like none of them or right so I don't know.
Sam: Christmas.
Sarah: Christmas.
Ash: I could be too high but anyway I'm sticking with it.
Sam: Avicii was.
Ash: But she wasn't like a huge welt like.
Sam: Truth and a house name.
Sarah: House name.
Bret: I think this was several movies in the in the Chris's so it's clear actually I think there's like four other known no true.
Ash: Yeah I'm going to see the girls and work it just say.
Sarah: How much for the budget but I'm going to go with 70 million cuz I have no like good frame of reference for it.
Sam: That is probably going to be at right there smack-dab in the middle of us oh no 126 High.
Bret: Okay going to be at right there it's actually 120 no power.
Bret: Yeah 37 bud.
Sarah: 37 by.
Sam: 37b holyshit.
Bret: This is on.
Sam: Call Wright-Patt.
Ash: Oh my God yeah cuz I feel like there's not a lot to it if you think about it it's all practical locations.
Bret: Yeah I thought 60.
Sarah: I don't know I thought 60 was being pretty cancer.
Sam: I don't know I thought 60 was being pretty considered.
Sarah: But what do I know.
Sam: What do I know.
Ash: I I mean I did too I thought it would be a little bit higher than 40 for sure.
Pat: This is also before all of these names that are household names or household names to.
Ash: It's true yeah.
Bret: This movie made.
Bret: Half of the cast famous so he goes a lot farther in live-action than it does.
Sarah: There's a lot farther in live-action than it doesn't.
Sam: The cast that I forget that money goes a lot farther in live-action than it does in animation.
Sam: Too because it doesn't take.
Bret: It doesn't take.
Bret: A team of 10 people to make your character.
Ash: It's a lot of outside shooting to.
Sarah: It doesn't take a team of 10 people to make your characters move.
Bret: So-so Ki worldwide total for this movie.
Sam: A team of 10 people to make your characters move so I guess it made a cool 660 million.
Ash: Holyshit.
Pat: 600.
Bret: 660 none of this is this is for Jeff is one.
Sam: This movie.
Sarah: This is for all five of them just for this.
Pat: No.
Ash: Just this one 660 million.
Pat: I'm going to say like 160.
Ash: Recheck your pregnancy brain on that man that's a lot.
Pat: So put it like.
Bret: 160 says Pat Ash.
Sarah: 160 says come up with a new number.
Sam: 160 says okay I don't want to have to come up with a new number sticking with it even if it's wrong.
Ash: Yeah I'm going to say like a hundred twenty.
Sam: It was popular guys.
Bret: Okay they're popular guys.
Bret: Well that would make you the winner because it made 407 million dollars.
Sam: Well that would make you the winner because it's made 407 million dollars.
Ash: Wow alright.
Sam: I was closer than you were I was still way five.
Bret: I was closer than you were I was still way five.
Sarah: It was popular I'm going to go with like the 300 millions that would make you the winner because it made 407 million-dollar that's a lot people do be loved and then vampires.
Sarah: So knowing that that knowing that what he say.
Sarah: Public box office.
Bret: So knowing that that knowing that what what do you think the series is worth in our public box office evaluation.
Sam: It's five movies.
Pat: 5movies.
Ash: I think like a billion maybe 1. 5 is what I would say.
Sam: 1. 2 bill.
Sarah: 1. 2 bill.
Bret: OnPoint 21. 5.
Pat: I'm saying even to.
Sarah: Two bees.
Sam: Onpoint.
Sam: Sofrito frittata for total box office.
Sam: Ask away under bed on this one holy s***.
Sam: Holy crap.
Ash: Wow.
Bret: Sofrito for total for total box office you guys way under bid on this one this is a 3. 3 bill at the series.
Pat: Win by default.
Sam: Wild.
Sarah: I feel like that's right 1. 9 billion I'm sorry box office you guys the way under bid on this one by Billy three bill.
Bret: Wild wild.
Bret: So that means collectively as the series went on.
Bret: Made over my guests for the fur.
Bret: Vampires make a lot of money.
Bret: More than half a mil per.
Sarah: So that means a collectively as the series went on made over my guess for the first one her movie that's more than half.
Sam: So that means collectively as the series went on they made over my guest for the first one per movie yeah cuz that's more than that's more than half a mil per movie if you broke that down.
Sarah: God damn.
Sam: Cheese.
Sam: But you can't complete.
Bret: Yeah so budget game complete.
Sam: Yeah that's true to change.
Sarah: But you can complete our paths stayed in it for so long man she's like I ain't leaving this it's the worst but I'll do it.
Pat: I love what he's doing though it's like that one just like weird s*** I do whatever I want I'm going to the f****** light house and attended I'm going to just Cosmopolitan all that weird s*** Batman so that's what he's up to like that are completely like fact-checked like yet.
Sarah: Yes hello.
Pat: Why was this the movie.
Pat: You brought to the table.
Bret: Yeah it was like.
Sam: Yeah it was like Harry Potter.
Bret: Here are these vampires not like.
Sam: Sounds like you're these vampires not like okay and then I was like oh my gosh.
Bret: Going away to college I have like Twilight party and like.
Sam: Deeply in the books like I was going away to college I have like Twilight party and like everybody was different characters.
Sam: Real nerdy real real scary stuff and then the movie came out and I was really excite.
Bret: Real nerdy real real in the movie came out and I was really excited.
Sam: To dunk on this move.
Bret: Dunk on this movie in the movie theater because it was soaked.
Bret: He was like Auntie Twilight and was like this is the worst.
Bret: I hate it and I feel like a comfy.
Sam: Like I was like antique white line was like this is the worst and everyone hates it so I hate it I feel like I've come full circle or am I.
Sarah: Because I love it but I hate it but I love it I am like I was a very very huge Twilight fan in my younger years was not long ago but yeah it was like post Harry Potter and I was very like oh my gosh what am I going to do with my life after there's none of this book anymore and someone was like here these vampires and I was like okay and then I was like oh my gosh I love this so much it's so great so it's like deeply in the books like when I was going away to college I had like a Twilight party and like everybody was different characters I was Alice of course just real nerdy real real nerd nerd stuff and then the movie came out and I was really excited and I sat down in the theater and proceeded to dunk on this movie in the movie theater because it was so terrible and I kind of was like Auntie Twilight and was like this is the worst and everyone hates it so I hate it it and I feel like I've come full circle or I'm like.
Bret: Neymar was just.
Sam: I was just a person read a book. Popular.
Sarah: Stephenie Meyer was just a person she made a book about popular in life.
Bret: It sucks movies aren't that great but they're not terrible either.
Sam: It sucks movies aren't that great so they're not terrible either and there's like no real reason.
Bret: So much fun.
Sam: This so much.
Sarah: It sucks the movies aren't that great but they're not that terrible either and there's like no real reason behaving like this so much like I don't know.
Sam: Talking about it.
Sarah: We were talking about before.
Bret: We were talking about it before.
Ash: Is are the books better than.
Ash: Okay.
Bret: Oh heck no garbage movies are garbage.
Sam: Oh heck no garbage movies are garbage but like.
Sarah: Oh heck no no books are garbage books are garbage movies are garbage but like I don't know if it has like a little special place in my heart these little dumb sparkling vampires.
Pat: Yeah but is it entertaining garbage.
Sam: Oh yeah.
Bret: Oh yeah.
Sarah: Oh yeah highly entertaining like.
Pat: There's always a place for that.
Sam: That's what we were talking about.
Sarah: Talking about before.
Sarah: It's not just bad it's entertaining but yeah.
Bret: Yeah that's that's what we were talking about before she came on the show before we announced that the movie Choice was like it's not it's not just bad it's entertainingly bad which makes it potentially good.
Sam: Appendix.
Sarah: Excited to check it out.
Bret: A very excited to check it out.
Ash: That was like Breton my favorite high school movie Choice was a bad movie we could watch.
Bret: Totally and we had a great time with that.
Bret: Really bad.
Ash: It was so fun.
Sam: Always watching really bad movies Attack of the Killer Tomatoes The Cube.
Sarah: Washing really bad movie The Cube.
Bret: Only there's only one movie that was.
Pat: I love to text Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
Bret: Yeah I've never see that.
Sam: I've never see that.
Sarah: I've never see that I haven't either.
Ash: I don't know if I saw that one but I definitely saw a flesh eating mothers which was fantastic.
Sam: The one that we watched.
Sam: Not before.
Sam: We thought was going to be good and was really bad.
Sarah: The one that we watched that was memorably bad and not like not not the one we parked on before was going to be good and was really bad.
Sarah: Singing zombie.
Bret: The one that we watched that was memorably bad and not like not not the one we parked on before polish or is that the one that we thought was going to be good and it was really bad was dead and breakfast the one with the singing zombies.
Ash: Oh yes that was the one where we were drinking in my living room and hiding the bottle anytime my parents came in.
Bret: And it was so bad like it wasn't even.
Bret: You can even make fun of it.
Sam: And it was so bad like it was conveniently left out to high school sam.
Ash: Sorry.
Ash: Festive glisan even the drinking didn't make the movie better.
Bret: Avoid avoid avoid avoid.
Pat: Wrong side of the track kids.
Ash: I think it was rum.
Ash: Oh my God.
Bret: It's a miracle that Brett and I ended up together cuz I was such a goody-goody in high school and zerofucks about doing the right thing.
Sarah: Kind of a miracle that I ended up together cuz I'm such a goody-goody and high school and he gave zero f**** about doing the right thing.
Sam: It's kind of a miracle that bread and I ended up together because I was such a goody-goody in high school and he gave zero f**** about doing the right thing.
Ash: You were weirdly a goody-goody but yet also a metal kid which was so confusing.
Bret: Play metal music with.
Sam: You can enjoy metal music without being a freaking deviant.
Ash: Sure but like.
Sarah: You can enjoy metal music without being a freaking deviance this is true.
Sam: I was like a ray.
Bret: I would like a rap.
Sarah: I would like a rap.
Ash: I'm just saying maybe you were black and white bear.
Bret: I was like a rebel in the way of like.
Sarah: I was like a rebel in the way of like I'm going to do what's right like I don't care.
Sam: I was like a rebel in the way of like I'm going to do it's right like I don't care about.
Ash: That's no that's not the definition of the word.
Sam: True but.
Pat: Locate Sam don't let them judge.
Sarah: But I totally did was judge.
Sam: That's all they did was judge me.
Bret: But it is under capitalism has Judge Me.
Sarah: Ever.
Sam: Ever.
Bret: Ever.
Ash: Cat we've been judging her for like I don't even know how long at this point it's too late.
Sarah: Let me speed through the fan.
Bret: All right let me speed through the fax.
Pat: So let's talk about this movie.
Pat: Do it.
Sam: IMDb had many questionable not good facts.
Sarah: IMDb had many questionable not good facts.
Bret: Because IMDb had many questionable not good facts and I found a couple that were sort of entertaining.
Sam: And one really good one.
Sam: This was originally supposed to be called.
Bret: And one really good one that I'm have to say frappe for the second half was originally the book and the movie well I guess the book I was originally supposed to be called Forks.
Sam: Excuse me what.
Sam: Oh my gosh none of you are so different the books and.
Ash: No.
Ash: What does that have to do with.
Pat: Okay is there any.
Bret: This is new this is new content for think it's the name of the town.
Sam: Correct what Forks why.
Sarah: And one really good one that I'm at the Safecracker the second half was originally supposed to be called Forks oh my gosh none of the books and you've never seen the movies this is incredible this is an excellent fact because for me I'm like oh and yeah yeah.
Bret: Like this is supposed to be like.
Sarah: Yes indeed.
Ash: What a terrible day of joy.
Ash: Oh my God.
Pat: I would watch that.
Sam: Fire version of Letterkenny or something oh my God I would watch the s*** out of that show.
Bret: The vampire version of Letterkenny or something I can watch this I mean I'm pretty sure that's just the the what we do in the shadows but.
Pat: Yeah.
Ash: Yeah I was going to say.
Bret: I mean it's gray I would watch another.
Sarah: Oh my God I just watched the s*** out of that show Sports problems Letterkenny.
Sam: I mean it's great I would watch it another version of what we do in the shadows.
Sarah: Nothing wrong with that.
Bret: What else is in here.
Sam: I would like another TV show.
Bret: I would like another TV show.
Sarah: I would like another TV show.
Ash: You can you can go watch the movie and then watch the TV show which are the same thing with different actors.
Bret: TV show is so good.
Bret: Property were watching today.
Ash: It's great they're both great.
Sam: It's a TV show is so good I know it's not the vampire property we're watching today but.
Ash: Oh no.
Ash: It's like moving around.
Sarah: TV show so good I know it's not the vampire property we're watching today but it's a fantastic vampire property that you will not have to keep a lookout though it's not going to be hard I can promise all of you this.
Sam: Excuse me the entire to be hard to see if things to try and hide the fact that it's a wig straight up like glued on token to pay status.
Bret: Halifax keep a lookout for a Taylor Lautner's wig that he wears before the entire movie because I think it's just going to be like yeah right on top cake topper.
Ash: Oh no.
Sarah: It was a huge fan of the books and round the song.
Ash: Course she was of course.
Sarah: Track. Track.
Sam: Tracks that tracks.
Bret: Paramore lead singer was a huge fan of the books and wrote a song just for this movie other roles.
Sam: Other roles.
Sarah: Other roles.
Ash: Hero surprise.
Sarah: That were in the running.
Sarah: Sara Paxton Michelle track.
Bret: Other other actresses that were in the running to play ballet include Sara Paxton Michelle Trachtenberg and Jennifer Lawrence.
Sarah: Lawrence.
Sam: What.
Ash: Oh wow.
Bret: Could have been.
Pat: Jennifer Lawrence's like whatever I'll go get my own ya adult novel adaptation series you'll see.
Sam: That's funny.
Ash: I wonder like which one would you argue is more successful.
Bret: Financially.
Pat: Argue can probably just looking.
Sam: Financially definitely this one but.
Sarah: Financially definitely this one but.
Sarah: Oh yeah for sure.
Sam: Oh yeah for sure.
Pat: How much money did the.
Ash: I mean three billion that's a lot of money.
Bret: I hang outside of the lot of money.
Sam: Is Hunger Games made.
Sarah: Subway The Hunger Games.
Bret: Hunger Games might have made like a bill maybe a bill and a half at that by the end of the day.
Sarah: Hunger Games adaptations weren't that good.
Pat: Because they broke up the third one in the two part in the two movies.
Ash: Oh that's right they did.
Pat: I got I got each individual one here.
Bret: You can tell us that let us know.
Pat: I'm doing some math.
Sam: There's also Robert Pattinson original.
Sarah: All right there's also Robert Pattinson original.
Ash: One plus one equals two.
Bret: Map me and Matt song all right there's also Robert Pattinson original music in this movie.
Ash: Oh no.
Sarah: Sex in eugene.
Sam: Excuse me what.
Bret: One of the other.
Sam: Easily excited.
Bret: Easily excited for.
Ash: Or yeah I'm not sure wait for you what is it.
Sam: People in the movie.
Sarah: I'm so unreasonably excited for you guys.
Bret: Why the other people in the movie one of the actresses Nikki Reed.
Sarah: Recorded him.
Sarah: Play music from your laptop and show.
Sarah: Honestly it's so smart because.
Bret: Secretly recorded him singing or playing music from her laptop and showed it to the the the producers and they were like yes we must include Robert Pattinson songs from the movie.
Sarah: What is that machine called.
Bret: What is that missing puzzle.
Sarah: Music or something.
Sam: Honestly it's so smart because because teen heartthrob what is that missing puzzle piece they can sing music or play music or something like yeah.
Ash: But like how f***** up like recording someone secretly hey not cool just a little bit in that not cool.
Bret: Always get sad before recording people like that should not be.
Sam: Yes you should you should always get consent before recording people like this should not be a thing that we need to discuss but it is sadly.
Sarah: You should you should always get consent before recording people like that should not be anything that we need to discuss but and sadly.
Sam: Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's ethically right.
Sam: Perhaps it was not.
Sarah: Alternate considerations for rolls.
Bret: I might have been in one of those that non-consent states for recording conversations last last fact we were talking about alternate considerations for role Robert Pattinson was not the first choice to play Edward the First Choice actually Henry Cavill.
Sarah: Oh my God.
Sam: Oh my God.
Sam: What The Witcher.
Pat: Superman Witcher.
Bret: Superman The Witcher.
Bret: I know what that man looks like with gold eyes.
Sam: Listen I know what that man looks like with gold eyes and I.
Sam: I think yeah yeah.
Sarah: Okay so the Witcher Witcher listen I know what that man looks like with gold eyes and I think it would have been okay I can get behind that.
Pat: I'm trying to picture what you would look like at this time 12 years ago before he is like all like manly man.
Sam: How much older is Henry Cavill.
Sam: Yeah.
Sarah: How older is Henry Cavill and by the time they start.
Sam: Your 25 now yeah.
Sarah: Microfilming your 25 now.
Pat: U37.
Bret: Also so it was in production for a while I guess and by the time they started actually filming they're like oh you're 25 now Henry Cavill and you don't look like you're a seventeen-year-old so you can't do it otherwise that's that might be what we got.
Sarah: Yeah yeah that's what I was thinking is that might be okay.
Ash: Listen I'm okay with that well yeah I guess.
Ash: Yeah sorry I didn't realize she was that young.
Sam: Yeah yeah yeah that's what I was going to say okay yeah cuz that would just be icky I be okay with Henry Cavill to but Henry Cavill and a seventeen-year-old Kristen Stewart.
Bret: Bok with Henry Cavill to but Henry Cavill seventeen-year-old Kristen Stewart let it be known as the ladies are okay with 10 recap.
Sarah: Be okay with Henry Cavill to but Henry Cavill and a seventeen-year-old Kristen Stewart.
Pat: I mean I'm kind of okay with Henry Cavill.
Ash: Well listen specifically him anytime any day any place alright.
Sam: Do it's got to be grungy Henry Cavill yes yeah.
Bret: Exactly.
Sarah: It's got to be crunchy exactly he's got to be The Witcher or else I don't care about him recap a little.
Ash: Y'all look at him he looks great no matter what Google it.
Bret: I'm not saying he doesn't look great but I've seen there's something.
Sarah: I'm not saying he doesn't look great but I'm saying there's something just it's like.
Bret: Straw ice cream all ice cream is good but Henry Cavill as The Witcher is like cops.
Sam: I'm not saying he doesn't look great but I'm saying there's something just it's like it's like that Top Choice like Salt & Straw ice cream you know like yes all ice cream is good but Henry Cavill as The Witcher is like top f****** tier good like you don't want to go back to anything else.
Bret: Heart rate.
Bret: About you but him was that long.
Ash: Yeah that's true that's true.
Sam: Superman up like I don't really yeah.
Bret: Oh I never thought I'd like tight pants.
Sarah: It's like that Top Choice like Salt & Straw ice cream yes all ice cream is good but Henry Cavill as The Witcher is like top f****** cheer good like you don't want to go back to anything else to 10.
Sam: The high pants never thought I'd like tight pants on a dude but.
Ash: I really like the tight pants.
Pat: In the Mission Impossible movie.
Sam: Sorry Brett guess what I saw I think today was never goes away of him loading his arms before fighting in Mission Impossible.
Sam: I bought it yeah.
Sarah: Sorry Brett never goes away love him reloading his arms before fighting it.
Bret: That's fine. You know what's funny is my my touchpoint for Henry Cavill is that gift I saw I think today because it never goes away of him reloading his arms before fighting in Mission Impossible a pocket appears on his shirt like when he flexes like he took a willed a pocket into existence by flexing really hard but.
Sam: This makes that one fact.
Bret: Robert Pattinson out for 5 hours.
Sam: Delirious that says that Robert Pattinson worked out for 5 hours a day.
Bret: You guys will see you tonight but there's no way but.
Sam: I mean.
Sam: Beautiful.
Sam: Yeah he would have.
Sarah: This makes that one fact on IMDb even more hilarious that says that Robert Pattinson worked out for 5 hours a day for this role he did not there's no way like you guys will see it in the movie there's no way but if Henry Cavill it done it you would have been just like ripped and beautiful vampire man.
Bret: What is what is working out 5 hours today was like you know like like a slim down like cardio.
Bret: I don't know you'll see.
Sam: It all depends on where you start.
Sarah: You know maybe that I don't know you'll see you'll see.
Sarah: But I was just doing a really embarrassed easily.
Sam: But I was just doing a really embarrassing week.
Bret: That's not going to play on podcast but I was just doing a really embarrassing like wiggle dance.
Ash: What are you doing what are you doing with your hands you're being like the wacky inflatable tube arm to man.
Ash: Yeah what you just did.
Pat: I really need a gif of what Brett just did there.
Sarah: It's not what you think working out is.
Sam: Is that what you think working out is.
Bret: 14 hours.
Ash: Don't you think Sam. And I are just killing flail or arms around for like an hour.
Sam: I was trying to imagine what working out to like both down and lose.
Ash: It's yoga.
Bret: I was trying to imagine what working out to like bulk down and lose weight would look like and it's stepped in my head it's just wiggling like Fierce full-body wiggling.
Bret: How much is the bust your ass.
Bret: Cuz I got done working out.
Bret: What comes down and he grabs my biggest weight.
Bret: Caillou doesn't lift weights regularly cross my heaviest weight 55 lb.
Bret: Bicep curls it I was like that's my leg day wait that's for deadlifting.
Ash: Yeah.
Bret: It's so unfair yeah I don't do s***.
Sam: It's just cardio yeah full-body unfair about the feminine physique is like how much have to bust your ass to build muscle because I got done working out this morning and Brett comes down and he grabs my biggest weight this guy's doesn't lift weights regularly grass my heaviest weight 55 pounds and it's just like bicep curls and I was like that's my leg day wait that's for deadlifting and he said okay that's so unfair.
Sarah: I was trying to imagine what working out to like both down and lose weight would look like and it's just in my head with full body wiggling and he grabs my biggest weight this guy doesn't lift weights regularly heaviest weight 55 lb deadlift.
Ash: I work out and Bryce has no muscles and I still can't open jars sometimes and I'm like seriously.
Ash: So sad.
Sam: It's so unfair.
Bret: Play some jars are just impossible to open to be fair like.
Ash: I just have really weak fingers just so weak.
Ash: Alright alright alright yes.
Sarah: 0.
Pat: Oh I feel like we probably have some listeners who are like screaming because we did not come back to you I have the number Hunger Games vs Twilight allow me to provide you your sweet release listener I'm so sorry we hate we were at.
Ash: Listen Dave listen to this show they know what to expect.
Pat: For the second time I apologize for the edging so.
Sam: Christ.
Sarah: Christ.
Bret: Christ Pat.
Pat: Twilight did Ego but you be surprised the 400 movies did 2. 97 billion.
Bret: Holyshit.
Sam: Holyshit.
Sarah: Looks really impressive.
Ash: So close if they had just done one more movie yeah.
Pat: Put on a movie Janna per movie basis.
Sam: Unexpected.
Sarah: Unexpected.
Bret: Said that is unexpected.
Bret: Yeah I feel like Hunger Games are probably a lot higher.
Pat: Oh yeah.
Ash: But the other question though if you really want to like no doubt about it is technically which one made more money if you minus the budget so I bet you hunger day instead of much more higher budget because they had actual like name actors so technically.
Bret: Stanley Tucci.
Pat: Will and the and those like sets in those effects and everything they're doing with like get pretty Buckwild especially those last two movies.
Sam: Okay so that was all IMDb.
Sam: I think I just I just want you to tell everybody else to say.
Sarah: I just I just want you to tell everybody else Sarah about.
Bret: Yes okay so that was all my IMDb facts but that's only half of the facts that I heard today I think I just I just want you to tell everybody else Sarah about where this movie was filmed.
Bret: It's fun for us.
Sam: This is another special fact that I'm very excited yes.
Sam: Where is here the Cullens Mansion is there.
Sam: Also filmed at the diner scene or south of where I live in Portland.
Sam: And then just north of us.
Sam: There is.
Sam: Parking lot where I believe Edward shows up to take the law somewhere.
Sam: Bookstore.
Sam: Like dress shopping at one point.
Sarah: This is another special fact that I'm very smoothly fun if you live here specifically in Portland Oregon if you just go up into the little Hills over that way the Cullens Mansion is there they film. The here in Oregon they also filmed at the diner scene it's just south of where I live in Portland in a little town called Damascus there's that and then just north of us in st. Helen Oregon there's Bella's house there is the parking lot where I believe Edward shows up to take Bella off somewhere there's a restaurant a bookstore and then the they do like dress shopping at one point and the little like storefront is there in Saint Helens Oregon so most of the filming.
Ash: Cuz Edward needs address of course.
Bret: Most of us.
Sam: Cuz he'll eat agresta.
Sam: Ashley Forks.
Bret: Forks Washington is a very very.
Sam: Because Washington is a very very real place.
Ash: Why.
Bret: You could go there.
Pat: That's so weird to me.
Sam: You could go there.
Bret: Go there.
Sarah: Cuz he'll need address definitely most of the filming was done in Oregon and not actually Forks at all school yes Forks Washington is a very very real place and you can go there and they have lots of little Twilight March you could go there but.
Pat: When movies do that if it's like this very weird to me that's okay.
Bret: No sales tax here in Oregon.
Ash: Books like how everything.
Sam: It's cuz we have no sales tax here in Oregon.
Sarah: We have no sales tax here in Oregon.
Bret: Also I don't know if it was around.
Sarah: Also I don't know if it was a round ticket from.
Bret: Oregon.
Sarah: Section manager Oregon has some pretty serious film tax credit.
Sam: Also I don't know if it was around to take it from an Annex production manager Oregon has some pretty serious film tax credits.
Ash: Talk Dirty to Me.
Ash: Oh yeah.
Sam: So if you film in Oregon you get some Goods yeah.
Sarah: You filled in Oregon you get some good yeah.
Sam: What percent of your budget.
Sam: And you upfront cash.
Sarah: Of your budget can you upfront cash.
Bret: Yeah what is it if their tax credit is if your budget for your film is over $1000000 they'll pay for 160f your budget deal just hand you upfront cash like ears money for being here.
Sarah: Money for being here at its.
Sam: It's it's.
Ash: Okay Pat there's our budget.
Bret: Now it's such a well-known thing.
Sarah: The flight early because they have now it's such a well-known thing and it's very popular so loud.
Sam: But you have to apply early because they have now it's such a well-known thing and it's very popular so a lot of people take advantage of it but yeah.
Sarah: But yeah.
Ash: Grimm's Fairy Tales shoots there to write and organ I believe.
Sarah: Used to when they're on these two film here.
Sarah: Outdoor select absolutely.
Sarah: Like.
Bret: I feel like if it's outdoors Oregon has the best Hollywood Outdoors like the the forest took picture asked if they're not they're not like they're not stuff on the ground like you know I don't know it's just a pretty forest all the time everywhere.
Bret: Happy like it's always overcast which is that like.
Sam: 8 - this will make your cinematographer eyes very happy like it's always overcast which is that like perfect lighting you know it's neutral and you'll get harsh Shadows but it's bright so just have to avoid the rain.
Sarah: 34 - this will make your cinematographer eyes very happy like it's always overcast which is that like perfect lighting you know what's neutral and you'll get harsh Shadows this right so.
Ash: I was actually.
Ash: Before quarantine I was actually planning to shoot a short film there because it's so beautiful God damn it.
Pat: Rumba Rumba.
Bret: Been a while since we've had a Roomba and inner energy entering the chat.
Sam: Hollywood set.
Sarah: I guess a lot of time to Hollywood sign.
Sarah: Remember that whole thing where they get the set wet and.
Bret: I guess a lot of times to Hollywood sets they remember that whole thing where they you eat get the set wet and everything looks shiny Oregon has at 2.
Sarah: Oregon.
Sam: Remember that whole thing with that wet and everything looks shiny Yes except it's for re.
Sam: You don't have to pay that sweet sweet la water price.
Sarah: Sweet sweet la water price.
Bret: Talk to pay that sweet sweet la water price vs Pats excited to watch the movie I'm excited to watch the movie.
Ash: Yes.
Sarah: I'm excited for you guys are going to have to start a sock we have the gas strap up on.
Sam: You're going to have to start a soccer wrap up our.
Sam: Asesina.
Sarah: Directions but since none of us have seen our.
Bret: I got that you're going to have to start a software usually have the gas to wrap up our our predictions but since none of us cecina I want to know first what what are you predicting for your experience re-watching the film.
Sarah: My experience for me watching this film my prediction is that I'm going to certainly enjoy it it'll just be like very sick to watch all of you experienced this movie for the first time I don't know if that's prediction you want but.
Pat: Toaster I want you you know Brett and Sam pretty well I feel like I am going to base my prediction I want you to tell me what do you think how will Brett and Sam each individual respectively feel about this movie.
Ash: Good yes yes love this.
Pat: I'm going to extrapolate for me.
Bret: You tell me one joke.
Sam: Don't know how I enjoy.
Sarah: Awesome we'll see Sam I don't know you you tend to enjoy. Films how I enjoyed your flight. Films so I feel like he might.
Bret: Finding love Aspen.
Ash: Hahaha.
Sam: I don't think you're going to like it.
Bret: No you have an Exquisite time. I mean as long as I can dunk on it while we're watching it.
Bret: Absolutely camp that is part of my.
Sam: You're going to have Exquisite time dunking on it.
Sarah: You know you'll enjoy that pining love aspect of it I don't think you're going to like it very much for going to like very much I don't think you're going to like this movie you're going to have an Exquisite time dunking on it but you're not going to end up liking this message it is you absolutely can that is part of my watching experience of Twilight is being able to dunk as hard as I can on it but that just endorse it more to me I guess.
Pat: Based on that I predict I'm going to love it.
Ash: That is going to love it.
Bret: Love this movie like you loves to dunk on a shyamalan's avatar.
Sarah: You're going to love it I love this movie like he loves to dunk on Avatar movie watch that willingly willingly.
Ash: Well it was like a mistake.
Sam: I feel like Brett's going to love this movie like he loves to dunk on shyamalan's Avatar you know just like he has only ever seen it twice but he willingly chose to watch it.
Sarah: Burned into my memory.
Bret: Play only watch that willingly wants one time but it's like burned into my memory like I can recall like every single beat of the movie because it was just so horrendous disc.
Sam: Choices The Rock.
Sarah: Choices.
Bret: Every choice was the wrong choice.
Ash: I don't think Sam's going to like this movie I'm going out on a limb and I'm going to say because I know Sam's Christmas movie choices.
Sam: God dammit are you judging me based off of the f****** Christmas Prince.
Ash: No it's fine it's fine.
Sam: Good movie guys.
Bret: God dammit are you judging me stop the f****** Christmas Prince Christmas Prince I was going to say Christmas Prince 2 man.
Sarah: God damn are you judging me based off the f****** Christmas Prince.
Ash: I'm just going to say you love the Christmas friends unironically I think you might love this one too.
Ash: Yes right I'm so I'm saying.
Sarah: You like them but ironically the Christmas Prince you like that on my Raonic Lee it's I need to change my answer that because then you probably will like to f***.
Sam: I mean it's a cheesy.
Ash: I'm not judging you I'm just saying I'm like you know how Netflix or whatever is like so you watched this maybe you would also like this it's just sort of a match you know they might you might and I haven't seen the film so I just judging this fly but I think you might like it.
Ash: I think I might like it I don't know.
Pat: If I really thought ironically ironically like Emily in Paris will I like this movie.
Sam: I know you are unlikely like Emily Paris you might like this.
Sarah: No you are my rock Lee like Emily in Paris you might like this movie actually I think you're all going to like it then I changed my mind.
Bret: Charis you might like this this feels like it's some kind of like weird bastard Jeff Foxworthy bit like a family in Paris you might be a Twilight fan.
Ash: Hundred percent.
Sam: Well I'm hoping for a movie.
Sam: You have been at the time.
Sarah: I can guarantee you're all going to have a good time so that's what it would have been at the time shameful to watch.
Sam: I guess this was before.
Sarah: People like I guess this was before.
Bret: That's what I'm hoping for it because yeah it doesn't have to be good to enjoy a movie the thing that I'm interested in is it would have been at the time shameful to watch this movie because for some reason people like I guess this was before.
Sarah: And like movie Phantoms were a big deal for Our Generation everybody.
Bret: Marvel and like movie Phantoms were a big deal for Our Generation everybody was fine with Harry Potter but there wasn't a lot else at that point in time.
Sarah: At that point in time that's true.
Ash: Pirates of the Caribbean people got kind of crazy about that.
Sam: Today everyone.
Bret: But it wasn't like today everyone yeah yeah same here.
Sarah: I was crazy about cars came out at that same time as Twilight didn't it.
Ash: Oh yeah.
Sam: I'm thinking like at the time though it was you know.
Sarah: I'm thinking like at the time though it was you know.
Sam: That's cuz you love Twilight or.
Sam: On the other side that we just like.
Bret: I'm thinking like at the time though it was in Twilight fans and there is either like you're going to go watch this cuz you love Twilight or like there is this very large group of people on the other side that we just like this is Father for for making fun of the people themselves like your you suck as a person cuz you like Twilight and.
Bret: It's for sure this is a story geared towards women.
Bret: Before it's bad because being feminine is bad only how I eat ice.
Sam: The people themselves like yeah you suck as a person cuz you like Twilight feel like that was it all like an anti-woman sort of sentiment because it's very much like oh this is a story geared towards women and like being romantic therefore it's bad because being feminine is bad that's truly how I breathe.
Sarah: Twilight light service this very large group of people on the other side that we just like this is Father for for making fun of the people themselves like you suck as a person cuz you like Twilight and sort of sentiment because.
Pat: Sure I'm a hundred I'm sure.
Ash: I mean vampires also weren't cool at the time like they are now.
Bret: Why don't vampires have always been Buffy Buffy was a big deal.
Sarah: Buffy I think it's 2000.
Sam: Pictures of Buffy yeah Buffy was cool True Blood I think it's 2007.
Ash: Golden that kind of CounterPoint.
Ash: The same thing though because Buffy is a strong woman story with vampires and that was successful so.
Sam: I think it was Buffy with try.
Sarah: I think it was Buffy was trying.
Bret: I think it was Buffy was trying to be cool.
Sarah: Like is that the difference cuz I can't imagine.
Sam: Like is that the difference cuz I can't imagine this movie as try.
Sam: Glamping.
Ash: Pretty boy I think is.
Bret: Write like is that the difference cuz I can't imagine this movie as trying to be cool in that way like pretty is the word that comes to mind when I like people standing around like glamping you know.
Sam: Like it was they were made.
Ash: Where do they clamp.
Sam: The trailer that I saw was like pretty boys standing in the woods and a girl.
Sarah: Pretty is the word that comes to mind when I like people standing around like glamping.
Bret: The trailer that I saw was like pretty boys standing in the woods and a girl going who do I choose like.
Bret: So we're talking about how people.
Sam: Alright so we're talk about how people unfairly judged The Phantom of this movie because it was mostly women and then that's your assessment of it.
Sarah: Alright so we're talking about how people unfairly judge The Phantom of this movie because it was mostly women and then that's your assessment of it.
Ash: I know I mean he is right I remember this.
Bret: That's what I recall the trailer being there is like a pretty vampire boy and a pretty wolf boy and then the girl going like I am attracted to both of these.
Sam: Did you watch.
Bret: Where did you watch Emily.
Bret: Kind of maybe that was maybe it was for the sequel there's the trailer the one spot.
Sam: Everything for the.
Sam: Out of the Woods the person that's new moon.
Bret: Don't ya maybe maybe I'm thinking about is the one that I have in my head is the really bad CD of the Jacob character like leaping out of the woods and being like now I'm a person that II okay with all of my thoughts about this movie from the second one cuz I guess I saw way more ads for that maybe there's no glamping in this one.
Sarah: What trailer did you watch I'm really incredibly curious if you might have been do you want to just watch everything for the second one.
Ash: This is going to be like the road warrior is situation all over again.
Sam: There was a time when it was like really cool.
Sam: Which that's not.
Sarah: There was a time when it was like really cool date on which.
Sarah: Which is better much better.
Ash: I don't know that that's true.
Pat: There's still no.
Sam: Valley Phantoms hate on the Creator which is like a weird twist.
Bret: But anyway I didn't get to finish that point which is which is that there was a time when it was like really cool to hate on fandoms which if that's not like the world we live in anymore like witches it's a much better well now the fandoms hate on the Creator's which is like a weird twist.
Pat: You're both right.
Sarah: Fandoms hate on the creators which is like a weird twist.
Ash: Know the Star Wars fans pretty regularly hate on each other.
Sarah: It's true they do get into it.
Pat: Yeah I feel like there's there's there's there's been in roads made to not have him like that toxic like.
Pat: Competitiveness where it's like you paid on this thing cuz it's kind of like a thing you like and it's like their setup is competitive but it's still at yes there's still plenty of toxic fandom b*******.
Ash: Like people are boar acceptable about being in tunisia's.
Ash: Venetia's can be pretty nasty in between each other sometime still defending all the niche.
Sam: I'm excited to watch.
Sarah: I'm excited to watch.
Sarah: Any.
Bret: The fandom Morris I'm excited to watch this without any like social baggage attached to it which is kind of what I feel like at this point.
Sarah: Baggage attached to it.
Sam: Have any thoughts for judge.
Sarah: I don't have to have any thoughts or judgment from anyone for watching this movie.
Bret: Is like I don't have to have any thoughts or judgment from anyone for watching this movie that I might actually enjoy watching.
Ash: Do you think you might actually enjoy watching.
Bret: Listen some my favorite movies or bad movies.
Sam: Listen some of my favorite movies about movies.
Sarah: Listen some of my favorite movies about movies.
Ash: As we know this yes.
Ash: Hahaha.
Sam: I get unlimited mileage out of saying this.
Sarah: So my favorite movies are bad movies and it's all five of these ones workout absolutely.
Bret: Yeah like I get unlimited mileage out of saying the substitute is a masterpiece you know it like it's just so good.
Sam: The substitute.
Sarah: It's just so good oh that's substitute.
Pat: Because it is like it is it's it's okay.
Bret: Antibiotic do on here before sorry patch trying to tell the story I don't need to talk about how I accidentally showed the strip club scene in substitute to Sarah's Kid.
Sam: What's what happened on Thanksgiving this year.
Bret: I had to cover.
Pat: That's amazing.
Sam: Yep I had to cover his eyes.
Ash: Do you know that's tradition though it's tradition.
Sarah: Trying to tell the story I don't need to talk about how I accidentally strip club scene Sarah's Kid on Thanksgiving.
Pat: Is amazing one of my greatest regrets is that I was at a host of the show at the time you guys did that episode cuz I've logged with substitute.
Bret: Bring it back and watch it again.
Sarah: We should bring it back and watch it again.
Sam: We should bring it back and watch it again.
Pat: So.
Sam: Oh yeah.
Bret: Oh yeah.
Ash: Well I always wanted to do Groundhog Day every year for Groundhog Day and nobody else ever wanted to do it but I thought that would be brilliant.
Sarah: That's a great idea.
Pat: Wishes are doing that I would tell you that.
Ash: I know that's true we don't we don't plan.
Sam: That's a great idea but we just have to remember when Groundhog Day is that's the problem is that you're like a f*** today's Groundhog Day that's why we never to hear awesome ideas.
Bret: Groundhog Day that's why he never achieved here.
Sarah: Remember when Groundhog Day is that's the problem is that you like all Flex today's Groundhog Day that's why we.
Pat: I just think I'm just doing an addendum to like my.
Pat: Kylo prediction of like I'm actually really curious to find out what is the like narrative Arc of his first movie plot cuz I feel like I know so much about these movies just 10-10-10 gently like later ones there's like a lot of like.
Pat: Take the vampire ruling class is pissed at them or something and it's like a whole big 5 number from a trailer like a whole big fight I got in the snowy field of like good vampires in world.
Sam: Yes.
Pat: They meet each other and it's like a love triangle with her and the werewolf and that's all I know about it so I have no idea what the actual like.
Pat: What's going to be the climax right like how of this movie and look what's going to be the big incident or the big conflict other than.
Ash: Sounds like she's got a fuckum one of them anyway.
Sam: Is the longest Belvedere.
Bret: It's a pizza it's a Mormon film there is no climax at.
Ash: Thank you.
Pat: And what's the word for that bread.
Bret: I'm sorry but.
Sarah: Sexual suppression.
Sam: Sexual suppression.
Pat: What's a word for Fresno climax.
Bret: What do I have time.
Sam: Blue balling.
Pat: Starts with an e.
Ash: Singing it.
Bret: God you're edging people again.
Sam: I think people like that.
Bret: Good God.
Sarah: That's about to come full circle good God.
Ash: Alright Sam what about you.
Bret: My first introduction to Twilight.
Bret: Barnes & Noble.
Bret: And everytime I see drawing in by the cover.
Bret: Pool covers.
Bret: White hands holding up bright red apple Inn.
Sarah: Okay so my first introduction to Twilight was in Barnes & Noble when we would go on the weekends and I get to pick out a book and every time I'd be drawn in by the cover is a very cool cover it's like Moody and black and he's like he see white hands holding up bright red apple Inn Alexis looks dramatic and cool and I pick it up.
Sam: Okay so my first introduction to Twilight was in Barnes & Noble when we would go on the weekends and I get to pick out a book and every time I'd be drawn in by the cover cuz it's a very cool cover it's like Moody and black and he's like pasty white hands holding a bright red apple and was like this looks dramatic and cool and I pick it up.
Sarah: Oh yeah.
Ash: This speaks to me right now in the early 2000s.
Bret: And then I pick it up and then I read.
Sam: And then I pick it up and then I'd read the back and I be like.
Bret: Read the first page.
Sarah: And then I pick it up and then I'd read back and I be like I did I read the first page and I'll be like.
Bret: I just because of that.
Sam: And then I read the first page and I'll be like and then I put it back and this happened like three or four times so I just because of that.
Sarah: And then I put it back like three or four because of that.
Ash: I told you I did the same thing with the first Harry Potter book.
Sam: I.
Ash: Because it doesn't start with any magic it's super boring.
Bret: I thought about 30 pages into the first Harry Potter book.
Sarah: I got about 30 pages into the first Harry Potter book as a kid and I really wish I would have stuck with it and I did.
Bret: I would have loved the s*** out of.
Sarah: Cuz I would have loved this s*** out of.
Sam: I got about 30 pages into the first Harry Potter book as a kid and I really wish I would have stuck with it and I didn't cuz I would have loved the s*** out of it.
Ash: Got that beginning is f****** boring.
Ash: Anyway sorry.
Bret: Also I think we were just a little bit.
Sarah: Also I think we were just a little bit older for it I've no likely made its way to us a few years.
Bret: Anyway so.
Bret: By the time the movie came out like I was in college so I was like.
Sarah: Anyway so because I was like the movie came out like I was in college so I was like really into animation stuff and just not into this at all so it's never hit me at the right time.
Sam: Also I think we were just a little bit older for it I feel like we made its way to us a few years late I don't know anyway so because I was like that book and by the time the movie came out like I was in college so I was like really into animation stuff and just not into this at all so it never hit me at the right time if you will.
Bret: I'm not above liking bad.
Bret: I just never been a proud.
Sarah: Cuz I'm not above liking bad content.
Sam: Cuz I'm not above liking bad content like I just never been a problem for me.
Ash: As we already discussed.
Sam: Yep yep.
Sarah: I know because I fast for.
Bret: I do because I fast for.
Bret: In terms of like Cinemas.
Sarah: In terms of like cinematography and like storytelling.
Sam: Wolf C I like I I know because I fast-forwarded through the movie that in terms of like cinematography and like storytelling it's not great.
Bret: But I'm hoping it has that like.
Bret: You know like I know it's not good.
Sam: I'm hoping it has that like Christmas Prince level of charm you know like like you know it's not good.
Sarah: But I'm hoping it has that like Christmas Prince level of car you know like like you know it's not good.
Sam: No crap.
Ash: Is shaking her head no.
Sarah: Well that's that was my hope.
Bret: Well that's that was my Hope was that.
Sam: Well that's what that was my Hope was that.
Ash: It's not you're not looking for charm you're looking for Pure sexual but never gets fulfilled.
Bret: No that's what I want that's what I get and want.
Sarah: That's what I want that's what I get.
Sam: No that's what I want that's what I get and want out of True Blood.
Bret: Cuba is also very horny show.
Sarah: Is also very horny show.
Sam: It's is so horny.
Sam: So I'm curious One True Blood came out if it was kind of around this time but.
Bret: I kind of feel like this.
Bret: Version of.
Bret: 2008.
Sam: So I kind of feel like this might be kind of a watered-down version of what True Blood is for me so 2008.
Sarah: If it was kind of around this time but I think it was so I kind of feel like this might be kind of a watered-down version of what True Blood is for me.
Ash: Oh wow same here yeah.
Pat: Also await yeah.
Sarah: Vampires room.
Sam: So vampires were on the brain.
Ash: TRUE.
Bret: Yeah that's it also I love brown sugar.
Sam: Yeah that's it also I love Bram Stoker's Dracula which is a completely different genre of vampires and horniness.
Bret: Horniness I don't know what else do you watch Outlander they call that savoring.
Sam: Is that only like a concept is horniness Sono okay first of all I have not even finished the first season of Outlander but Brett has like branded me with it because it's so bad.
Sarah: That's it also I love Bram Stoker's Dracula which is a completely different genre of vampires content is horniness if you like Outlander Sam.
Bret: Outlanders really bad.
Sam: It's it's.
Ash: Outlander is pretty bad at the Hornitos.
Bret: Narratively as well.
Sarah: All of Outlander is terrible.
Bret: I have yet to watch Bridgerton OC because I am in like.
Sarah: I have yet to watch Bridgerton mostly because I even like extreme nesting phase right now and I can't f****** sit still.
Bret: And so I'm.
Sarah: And yeah so I'm.
Sam: I have yet to watch Bridgerton mostly because I am in like extreme nesting phase right now and I can't f****** sit still and yeah so I'm I'm hoping.
Ash: Is this why you're pacing back and forth right now.
Sarah: Exactly know this is why I was late because I was cleaning my floors everyday.
Sam: Yes exactly know this is why I was late getting on the podcast because I was cleaning stuff up and like I've been vacuuming and mopping my floors everyday so.
Ash: Food versus your fault.
Sarah: No I was not my fault but I did.
Sam: It was not my fault that we were late but I did wait till the last second to sit down.
Ash: I do not roll back the tape I think she just said it was her fault.
Sam: Staff is going oh my God this is what happens when I talk you blame me for running over.
Sarah: Oh my God.
Bret: Well now it's your fault that this first half is going late.
Ash: I'm surprised she hasn't punched you in the face yet.
Bret: Also he likes to poke the pregnancy bear.
Sam: Also he likes to poke the pregnancy bear and then it's like where you mean like you did this you know my hormones can't be trusted.
Sarah: Every time we come over I'm surprised that Brett is still alive.
Pat: There is always just has a shovel with her she like Dooney this this time now okay I'll put it back in my car.
Sam: Thursday.
Ash: Okay.
Sarah: Do we need to kill your husband yet.
Pat: Any hole to be dug okay I just I'm just going to keep this in my trunk just in case.
Ash: I just just checking you out.
Sarah: Just bring it with me just in case.
Ash: Do you have some arsenic as well if you do.
Sam: No.
Ash: Well I.
Bret: Come finish the rest of the gases.
Sam: Oh yeah I forgot about.
Bret: Really.
Sarah: Oh yeah I forgot about.
Bret: Albany Head Start school.
Ash: No cuz you're going to skip me again you f****** dick face last time I will I have to say though I have to defend the Harry Potter nerd in me is even though I picked up the Harry Potter book and did that several times I still picked it up as a kid and read the entire series ravenously and love it so I decided I was like no no no it's still spoke to me anyway I know way more about this film that I did when we started the podcast so I'm not sure how to feel about it but I am very excited because this is super into vampires and like I even unironically at the time love Queen of the Damned which I do is really terrible really terrible but I loved it so much.
Sarah: Albany Head Start school marketing.
Sam: Hopefully had such cool marketing.
Ash: It really did though it really did.
Sam: Rocking it.
Pat: Aaliyah is a girl last.
Ash: I mean like Rockstar like vampires hello Hot Topic ass was very into that okay but I expect that this movie will be bad but I will enjoy how bad it is the entire time and I'm excited because I've been writing a vampire thing and I've been meaning to watch this movie as like research but like haven't wanted to sit down and watch this movie but this is a very fun reason to like kill two vampires with one stone or state I guess.
Bret: I'm sure this is the gold standard a vampire content for sure no complaints from anyone.
Ash: Oh yes Breeze dying somewhere yeah.
Bret: Happy birthday Bri.
Sam: And and the best part is that today is Brees birthday.
Bret: Dave recorded not saying.
Sarah: Somewhere breed is screaming happy birthday Bri.
Sam: RIT day of recording not day of release.
Ash: Happy birthday Bri late cuz this will be way later than your birth.
Ash: What's really quick I mean Team Edward or Team Jacob guys which one are you.
Pat: I don't know.
Ash: All right.
Bret: We have to get the side now we have to watch the moon OSU like you need to decide.
Ash: I know who I am.
Sam: Will be happy can't decide now we have to watch the movie you need to decide now I need you to decide Team Jacob or Team Edward now and then.
Sarah: Do we have a chance to sides now I feel like you need to decide now I need you to decide Team Jacob or Team Edward now and then after you see it you can change your mind.
Ash: Edward I'm Edward all the way baby.
Bret: Think of Edward.
Bret: Eyesight awesome and ruggedly.
Sarah: I think I'm going to go Edward because Jacob and in hindsight seems like awesome and rugged but I think he's going to be wine.
Sam: I think I'm going to go Edward because Jacob and in hindsight seems like awesome and rugged but I think he's going to be whiny.
Sarah: He looks like a bro.
Bret: Take a looks like a bro.
Ash: Really you don't think the Pasty white dude is going to BYT.
Bret: Do I think he's going to be quiet and.
Sarah: Do I think he's going to be quiet and Brew.
Sam: No I think he's going to be quiet and brooding.
Pat: Are we saying who we're going to root for or cuz I can know who.
Ash: Yes which one do you prefer you have already said kind of that you were Team Edward kind of.
Ash: Well you said you loves Patton or Robert Pattinson.
Bret: Hudson's last name is Edgar.
Sarah: Is it because his last name is Edward.
Sam: Is it because his last name is Edward.
Ash: What does acting is that what I actually do.
Pat: As you know the actor Robert Pattinson is the actor Robert Pattinson to I was praising his recent works is different from the character he plays in this film right so.
Sam: The Batman.
Sarah: The Batman.
Bret: Is allowed to the Batman.
Pat: I feel like for the purposes of this movie and whatever from the periphery I'm going to like Jacob better in the movie that's my that's my call.
Sarah: Now we're talkin True Blood are Vampires versus there werewolves.
Sarah: Although I can't remember that guy's name.
Bret: Having a flashback share a lumberjack.
Sam: Now we're talking True Blood they're Vampires versus there werewolves kind of on True Blood vampires although I can't remember that guy's name he's he's very Lumber Jackie and very.
Sarah: Terry Lumber Jackie.
Sarah: Did everybody like Jacob.
Bret: Wasn't everybody like Jacob better and then and then Stephenie Meyer wrote Jacob as a worst character in the later books because just to make people like you like unless.
Sarah: Believe song I believe so I'm still Team Jacob till I die though he's too beautiful.
Sam: Well.
Sarah: Alright well.
Sarah: Twilight and I will reveal my last.
Bret: Alright well let's pause a recording and go and watch Twilight and when I return I will reveal my last trivia fact.
Sam: Oh.
Pat: Ban Thai vampire Clair de Lune with all the way with words and it's just vampire Vamp vamp.
Ash: O b s I love it I love it keep going.
Sam: Bam Bam Bam bam bam.
Pat: Batman.
Ash: Then you got to come in with some Muse guitar.
Ash: Supermassive black hole.
Bret: I really wish that I could do.
Sam: I really wish that I could do like mouth guitar version of muse but that's just that's too much.
Sarah: I really wish that I could do like mouth guitar version of meiosis.
Pat: So.
Pat: So much of what I knew like images in my head and things I know about the Twilight verse I have not realized are from the other movies.
Sam: That's what we came to realize I'll fix you.
Sarah: That's what we came exactly my problem.
Sam: So I didn't I remember now I remember to ask about.
Bret: This is exactly my problem is so I didn't I remember now or I remembered after that whole bit that I IMDb only the trivia but I just Googled Twilight cast and that's why I gave me.
Sam: Only the trivia but I just Googled Twilight gas and that's why I hate Brett you noob.
Sarah: So I didn't I remember now or I remembered after that whole bear die IMDb only the trivia but I just Googled Twilight cast and that's why I gave me.
Pat: Feel like all the movies.
Bret: Yeah yeah yeah.
Pat: Different people.
Sarah: Why would you do that.
Sam: Why would you do that.
Pat: But cuz like.
Ash: She hardly yeah and I will say I am the opposite because everything I know about the Twilight movies was in this film minus the lack of Jacob.
Bret: I thought there was more.
Sarah: I thought there was more.
Sam: Yeah I thought there was more Jacob.
Ash: It was just a major lack of Jacob.
Pat: So is all like the him Oz.
Ash: Also I'm going to come out the gate and I'm going to say I'm switching teams y'all I am definitely Team Jacob now I'm sorry.
Ash: I'm sorry I mean Edward was totally High School ashes case for sure but not no more.
Bret: He was a little creepy.
Sarah: I would not say a little.
Pat: When is The Wizard the next one when it's all like he shirtless and buff and his and everyone flipped out cuz he did the CGI werewolf transformation is that the next one okay.
Sam: Yes yeah I think that is what I was described.
Sarah: Yes yes yes I think that is what I was describing in the first half.
Bret: Yeah I think that is what I was describing in the first half.
Pat: Okay.
Ash: Face just I mean it's not hard to piece together that he's a werewolf but they don't really come out and say it.
Pat: Bethel going to say is if you have if you're not a book if you want a book reader and you just your only friend reference with the movies you might get your mind blown by that but.
Sam: The book I'm writing as having.
Bret: Did the book have him written as having a terrible wig.
Sam: I don't recall it.
Bret: Cuz it was a brutal.
Ash: At least I covered it up with a hat.
Bret: Covered up with the.
Sam: B&H photo's given him extensions other than they did cover it up with the a beanie a couple of times.
Ash: Yeah that was okay.
Bret: Thought it was like plastic Halloween.
Sam: But it's like it was a cheap wig that was the problem is that it was like plastic Halloween you're playing the girl from The Ring type of wig like.
Sarah: Is the book have him written as having a terrible wig I don't recall that happening in the book the wig is awful truly truly awful they could have done a lot of things and a lot of things could have been anything other than the wig wig day that you know props and stuff for film like why would you go with something that somebody has to wear.
Bret: NetSpend.
Sam: Yeah.
Sarah: Especially like hair.
Sam: Oh that's true.
Bret: I spent all the money on the sparkly skin.
Sarah: How many on the sparkly skin do that's true all the money went to that glorious.
Ash: Oh yes Diamond skin.
Pat: Oh my God we'll talk about that I do have a question for Sarah and then we'll get into this movie Sarah.
Ash: Diamonds Are a vampire's best skin.
Pat: There is the whole team Edward Team Jacob saying.
Pat: But this is like all Edward like this jacob you like talks or he's in like three scenes.
Ash: But he's so much better than those 36.
Pat: Yeah yeah but is there a. Where she is romance actually romantically with Jacob.
Pat: Okay o.
Sarah: Yes in the second one yeah there's a little bit of that in the second one.
Sarah: Forgets to be some like fun stuff in the third one I think we're like.
Pat: My watch these movies.
Ash: Define.
Bret: Cats.
Bret: Mountain or protecting.
Sam: Very funny.
Bret: I feel like.
Sarah: You don't have to if you're in the third one like Edward and Jacob have like the soul tent powwow type deal where they like hang out and are protecting Bella it's very funny it's very fun super canopy really great LOL.
Sam: Talking about.
Ash: Because he's like will be watching you right.
Sarah: Edwards and his Edwards like I'm probably going to eat you maybe we shouldn't hang out like.
Ash: Break up with your boyfriend.
Bret: Jacob is the only one of the two groups that expressly threatens Bella though in this movie like Edwards Adkins Edwards like yo I'm probably going to eat you maybe we shouldn't hang out like you know this is a bad idea of Ellis like I'm going to do the bad idea and like it's a joke but it's not a joke yeah.
Sam: Life is a joke but it's not a joke.
Pat: That's not how people talk does not human being.
Ash: There is so much dialogue in this movie that I'm just like this is not how this conversation would go down somebody doesn't tell you to break up with your boyfriend and you're like a cool like no that's no.
Sam: Yeah.
Ash: Yes what is.
Ash: Okay do you go first.
Pat: My Dad paid me $20 my dad.
Pat: A friend comes uses yet my dad you know mr. Black we've met like two dimes.
Ash: Who's not related to you in any shape or form.
Pat: You paid me. Your friend $20 to come tell you to break up with your boyfriend.
Ash: And I also put on like full prom we're just to come tell you.
Pat: So insane.
Bret: Several times.
Sarah: Several times during the movie.
Sam: Several times during the movie turn to bread sounds like.
Bret: Facebook.
Ash: Yes.
Bret: A boy says any of these things to you.
Ash: Oh yes.
Sam: This is like a girl's handbook to like an abusive relationship if a boy says any of these things to you run cuz it's an abusive relationship.
Bret: Your smile is like a drug to me like.
Sam: Yeah.
Sarah: This is like a girl's hand abusive relationship has any of these things to you run an abusive relationship.
Ash: Yes yes.
Pat: I've become incredibly protective of you I've known you for two days.
Sam: Yes exactly.
Ash: Also the watching you sleep thing I don't know why boys think that's romantic it's creepy as f***.
Sam: Nope.
Bret: No one dies no one thinks that's romantic that's not a thing.
Ash: Oh well I've had several boys do it to me Brett so.
Sam: No one was trying to bring your your high school tasting boys at the best bet you.
Bret: National no one is trying to bring your your high school taste in boys into this but you.
Sarah: No one was trying to bring your your high school takes in Boise to this about you.
Ash: What's a sub above or in college actually they both were in college.
Sarah: What did they did they stand in your Corners in life stare deeply audio.
Sarah: Good Golly that's unfortunate.
Pat: I don't.
Ash: One of them sat in a chair in front of the bed I was sleeping in and watch me the other one I was staying at your guys's house for RJ's birthday party and y'all went to bed and RJ's friend stayed up and sat on the couch and I was like well I'm going to bed and he like I was going to sleep on the couch and he like wouldn't move and he's like okay and he just sat there and stared at me and I was like this is really uncomfortable.
Sarah: Our house.
Sam: Wait what are house.
Ash: And your old apartment and Laguna Beach anyway it's creepy as f*** don't do it gentleman.
Pat: Very very bold decision on our authors to say one of the most defining aspects of traditional vampires is how they react to son say instead of killing them it just makes things Sparkle.
Sarah: Gleam.
Ash: So if we follow this logic therefore all of the trolls in the trolls movies are vampires.
Sam: I made that joke to I was like he's like this the sparkly troll that shoots glitter like.
Sarah: Isaac die diamond.
Sam: Yes.
Sarah: I mean it will be in Vampires best.
Sarah: Spread rumors about things to do.
Bret: I mean it would be in Vampires best interest to spread rumors about things that don't actually hurt them being the things that kill them.
Sarah: What's true.
Sam: That's true.
Pat: They vampires love Italian food that's why the garlic thing they're like oh yeah we had to pay like garlic.
Ash: So is that where she was so angry about it she was so angry.
Pat: Oh no.
Sam: I was like I was like b**** you just made this salad why are you so mad like.
Sarah: It was like I was like b**** you just made this salad why are you so mad you put lettuce in a bowl.
Bret: It was like I was like b**** you just made this salad why are you so mad you put lettuce in a bowl.
Ash: It doesn't even look like it has a dressing yet.
Pat: I mean well.
Sarah: Super interesting that sorry no it's just super interesting that that's like.
Ash: No no please interrupt us we're monsters.
Pat: Do you go you or I promise you whatever I was going to say is stupid.
Bret: It's just interesting to me because I riddle.
Bret: Why she's like acting.
Sam: It's just interesting to me because like read all the books and stuff so like a my perspective of how or why she's acting how she is.
Sam: Google.
Sarah: No it's just interesting to me because I've read all the books and stuff so like a my perspective of Hell or like why she's like acting how she is as different than if you just watch the movies I guess cuz like Rosalie.
Ash: Well her perspective is she's worried about the family right.
Bret: That is definitely it would also like.
Sam: Definitely.
Bret: Wants to be a part of this.
Sam: Who wants to be a part of this Vampire Life.
Sam: Did not want this.
Sarah: Right that is definitely it would also like she's very pissed that Bella wants to be a part of this vampire life cuz like Rosalie very much did not want this like.
Ash: Okay.
Sam: In the books.
Sam: But yeah I understand why this girl wants to be a barber life.
Sarah: It's in the books it's interesting I guess I don't know if you'd call interesting but yeah so she's just like I don't understand why this girl wants to be a part of our Lives being a vampires real terrible and.
Sam: Genre of vampire stuff.
Sarah: Family vampire like subgenre of vampire stuff where they like.
Sarah: You don't want my super strength.
Sam: Yeah.
Bret: Seems to be a common theme in the friendly vampire like subgenre of vampire stuff where they like you don't want to be a vampire like you know you don't want my super strength and super speed and forever youth now you don't want that.
Sam: Joker movie like.
Bret: Any like oh yeah we like it's choking during the movie like okay so they don't eat people and drink their blood they eat animals as I f*** I need animals in my vampire like.
Sarah: You don't want that you want to live forever.
Ash: I know I was thinking about to us like so your people.
Pat: You're a vegetarian that we're all vegetarian vampires assembly the same as a vegetarian vegetarian.
Ash: Vegetarian vegetarian vampire.
Bret: Analogy with the.
Sarah: I will say they're analogy with the tofu is pretty ass.
Sam: I will see their analogy with the tofu is pretty accurate.
Sarah: They didn't have.
Bret: I didn't have an impossible Burger.
Ash: Except for the part where it makes you strong I don't know that that's accurate.
Pat: Monster protein.
Ash: I'm kidding Jesus.
Sam: It's protein.
Ash: How often does she really eat tofu though.
Bret: Yeah I just see you talking about that are you burgers and I can lift her dad left thing.
Sarah: Roach I don't know Sam's real strong and she lives off of tofu.
Sam: A burgers and I can lift her Douglas thing that you also have a lot of testosterone.
Ash: Sam was off of bread and cheese I've seen it.
Sam: I do bread and cheese.
Ash: Yes.
Pat: I'm just thinking about it.
Sarah: That's all that's all you have to say that could be the influence like the entire so I can have the podcast this movie.
Ash: And we're done.
Pat: Is obvious Kristen Stewart's come a long way as an as from an acting standpoint like an acting ability cuz.
Pat: Yeah I say now now yes now but.
Ash: Hey she's phenomenal she's a great actress not in this film but she's fixed.
Pat: I see where like the like the like to tease a guy biting stuff like.
Sam: It's.
Ash: Nexersys thing is that her fault.
Pat: Pictures of criticism she's 17 right you said when she made it like she 17.
Sarah: Turn 18 during sex.
Sam: King during the.
Bret: She turned 18 during filming.
Pat: Child.
Ash: Panic Room though not this one right.
Bret: Of this one.
Ash: Of this 100k.
Sam: This one she's much younger in Panic Room.
Sarah: This one she's much younger she's just a year younger than we are so how old were you in 2007.
Bret: Yeah that's that's right.
Sam: Is 18.
Sarah: The Mask sorry.
Pat: I was 22.
Ash: No I have to do math Sarah don't make me do math.
Bret: It mask.
Sam: I feel like I was problem.
Sarah: I'm sorry it meant she was 18 then or 7.
Sarah: Fandom horniness about.
Bret: I feel like the most problematic thing about this movie is the fandom horniness about the horniness about a book that's about Shield Turin.
Sam: Yes.
Sarah: Yes.
Pat: He's super old.
Ash: R18 it's legal to f***.
Sam: What is she eating in the movie.
Sarah: High School.
Bret: Was she 18 in the movies use during High School.
Ash: You can be 18 and still in high-school Brett.
Bret: They didn't specify though.
Bret: I don't know how old she is supposed to be.
Sarah: Pictures of Junior.
Pat: Disney Junior they said the 17 probably.
Ash: Oh that's right so she's not 18.
Bret: All this is problematic.
Pat: Sarah I have a question do they go into more detail on the books and do they explain.
Pat: What purpose it serves for them to apparently go through high school again and again and again and again.
Bret: Edward Pegasus Butler.
Sam: Assistant like the younger they start out.
Sam: Jose Canseco.
Sam: I think that like.
Bret: I just think that like that's exactly.
Ash: The blend in.
Pat: That's what I'm saying like just don't go to school I don't know.
Bret: Tell people you're homeschooled exactly.
Sarah: Edward kind of says that like the younger they start out in a city but means the longer they can stay put somewhere. I just think that like that's exactly how they explain in the book to was like oh so it's just you know for funsies cuz like yeah I wouldn't go to school that often that sounds freaking terrible.
Ash: Do that there you go see that's good.
Bret: No one said they were smart vampires.
Sam: So yeah.
Ash: Which one.
Sarah: Do you need to do the joke that you said what do you say these dumb as a brick or something like that.
Bret: Edwards Edwards been held back from school a hundred years that kids a dumb as a brick.
Ash: I don't understand how this and maybe in the book there's more development but like in this movie this family of vampires except for the blond angry salad one pretty quickly except except this human into their presents and the whole time I'm like no she's angry salad what is right she's right like you guys what are you doing this is stupid.
Sarah: Is Moody and alone.
Pat: I know maybe they maybe don't worry about I don't work it is all he's all by his Lonesome and you what they want him to find someone.
Ash: He is pretty emo he is like he was one step away from that emo scene kids look.
Sarah: It's one of those things.
Sarah: You from town to town and make sure there's a little bit of a risk that she goes and tells everyone that they're all.
Sarah: Right now.
Ash: Like this has happened before this is why we move.
Sam: And then we kill.
Pat: Hahaha.
Bret: It's one of those things where you know it's been a long time and they they move from town to town and like sure there's a little bit of a risk that she goes and tells everyone that they're all vampires in there and then I become the food right now kind of friends and then we kill the entire town and like that's why we have to move.
Sarah: And then we kill the entire town.
Sam: We have to move I would really.
Ash: Edward.
Bret: Really love.
Ash: Oh my God yes.
Sam: I would really love to see the taika waititi directed prequel to Twilight the origin story of the Cullen family.
Sarah: Really love to see the taika waititi directed sequel to Twilight origin story.
Ash: Salad Fingers.
Pat: That's why is it Rosalie that the salad vampires angry salad vampires new that's why she's so upset cuz she actually really likes forks and she doesn't want to have to leave Forks.
Ash: Okay see now this is yes.
Pat: She's like god dammit or have to kill this f****** town I was really just getting comfortable here.
Ash: Prom is coming up and picked out a dress come on I got my nails done.
Sarah: I mean the one women laughing alone with a thousand women angry along with a salad.
Bret: What's that mean the one women laughing alone with a thousand women angry alone with the salad.
Sam: Patrick do the same thing.
Ash: The other thing is it's really hard for me to go to board here is how passionate these vampires seem to be about baseball Coast wow.
Ash: Believe.
Sarah: If Brett has so much to say about this that was for sure the best part of the.
Sam: Brett has so much to say about this for sure.
Bret: So much the same I mean for sure the best part of the movie right.
Ash: Justin Morneau.
Bret: Think about it.
Sarah: Okay think about it.
Sam: Okay think about it.
Sarah: Think about it Baseball Cube about.
Bret: Facebook.
Sarah: Ride around Lake early 1990s.
Sam: Think about it baseball came about right around like early 1990s like.
Ash: Wish I could keep asking the fact check.
Bret: When Edward was because.
Sarah: When Edward was becoming a vampire it was probably the only joy and his little brand new Vampire Life at the time so it's like super nostalgia.
Sam: Right when Edward was becoming a vampire it was probably the only joy and his little brand new Vampire Life at the time so it's like super nostalgic for him.
Sarah: I mean.
Ash: Alice and I can I can get on board with their family being into it but the fact that the other vampire show up there like we got get in on this man.
Bret: I mean sure.
Pat: Cuz they're like they're like country vampires I get it like the Cullens are like will it be like but those are those are like Greenwich Village vampires the bad ones I like baseball like.
Ash: What is shooting with this happening.
Bret: Country vampire.
Sam: You better write this kids book Pat contri vampire City vampire.
Sarah: You better write this kids book Pat country vampire City vampire.
Pat: But.
Pat: Apostle of there and their entrance with that what is it the video editing admit they're doing where it's like they're walking but also gliding or something.
Bret: My gosh yeah.
Ash: I don't know how they did that yeah I looked really weird do you know Sarah.
Sarah: So they use like I do that use like I mean generally I know but it's like.
Sam: Oh you slick I mean generally I know but it's like.
Sarah: Harbor of some kind that they're pulling and they're like walking on it it's like a really really long like.
Sam: They're pulling and they're like walking on it it's like a really really long way.
Pat: Oh it's kindly with the MCU when like to show like app like running faster than car is it's like he is running on a strip of material that's be also being pulled.
Ash: Or in the airport when he got to get to.
Sam: People mover other running.
Bret: Yeah it's a people mover in the forest.
Bret: How the treadmill bike.
Sam: Bike.
Ash: Wow this is okay.
Sarah: Yeah yeah yeah and then I know for some of the other running Parts with just like let's say Bella's on Edwards back they use like a treadmill and told the treadmill while he was like running so it looks like they're going fast yeah it's too much.
Ash: Excuse Me OK elaborate.
Sarah: Sobella shows up at their house.
Sarah: I like just like I don't know she's Italian right.
Sam: Italian.
Sarah: Italian.
Bret: I just feel like the vampires were like cultural racists in this movie yeah they so Bella shows up at their house for dinner and they're let just like I don't know if she's Italian write her name is Bella cheese Italian yeah and then they like in America right baseball America's only sport.
Sarah: Sing at what's the.
Bret: Gassing at what's the correct way to behave.
Sarah: Vampire in a round man they don't know in school.
Bret: Even other kids are literally in school.
Ash: Vampire-like umpire get it.
Sam: Vampire.
Sarah: Vampire.
Pat: I'm needing you.
Ash: It's just a.
Bret: That joke hurts.
Ash: Thank you.
Bret: Support you at.
Sam: I support you ask.
Ash: I had an Twitter fan recently tell me that they really appreciate my popcorn humor and I was like oh thanks.
Pat: Wait vampire there's The Count from Sesame Street Empire vampire one strike.
Ash: See that brought it home for me.
Sam: That's why they like baseball.
Sarah: That's why I think like people.
Bret: Play they like baseball you think a vampire would hate baseball cuz they only count to three.
Sarah: You think that a vampire would care about baseball.
Ash: Yes.
Pat: Or four balls I think your base.
Bret: It's not high enough.
Ash: So this movie was made like a couple years later with the sport of been like Ultimate Frisbee or something just like this by a couple years.
Ash: Or earlier yes.
Sarah: It was a few years earlier would have been hacky sack I was saying.
Sam: If it was a few years earlier would have been hacky sack.
Sam: You shouldn't need stuntastic.
Bret: I was saying that the vampire group whose thing is self restraint should have had a sport that was more about self-restraint and like like curling or like something or if you should need a thunderstorm to be able to play sports.
Bret: I'm imagining it right now and it's amazing.
Sarah: Curling or like something where thunderstorm to be able to play a sport I need you to imagine supermassive black hole being played over curling.
Ash: Yes oh my God that please okay so I don't quite understand they need a thunderstorm because they hit the ball so hard that it makes a really loud sound there in the middle of f****** nowhere who's going to hear it.
Sam: The middle of nowhere that they are actually like.
Sarah: The middle of nowhere that they are actually like 20 feet from the roadside.
Ash: Really cuz he f******.
Bret: The middle of f****** know where that they are is actually like 20 feet from the roadside like we know exactly where that is.
Bret: Literally in their shame.
Sarah: I know exactly where that is recognized it because like last week you tweeted a picture of a literally in their same.
Sam: It's asked you not to do not recognize it because like last week you tweeted a picture of us literally in their same location.
Ash: Multnomah Falls.
Bret: Yeah on the other side of the highway in the Marshland is or they were.
Sam: Yes.
Ash: So everyone can see them.
Bret: Oh yeah.
Sarah: It's across the river so Washington side of oh yeah.
Pat: No they aren't you guys there in Forks Washington they're not in Oregon.
Sarah: That's right that's right.
Sam: That's right that's right.
Ash: Listen here don't like Indiana Jones that f****** car out of there in like suddenly a thunderstorm jungle scenario.
Sarah: I just feel like.
Bret: I just feel like the missed opportunity here is we could have a vampire sports movie.
Bret: Like A League of Their Own vampires.
Sam: Like A League of Their Own but with vampires.
Sam: Matthew Goode vampire.
Sarah: Like A League of Their Own.
Sam: The worst vampire Facebook.
Bret: Give me that feel good vampire like you know you're the worst vampire baseball.
Sam: This is good.
Sarah: Vampire Facebook.
Ash: It has to be a movie though where they can be like bat if I turn into a bat and that's like a sport.
Pat: I'm so upset oh no and.
Sam: We could also have this one directly takeaway.
Bret: Also have this one directly type.
Sarah: We could also have this one directly Tigard.
Pat: They're using a wood bat and they hittin the bat splinters in a piece of Splinter hits another player the chest and they died cuz it's a stinking.
Sam: This is such a good okay.
Ash: Right cut this out.
Ash: Yes.
Bret: Write script script.
Sam: Write the script write the script and we'll all film it is so good.
Pat: Oh my God.
Sam: Death songs.
Ash: Will use the exact same locations.
Bret: We have had the fewer deaths on the field since we started using steel bats.
Sam: Yes.
Bret: Wooden bats or dangerous both for their players on the crowd.
Sarah: Deaths on the field since we started using steel back.
Ash: I can't count to the third strike.
Sarah: Incredible.
Ash: I love this please.
Bret: So good.
Sarah: I didn't send it to Tyga this is so good.
Sam: This is so good.
Pat: Respect.
Ash: Normally I would be offended because I wouldn't would want to drag this but you know I'm not afraid to admit that I can with tedious the correct choice for this phone.
Pat: I want to dive in a little bit here because just from a narrative I was just very fascinated by this.
Pat: The bad vampires and their role in all of this.
Pat: Cuz I thought it was going one way.
Ash: You just walked out of Blade okay.
Pat: Didn't go the way I was thinking I see what they're doing they're setting them up they're very aggressive they're what we all normally think of vampires the this Trio there like they enjoy the hunting people and they kind of like Get honest answers food sources like fun for them right and there's going to be a conflict cuz if they're trying to live in peace and Harmony and they're going back wall work here now tough s*** in this is where the superior species and these are our food so and that's going to be the conflict in that wasn't the conflict it was really weird how they had this really weird introduction and the whole bhateley go to a nightclub.
Ash: Yeah that part confused me.
Sarah: The leader was also.
Bret: Show me the leader was also.
Ash: F*** that other guy that I'm with him.
Pat: They were going to move on there like yeah finally move on but it's not hey we're here now we're taking these grounds enough conflict it's this one guy just two sides is like I got to have that one just for the sport of it and then it go and then but then the leader sells his own people outright like the next scene and I'm like no I am cool man I'm cool I like eating people like a monster but I'm still going to chill with y'all might make my best friend my best friend so I'm traveling around with you.
Pat: Pacing cuz all of a sudden the pacing is just like it's literally like.
Ash: Oh yes jacked up fast pace.
Ash: It's like the screenwriter got halfway through.
Pat: Setting up setting up Slow Burn to reveal vampire and then psycho but we're in love and we're doing this and we're trying to figure out can we make this and all the sudden it's like now it's your there a fight and then bad guy dies off screen like in the fire I like wait what is happening then miss something.
Pat: End of the baseball game until like the day new prom or whatever that's in between it is a completely different wavelength I feel like than the rest of the movie.
Ash: Feels like I feel like the screenwriter got halfway through the film script and they're like oh I have how many pages left all s*** f****** speed up but also like like by the time we got to the point where it turn into an action movie all of a sudden I was like haven't they known each other for like a week like it doesn't feel like they've known each other very long they've kissed maybe once like what is happening.
Sarah: It's it's the thing we're well look at abusing their own storyline.
Bret: It's it's the thing we're well okay I'll go using their own story logic.
Sarah: Whether or not they cared about Bella.
Bret: Whether or not they cared about Bella if she was hanging out with Edward and then died they would be under suspicion.
Sarah: The oldest trick in the book she fell down the stairs.
Bret: I would have to kill the town or leave at.
Sam: So they played the the oldest trick in the book she fell down the stairs are you f****** kidding me.
Bret: That status wasn't the part that.
Ash: Also like wasn't the safest.
Ash: But like wasn't the safest place like for her to just stay in their house because they greatly outnumbered the other vampires instead of splitting up like that was such a stupid thing to do.
Sarah: It was stupid but.
Bret: Dumbass over.
Ash: But they're not teenagers.
Sam: It was stupid but also the most realistic part like dumbass teenagers come up with a dumbass overly complicated plan for their problem.
Ash: But they're not they're vampires they they've been around for a long time.
Bret: I fully believe I don't know.
Sam: Best true all right lawyer. I don't know I tried to make excuses for that plan.
Sarah: Dumbass teenagers come up with a dumbass overly complicated plan for their problem that's true the vampires came up with this plan.
Pat: It does so much school.
Ash: So much school.
Sam: JavaScript remember.
Sarah: Adidas.
Sarah: What's your vampires and neither does your brain.
Bret: If if your body if your body doesn't age once your vampire than neither does your brain.
Sarah: Carlisle become a full doctor then the doctor.
Ash: 4.
Sam: Okay know his aunt.
Sam: Release the vampire so let's just.
Bret: Okay know his answer for when people got really sick was to turn them into vampires so let's just follow that.
Ash: Or he wasn't a doctor.
Sarah: No okay.
Bret: He he was.
Sarah: Technically a doctor.
Sam: You know there's still a joke what do you call the person who graduates medical school with lowest GPA a doctor like.
Bret: Technically a doctor you know that's there was still a joke. What do you call the person who graduates medical school with the lowest GPA a doctor like.
Sarah: You know it's there was no joke what do you call the person who graduates medical school with the lowest GPA a doctor like.
Bret: Find that their bodies.
Sarah: Stop aging which would imply that their body stopped.
Bret: If you become a lawyer.
Sarah: We all know that learning new things is a physical change in your brain if you become a logical.
Bret: Become a vampire.
Pat: Can you read a book.
Sarah: Vampire States the rest of your life.
Sam: You know this is bringing up a very interesting point about vampires so they stop aging which would imply that their body stops changing but we all know that learning new things is a physical change in your brain and neurons so if you become a logically if you become a vampire is it like Amnesia like you just 50 First Dates the rest of your life.
Sam: Define.
Sarah: Yeah or maybe it's like the spine.
Sam: Or something you have to forget something.
Bret: Or maybe it's like the finite number of things like maybe it's a you know you have to get to remember something you have to forget something.
Sarah: Maybe if you know or remember something you have to forget something.
Pat: Goldfish or vampires is what we figured out here.
Sam: Oh my God yes.
Bret: Oh my God.
Sarah: Oh my God.
Ash: Yes they're shiny they're wet and cold you did it did it.
Ash: They don't live very long.
Pat: I kind of want that take on them to in a comedy vampire saying I'm like yeah there's only so much of rain can hold.
Pat: No I don't remember the last I've been alive for 600 years but I only remember the last seventy or so.
Pat: Yeah.
Ash: I'm pretty sure that what we do in the shadows makes that joke actually yes because they talk about I can't remember nand or is it is that his name he talks about how he doesn't remember his own hometowns like language anymore and like someone comes to visit from it and he like doesn't understand anything they're saying.
Pat: He's great that's just so good.
Ash: Okay but can we go back to the weird dialogue because there's a dialogue interaction in this film that I had to go back and re-watch several times because I was like surely that's not what he's saying and also I still don't understand what he's saying.
Ash: But when she first meets buttcrack Santa he says you remember from that's in this movie.
Bret: Brett held onto.
Sarah: I completely missed that Brett held onto it like a little gem of a dialogue piece that it was.
Sam: Yes I completely miss that and Brett held onto it like the the little gem of a dialogue piece that it was.
Ash: Does he say okay she's like you remember me and somebody's like yeah buttcrack Santa and he says yeah but those kids love those little bottles though what is he talking about.
Pat: Yes okay then userra help us.
Bret: They were cocktail by they were the dollar.
Sam: Cocktail bar Cheap whiskey.
Bret: Johnny whiskeys.
Sarah: I wish I could help you I can't the Teensy whiskeys for the baby children.
Ash: In in his buttcrack.
Bret: Oh no what.
Sarah: Wow no.
Pat: Do you say butt crack Santa or is it.
Bret: Yeah I heard back crack Santa.
Ash: That's how is that dialogue plays out do you remember me yeah but crack Santa yes it says I turned on the subtitles I never want once the film to make sure I was hearing.
Pat: Little bottles what is it.
Pat: I remember that now.
Ash: She said she says remember me he says remember me someone says yeah but crack Santa and he says yeah but those little kids really love those little bottles though and I don't understand how the bottles have anything to do with the butt crack.
Sarah: It was maybe it was like candy and he gave up as a little Wax Candy.
Bret: Maybe it was maybe it was like give out candy and he gave out those little little the Wax Candy bottles.
Bret: Mariano's.
Sarah: Candy bar.
Ash: What does that have to do with his butt crack we were talking about the butt crack.
Pat: I'm on the I'm on the Twilight Saga fandom Wiki.
Sam: He was he was a sloppy drunk Santa that his pants were in on the way giving out candy to children like spam.
Bret: He was he was a sloppy drunk Santa that his pants were in on all the way giving out candy to children like Santa's do.
Sam: Oh God.
Sarah: He wasn't he was a sloppy drunk Santa that his pants were in all the way giving out candy children like Santa's do butt cracks.
Pat: Okay Waylon was introduced as one of Charlie's friends from the police station in the movie he and Charlie have known each other for 30 years he played Santa Claus ever Christmas and handed out tiny bottles as Christmas presents to children.
Sarah: Bottles of what.
Sam: Yes we gathered that but.
Bret: Okay great thanks.
Ash: Okay but the exchange of dialogue.
Sam: Thank you for that sleeping pad.
Sarah: Thank you for that sleeping pad.
Bret: Thank you for that sleuthing Pat.
Ash: Like there's another there's another exchange of dialogue at one point we're like she's talking about her stepdad and I don't think that we've established that his name is Phil yet and Edwards says.
Pat: Charlie.
Ash: Her step dad's name is Phil.
Bret: Bela Patel stepdad Direct.
Pat: Or is that all ya.
Sarah: Fellowship Chapel.
Sam: Call Philip. Dre okay start actual Dad sorry.
Ash: Yes Edward says do not like the stepdad and she says feels nice and it sounds like.
Ash: Feels nice like it the way it came out her mouth I was like what and I had to come back and re-watch Cohen to because like I don't think that we established that was his name yet and I was so confused as to what she was saying.
Pat: Did I miss really.
Ash: Pictures of wild dialogue that happens in this film.
Pat: Did I miss that message with a did they not formally introduced.
Pat: What is the first name of the Cullen patriarchy is the doctor.
Ash: Oh Carlisle yeah.
Pat: Carlisle he's there the hospital after the near car accident and then you think it'd be like this is dr. Cullen and Edward and then Charlie goes like yeah your boy and that's like how you learnt I don't know it was just very.
Ash: Yeah there's beer.
Ash: It's not good the dialogue it's not good.
Sam: I think the whole I said a couple of times and I'm guessing that my.
Sam: Accident.
Sam: Cuz I trust people.
Pat: But you just had a great title.
Bret: I read the dialogue was horrendous I think the Hulk I said a couple of times and I'm guessing that my my intent did not come through or threw my very poorly worded statement but I don't trust these people who use so many adjectives.
Sarah: Violin was horrendous I think the whole I said a couple of times and I'm guessing that my through my very poorly worded statement but I didn't hear the so many I just heard adjectives and I was like what do you mean.
Sam: I might have to say I don't trust people that.
Bret: I might have just said I don't trust people that use adjectives and that would be a lot statement.
Ash: I describe nothing I never.
Pat: You just said something when they write a book about the show which I'm sure it will come one day you know you hit the title you just want to say I'm not sure if my intent was conveyed through my poorly worded statement.
Sam: Better do logline for the show.
Ash: Also speaking of lions but the writer lady didn't even have a line she's just like an odd so you know like thanks for the further and I was like oh man.
Ash: Can get that sag card.
Sam: No no she didn't.
Sarah: Royalties for her.
Sam: No royalties for her.
Pat: Something tells me she's doing all right.
Bret: VIP properties worth rebuilt.
Sam: Yeah her properties were three Bill like I think she's chill.
Sarah: Her properties were three Bill like I think she's.
Sam: List of movies.
Sarah: The movies.
Pat: Do the bathroom right hurt.
Ash: I don't think actors get royalties by the way they get like a pavement to do the film o as a writer yeah but like as an actor you don't get like royalties.
Sarah: I just don't like being an extra you get paid.
Sarah: Or if you have a speaking life.
Ash: Yes yeah.
Sarah: Extra payment for her.
Sam: I just know like being an extra you get paid more if you have a speaking line so yeah no extra payment for her for her acting role.
Bret: Did you want to hear my One Last trivia facts.
Sarah: Yes please.
Sam: Oh yes please.
Bret: If it's not as entertaining as a whole conversation we just had it but.
Sarah: It's not as entertaining as our conversation.
Sam: At the end when.
Sarah: At the end when.
Sarah: Edward bicep dude's neck and my phone.
Sam: Wait what.
Bret: At the end when Edward by fat dude snack and like. Out of it it was a ham and cheese.
Ash: Like they just stuck at the side of his neck or something.
Sarah: Are you serious I have to go back and watch it.
Bret: Are vampires or just made a ham and cheese on the inside.
Bret: It's not Venom it's cheese.
Ash: They're like a Hot Pocket they're cold and frost.
Sarah: Vampires vampires or just sandwiches.
Sam: Turn people into nachos with their toothbrush.
Ash: They last forever in the freezer.
Bret: I just turned people into nachos with their tooth Venom.
Sam: This is good this is.
Sarah: I just turned people into nachos with their tooth bad or good.
Bret: Queso con carne man.
Sam: So.
Sam: Only takes one.
Sarah: Okay how are you.
Ash: So I think I know what sticks for this film though okay if.
Ash: Yes.
Bret: Okay are we going to get another pass it.
Pat: I'm okay with that.
Sam: Let's hear.
Ash: Well know it probably takes multiple but I think this is generally would help quite a bit is this film needs to be an anime and like.
Ash: Full-blown like authentic Japanese done anime like the scene where he's playing the piano totally animevibe.
Pat: What was that scene.
Bret: Ask you did it you sold it with one fit.
Sarah: I mean ask you did it you solved it with 1/6.
Sam: I mean ask you did it you solved it with one fix.
Ash: Thank you I know I know.
Ash: Wright's I don't know why but it would.
Pat: Yeah it would be easy yeah but what thank you for bringing that up though.
Bret: Absolutely and all of the awkward standing around is just like.
Sam: Seriously yeah absolutely.
Sarah: It'd be perfect I would take it seriously if it was an anime or be like this just having to mazar-e awkward standing around.
Ash: Yes it would feel right if it was an anime.
Ash: Yeah I don't know.
Sarah: I don't even know.
Sam: It's the heartthrob.
Ash: Lots of camera choices.
Pat: Hey that's a phenomenal idea yes should be done what was that scene with the piano and she's like a clown she like on the shades the Shea's Lounge behind him it's really weird Al music video Iggy and stuff and it's like I mean I mean it was cool as hell I loved it obviously but what's happening.
Sam: Dating shaky-cam.
Sarah: Spell nauseating shaky-cam.
Bret: Or just a nauseating shaky-cam.
Ash: There's so many camera movement choices in this that are so weird and wild like the whip hands are hilarious or like the the zoo man's The Dramatics movements of people's faces it's straight-up felt like a WB show yes I was like what are you doing.
Sarah: Several times I cannot believe this was a theatrical.
Sam: Several times was like I cannot believe this was a theatrical release.
Sam: It looked like a student film.
Bret: I'll be a very good.
Sarah: It looks like a student film I'll be a very good student fell but still.
Sarah: USC Student Center.
Sam: I'll be a very good student film but still like USC student film.
Ash: And I like whoever like talk to the color correction it was like everything should be green just make everything green cuz they're in the forest or whatever it's like what are you doing.
Sarah: Lulu's Blue Lakes.
Sam: I think it's blue like.
Ash: Bluish green.
Bret: Yeah they like it was just like no red yeah.
Sam: Play as bread pointed out he was like.
Sarah: Like as Brett pointed out he was like.
Pat: Like the tree trunks.
Sarah: It's not so much they colored everything blue is that they removed 100o red.
Sam: It's not so much that they colored everything blue is that they they just removed 1000f the red there's no red in any state.
Bret: No one has blood in this movie.
Sam: The blood.
Ash: Everyone's skin tones are sickly and awful even if they're not dead like Bryce started watching halfway through and he was like she's not already a vampire when he's hug Bella and I was like yeah I don't know I don't get it I don't understand why like they clearly put more whitening makeup on her to make her look more sickly and pale.
Ash: And I don't understand why and then like the last seen the prom scene they're like now it's not going to do that anymore and suddenly they have natural scinto what is happening.
Sarah: We have those.
Bret: I have those of the lights.
Ash: Right.
Pat: Tell me it's Love The Power of Love okay so let's we got a problem also what was the point of having those two other couples in the Gazebo dancing.
Pat: Is weird and awkward an empty they walk out there.
Sarah: It makes it more related.
Sam: Truitt's it makes it more relatable.
Ash: Weird and awkward is this movie purchase space every like interaction.
Ash: All of there and I was like I feel zero romantic like tension between the two of them all of their interactions are awkward.
Bret: Felt more like Revenge.
Bret: Bella and her friends in the surf band.
Sarah: I felt more like romantic tension between Bella and her friend and the surf band at the beach.
Ash: Yes yes.
Sam: I felt more like romantic tension between Bella and her friend and the surf fan at the beach house like.
Sam: Show the lady the girl who is sitting in the like yeah the passenger seat and Bella was in the back.
Sarah: The girl who sitting in the lake yeah the passenger see if Bella was in the back.
Ash: That's true they do hug.
Ash: That definitely means that he's like someone I'm sorry.
Sam: Every every show there's two ladies talk.
Sarah: Every every show there's two ladies talk.
Bret: Like every every show there's two ladies talking and Sam just like KS.
Ash: The frat boy inside sand.
Ash: Oh oh boy this yeah this was a thing.
Sarah: It was a thing that you washed with your eyes.
Sam: Yep.
Ash: I think we should go back to what you brought up Sam were you brought up that this movie is just like male toxicity relationship over and over again.
Ash: It even starts that way like with some random dude kissing her and running away and then Anna Kendrick telling her that she's the new toy that they want to play with what.
Sarah: It sucks it over well.
Sarah: Amount of instances of like bad behaved.
Sarah: Toxic relationship.
Sam: Yeah it sucks it's overwhelming the amount of instances of like bad behavior and like toxic relationships.
Sarah: Like literally or introduction.
Sarah: I like no explanation.
Sam: Like literally her introduction to Edward as him being super mean to her and like no explanation like okay.
Sarah: Okay is weird smell gas smell gas but then after he tries to Gaslight.
Bret: Has weird smell gasm.
Bret: What the f*** was that with the van.
Sam: Weird smell gas but then after he totally tries to gaslighter she's like what the f*** was that with the van.
Sarah: Like what the f*** was that with the van.
Bret: Talking about like.
Sarah: And he is like I'm not you're talking about like I was right next to you the whole time she's like.
Sarah: Simply trying to change her perception of reality like.
Sam: And he is like you don't know what you're talking about like I was right next to you the whole time she's like no actively trying to change her perception of reality like girl run.
Sam: Don't get into a relationship with this man.
Sarah: Don't get into a relationship with this man.
Ash: Yes I'm with your hand yeah.
Bret: Yes.
Pat: I like the. Conversation to is the focus was on how fast he got over there which is like okay you want to debate how close you were the one thing it's not up for debate as you stop the van with your arm your outstretched are like let's talk about that then like you want to say you were okay that's cool how about the fact that you just freaking stiff-armed a 2-ton automobile.
Ash: There's clearly something wrong with Bella's like cognitive reasoning because every time he tells her something she's focusing on the much more minor issue than the important issue like will your family like fee and he's like you're worried about that and not going to a house full of vampires like he's always pointing out the dumb logic that she has.
Sarah: Maintenance movies.
Sam: It's like diamond track.
Bret: Well maybe this movie is just opposite World instead of instead of opposites attracting it's like attracts like dumb attracts dumb.
Ash: Pasty white people attract pasty wipe.
Bret: Qdoba restaurant.
Bret: I will say one shot.
Sarah: You know that's not the incorrect session the Pacific Northwest I will say wasn't shockingly Progressive thing about this movie is like.
Bret: Something about this movie is like.
Sam: You know that's not in correct especially in the Pacific Northwest I will say one shockingly Progressive thing about this movie is like.
Sarah: Pretty great.
Bret: Pretty great.
Sam: Pretty great diversity to be honest like.
Ash: Except for the main characters.
Sarah: They were all supposed to be related with like the others make.
Sam: So they were all supposed to be related but like the other main characters granted not so much for the spell but we know for the second film are all Indian Native Indians so.
Sarah: Pretty cool and like the whole school is very.
Sam: That's pretty cool and like their whole school is very diverse.
Bret: Say they hit the like Poppy.
Sarah: I'd say they hit the like population percentage of like 30.
Bret: Long time ago.
Sarah: Long time ago before those were like really things that people.
Sam: Like I would say they hit the like population percentage of like 30lack and like that sort of thing so this was a long time ago 2008 before those were like really things that people paid attention to so.
Ash: I mean there's two black people in this.
Bret: I'm talking about Crouch.
Ash: Isn't there.
Sarah: But I'm talking about Crouch to like there was a crowd shot of the school and it was very good.
Bret: Shot of the school and it was very diverse.
Sam: Speaking but I'm talking about crowd shots to like there was a crowd shot of the school and it was very diverse.
Sam: Which is not that common for.
Bret: Significantly more diverse than the Portland area actually is.
Sarah: That comment significantly more diverse than the Portland area actually.
Ash: Denver 2008.
Ash: I guess that's pretty good.
Sam: And like most.
Sarah: Most everything.
Bret: Yeah I mean even for today like most everything I see unless it's like I don't know if he's been making an effort to two.
Sam: Today still is like.
Bret: You stopped at last time I seen today still is like it's all white people in this you know.
Sarah: White people in this.
Pat: I mean if we're to do this movie today the Cullen family does not need to be all white cuz they David established like their cover is their adopted children so you can absolutely.
Ash: They're not really related yeah.
Sam: Microaggression.
Sarah: Historical microaggression written into the pot Fair the.
Pat: Only the white people were worth saving.
Sarah: Hits from 1918 that would never know that everyone was like 19.
Bret: Saddle historical microaggression written into the plot their the hits from 1918 there were there were no that everyone was white in 1918 like.
Sarah: He was a doctor they didn't let blacks in the law.
Sam: You know.
Bret: He was a doctor they didn't let the blacks into the hospital at 9th and 18th like.
Pat: Oh my God.
Bret: Stark Factory.
Sarah: The dark Factor.
Sam: Yeah I actually that's a dark fact about this.
Pat: When was the last time you saw this movie.
Ash: Oh no.
Pat: No the movie itself has to be.
Ash: Yeah.
Bret: The movie has to be 10 years old movie I watch all five.
Sam: It the movie has to be 10 years old.
Sarah: I want to say cuz it's a lot more recent than 10 years cuz that's your all five of them once a year.
Ash: Wow.
Sam: Inception Wiki.
Sarah: I have a big old dunking session with my sisters every year so.
Pat: This was a very fun for you with presents am I watching it.
Sam: Always a good time watching Twilight like regardless.
Bret: All these dumb facts about.
Ash: Yes.
Ash: Nice.
Sam: Dumb facts about the movie and also look at the way he delivered this stupid life we need to go back and watch it again cuz it's so bad.
Bret: Why we need to go back and watch it again cuz it's so bad we had to watch Edward say hello for the first time like three times.
Pat: What is the effect he's doing.
Sarah: Oh yeah it's it's always a good time watching Twilight like regardless when watching it with cuz I feel like oh here all these dumb facts about the movie and also look at the way he delivered this stupid line we need to go back and watch it again cuz it's so bad.
Sam: Okay so I didn't I guess this is good and I'm trying to do an American accent.
Sarah: Did not get the sign to dialog.
Bret: Okay so trivia I didn't I didn't drop in the first half he's Scottish and this was his first role at you trying to do an American accent and he he did not get assigned a dialogue coach.
Pat: Why would they.
Sarah: Trying to figure out what time.
Sam: Trying to figure out what am I.
Bret: So this is him just trying to figure out what Americans are supposed to sound like.
Sam: Which I think he did a really good job yeah.
Sarah: Really good job yeah.
Ash: You did a good job for not having a dialogue coach.
Pat: 37 million dollars to make the movie they couldn't pay the dialogue coach okay.
Ash: No they had 37 million dollars is not alot of money.
Sarah: Go to set aside money for that wig we could have scored a dialogue coach.
Sam: What's inside money for that wig yeah.
Bret: Wake budget was ridiculous.
Sam: And the glitter the glitter is like 15 mil easy.
Sarah: I have the budget went to him being shiny in the meadow.
Ash: I have to say.
Sam: Those were actually at 20000 small.
Bret: That wasn't CG it with those were actually a 20 000 small Swarovski crystals.
Sam: They got him tattooed all over Robert Pattinson.
Sarah: I wasn't CG at with those were actually a 20 000 small Swarovski Crystals and they were like hey bud do a couple laps or sweat that's golden we don't need to have CG at all.
Ash: Yes spray them down forever down.
Sam: No no no.
Sarah: Download.
Bret: No don't worry spray them down I don't need to relive that ass.
Pat: One thing a Saiyan Fritz credito was from a realism standpoint is how many characters they bothered.
Pat: Either in original novel or they bothered making for like her school friends.
Pat: Cuz like I said there's a lot more than you would normally see I feel like I'd be like to there be like two other kind of outcast these issues.
Pat: It was a it was legit like a I feel like a fully fleshed-out like.
Ash: And those kids were so 2008 they nailed that for sure.
Bret: I know what is very successful.
Sarah: What is a speaker's very successful about that is it kind of.
Bret: She liked his alleged backgrounds literally was nada.
Ash: Paparazzi turn right away.
Bret: Obviously cuz they could identify her that they paparazzied her so it's like.
Sarah: The culture of the town and the school like she was more used to like big city you get ignored she like to blend in the background and that literally was not an option at the school like from her first steps on campus they knew her name take to her face obviously cuz they could identify her so it's like she can't hide.
Sarah: Having to kind of confront like herself and like a little more true to herself.
Sam: Oh my gosh I know what is what I think was very successful about that is it kind of sold the culture of the town in the school like she was more used to like big city you get ignored she like to blend in the background and that literally was not an option at the school like from her first few steps on campus they knew her name they Nike knew her face obviously cuz they could identify her in a crowd yeah they Paparazzi her so it's like she can't hide so she's having to kind of confront like herself and like be a little more true to herself.
Bret: I don't think that's cool actually exist.
Sam: In front of people so I actually well I don't think that school actually exist anywhere in the United States it was a cool look at what fantasy High School could be full of like friendly kids who care.
Bret: I mean the whole town right.
Ash: Fancy High School just like fantasy football choose your classmates.
Ash: In a way.
Sarah: I actually well I don't think that school actually exist anywhere in the United States it was a mole look at what fantasy High School could be full of like friendly I mean to care the whole screw.
Bret: In a way she was kind of the worst person in this movie because she showed up to this town in the whole town just wanted to love her they get she got a car.
Ash: 100he was the worst yes.
Sam: Let me help you with the car and then like.
Sarah: I like to eat that help you with the car and then like all the people to school ever.
Bret: And like the those dudes were like I'll help you with the car and then like all the people to school ever and Edwards.
Ash: Jacob's like super cool and she doesn't give him any time.
Bret: Yeah and Edwards family is like.
Sam: Edwards family is by.
Sarah: Edwards family is like.
Sam: Everyone's willing to bend.
Sarah: Sure will risk Our Lives just so you can hang out with our kid like everyone's willing to bend over backwards for her.
Bret: Assurance car lives just so you can hang out with our kid like everyone's willing to bend over backwards for her and she's just like I'm just I just want to be alone I hate all of you except.
Pat: That was so rude.
Sarah: I know.
Sam: Oh my God.
Ash: Yeah even like the dress seen she was like honestly I didn't even really want to come dress shopping I just wanted to go to the bookstore yeah and the other girls were like oh okay and I was like that is not how that conversation would go down and girl world and girl world they would be very offended.
Bret: Who is nicest friends you know.
Bret: Type of dress shopping.
Bret: Alkamine.
Bret: Edward.
Pat: I mean.
Sarah: I would like the chillest nicest friends you know like a shopping clearly was invited and they're both like she wanted to come along. Of course like super warm and welcoming and then when she f****** ditches them for Edward they're just super supportive about it like no worries like we got to hang out with the boys got a crush on.
Bret: Yeah they were stoked about it.
Sam: What they were like the chillest nicest friends you know like they were there talk about dress shopping clearly Bella was invited and then Bells like you mind if I come along like of course like super warm and welcoming and then when she f****** ditches them for Edward they're just super supportive about it so like no worries like you got to hang out with the boy who got a crush on like we're going to be great parents to you.
Sam: That was that was awful.
Bret: Those does awful.
Sarah: Is awful.
Ash: No Subaru.
Sarah: Correct yes.
Sam: Correct yes.
Pat: Yeah that's that's good friend stuff like your new friend like this for a love interest yet that that's good that's okay but at the dress shop she was that was not cool very rude of her to be like I'm really I'm just here to go do this thing like I don't care about the dress that's very rude and that she was being a bad friend or friends are great friends and it's like when your friends trying to like hook up with this other as love interest yeah you will you ring men of s*** out of that like they did you hungry.
Bret: Yeah yeah they're like we tried to text you like where the f*** where you just like I was like oh s*** really all right All Is Forgiven.
Sarah: OSHA.
Pat: Yeah they're like yeah okay if we see you girl yeah we got you we got you.
Ash: You get that vampire d.
Bret: F****** b**** them she said she lied about a trip out of town and then just shows up at prom and they're still like like.
Sam: I didn't like even at the prom to like they're super nice to her here like you fellows f****** ditch them she said she lied about a trip out of town and then just shows up at prom and they're still like like thumbs up like you look good like yeah.
Sarah: Like they're super nice to her them she said she lied about a trip out of town and then just shows up at prom and they're still like like thumbs up like you could good like yeah.
Ash: Welcome.
Sarah: There goes friend.
Sam: She doesn't deserve those friends.
Pat: Serra.
Pat: In the course of the series.
Pat: They have sex at some point.
Sarah: Oh yes.
Pat: Is she a vampire or human when they have sex.
Sarah: She is a human.
Sarah: Or a lot of food.
Pat: Okay well Asheville vampire D and is established to the Lord that their skin is ice cold.
Pat: That would not be fun.
Sam: You going to need a lot of KY Jelly.
Bret: Anindita lot of KY Jelly.
Sarah: Going to need a lot of KY Jelly.
Ash: And diamonds I can be a lot of chafing.
Sam: Would like to buy.
Pat: That would not feel good.
Ash: Does he have to feed weight.
Bret: I would like to question whether a vampire could get it up cuz they don't got a lot of blood circulation.
Sarah: He would like to question whether a vampire could get it up cuz they don't got a lot of blood circulation.
Sam: New new physiologic.
Ash: Going to be like does he have to feed first Kick It Up.
Sarah: Logical question about vampires.
Sarah: You if you have a hard-on when you get turnt to me.
Bret: My clerks when probably got some kind of like.
Sam: New physiological question about vampires if you if you have a hard-on when you get turnt to vampire does it stay hard forever.
Ash: Clerks vampires is also an interesting film that we.
Bret: Ask your doctor about vampire a graph last more than a thousand year you may have a serious medical condition.
Sam: Ask your doctor about vampire egg.
Sarah: Ask your doctor about vampire Agra.
Ash: This feels like it would definitely be in what we do in the shadows for sure and it would be that varies character this would happen to.
Bret: Taekook.
Sarah: If it's not in the next season I'll be surprised if you listening.
Sam: Take over if you're listening although I'm not sure you have anything to do with the show but if you are.
Sam: Yeah.
Ash: He does.
Sam: Has excellent so you know.
Sarah: Excellent so you know.
Ash: I don't I don't know about like the day-to-day riding but he injure Manor the creators of the show Jermaine they say that right thank you.
Ash: Jermaine is Jermaine.
Sarah: Shimmy Ya listener luxury watch you could take these wonderful ideas for your show they're all yours.
Sam: Yeah Avid listener of luxury watch you can take these wonderful ideas for your show they're all yours.
Ash: Zephyr.
Sarah: Give me a call like a bud we have some ideas for what we do in the shadows.
Ash: I wish.
Pat: In the genital and I was having sex with a vampire in this world would not be fun off cuz it's not just his genitals it's all bodies ice apparently cuz it was enough for her to recoil in shock when their fingers barely grazed each other then like his like chest like touching you or something like.
Pat: Oh my God that would be awful who was the lake like having sex with a bag of ice.
Ash: Sacrifice.
Sam: Jessie Jessie.
Sarah: Also.
Bret: Is ejecting like a nice shirts.
Ash: Diamond shirts.
Bret: Arizona.
Sarah: I mean okay.
Pat: Adjust grade yes.
Ash: Warm up a little.
Bret: Just leave Edward out on a rock for a couple hours.
Sam: I mean okay here cheers with booby back to Arizona would be really cool cuz it's hot as f*** so he's just a great I'm not saying to form Edward up I've seen Edward can use his abilities to cool down in the hot hot heat.
Sarah: Painting a rock for a couple hours I think Edward could use his abilities to cool down.
Ash: I don't need an AC I have a vampire dick.
Sam: Exactly internal Cooling.
Bret: Oh God.
Sarah: Later in the series after they get married they go on their honeymoon to a very warm climate and now it makes sense it makes sense.
Pat: I'm going to watch these movies.
Sam: He's also described as like rock he's described as rock hard.
Bret: Rock hard body.
Bret: Morbid.
Sam: Like freak is that Mormon for really strong erection.
Bret: Probably his whole entire body is like a rock essentially.
Sarah: He's also described as like rock hard so it would not be pleasant he is described as rock hard like his entire body his entire body and like frequently probably his whole entire body is like a rock essentially and.
Sam: Or whatever.
Bret: What side of the bed.
Sam: Also a sign of domestic abuse.
Ash: What the f*** yeah what's the f****** f***.
Bret: If your.
Sarah: Like reading the books or whatever and after I guess during the honeymoon giant sexy or whatever that there is in the movie she has like bruises of stuff so that's a thing that they touch on.
Bret: Car without consent.
Sarah: Who are without consent.
Sam: If your intimate moments result in personal injury you are without consent.
Ash: Yeah cuz you could be after that I guess.
Sam: You were in an abusive relationship.
Bret: Listen did you watch this movie this girl would consent literally anything.
Sam: If you could if you okay here's another caveat if you could sense because you fear for your personal safety that is not consent.
Sam: Oh no she's like listen to like listen to.
Sarah: You are in an abusive relationship did you watch this movie with Ben send anything through him into it and man like I don't want to be doing this with you you're like a human and fragile and she's like now but it's totally chill.
Bret: You're like a human Efrat Nava Texas get to worse and worse.
Sarah: It's awful they're awful but they're great.
Ash: I guess Diamond dicks are a girl's best friend.
Bret: Clackamas.
Sam: Yes.
Ash: Sorry.
Sam: A schedule.
Sarah: You try to murren the wrap up.
Bret: Should we try to beer in the wrap ups.
Ash: Osher.
Bret: Who wants to start it off if I can do it if you guys don't want to go first year.
Sarah: Well on that note I can do it if you guys don't want to go first.
Sam: Go for it Brett take it away.
Ash: Butter Pat cuz Pat seems to have a positive I feel like.
Ash: I don't know maybe not.
Sarah: I mean.
Sam: The friend that Donkey Kong this movie expire.
Sarah: Bring the Donkey Kong that this movie inspire.
Sam: Very horse box.
Sarah: Very first watch.
Sam: Dodge this was just.
Sarah: Cast of Buckwild like stupid stupid movie.
Bret: Timing for the Donkey Kong that this movie inspired it was very worth watching my gosh this was just a buck wild like stupid stupid movie.
Sam: No.
Sarah: I know this is a party.
Bret: I know this is a party movie.
Ash: I'm so upset that I couldn't watch it with you guys in the same house because this would have been perfect yes.
Ash: Watch them all.
Sam: Yeah yeah we got we got four other movies guys.
Bret: And the next one we know.
Sarah: Listen post Corona is coming so like just a party at your house Twilight marathon and the next one we know that there's a wolf transformation that means.
Sam: And the next one we know that there's a wolf transformation that means it's got a bigger budget.
Sam: And it's only going to be better.
Bret: The Whigs only get better from here.
Sam: I feel like I feel like.
Sarah: I feel like I feel like.
Bret: But yeah I feel like I feel like the.
Sarah: Even the block.
Sarah: It could have been better.
Bret: Even the plot like even the part of this was actually pretty decent for like like you were saying it could have been better.
Sam: But like.
Bret: In so many ways but like.
Sarah: All the makings of an interesting thing.
Sam: I like the interesting thing actually happened but it just happened.
Sarah: I like the interesting thing actually happened but it just happened all at once at the end.
Sam: 3 line.
Sarah: Like being a three-line that they acted.
Sarah: Beginning.
Bret: It's like all of the makings of an interesting thing are there at like the interesting thing actually happened but it just happened all at once at the end of the movie instead of like being a three-line that they acted on Dino at the beginning or making jokes about.
Sam: Oh my God is that like a horny life.
Bret: Climax of the filming boy God was at like a horny life-saving who sucking wrist scene.
Sarah: Access point time was like a horny blessing.
Sam: Good Golly.
Bret: That just that was out of here to Everest movie was so just too horny for its own good you know.
Ash: Yes.
Sam: That was out of here you know of.
Sarah: You know.
Ash: Directions.
Bret: Like to the horniness got in the way of the plot the horniness got in the way of the acting the horniness got in the way of the set design and the special effects so you just went full horny mmii 0 to 60.
Sarah: F****** 0 to 60.
Sam: Zero to 60 but you know what it didn't get in the way of.
Sam: Sexy sexy end credits.
Sarah: Sexy sexy end credits.
Ash: No yes yes.
Sarah: Pretty good.
Bret: NFL.
Ash: But like Dominos style end credit sequence.
Bret: That all that said I had a good time watching this.
Sarah: All that said I'm watching this.
Sam: Sad but I'm watching this.
Sam: And yet the best part of the movie was listening to a Paramore song.
Sarah: And yet the best part of the movie was listening to a Paramore song.
Bret: And yet the best part of the movie was listening to a Paramore song in the credits.
Sarah: That's one thing we did mention.
Sam: Yeah that's one thing we did mention.
Ash: Not the Muse song.
Sam: Don't like that song it's I don't get anyone loves it that's not my favorite one.
Ash: It is overplayed.
Sarah: I don't like that music song it's I don't get a do-over loves it and it's not my favorite one yeah that's that's why I don't like it as it is everywhere.
Bret: I don't like that music song it's I don't it's an orderly loves it that's not my favorite one yeah that's that's why I don't like it as it's it's everywhere.
Ash: But I was just like finally a good song.
Sam: Find me I thought the soundtrack was awesome.
Sarah: I thought the soundtrack was awesome.
Bret: Find the I thought the soundtrack was awesome.
Pat: Dave Clair de Lune is a masterpiece.
Bret: I just I just secretly really really love Paramore so.
Sarah: What movie was actually pretty awesome.
Sam: Okay Edwards a little basic for loving Clair de Lune but the soundtrack for this movie was actually pretty awesome I liked it a lot.
Bret: Knock knock.
Sam: Knock knock.
Ash: Like actual composed horrible guitar totally Queen of the Damned Style music was awful.
Bret: Not the store.
Sarah: Oh na na na.
Sam: No not the score.
Bret: They had a Radiohead song.
Sarah: Thing that was composed for it the soundtrack of all the lake pre-established pop songs.
Sam: The thing that was composed for it but the soundtrack of all of the like pre-established pop songs with a pict.
Bret: I would say it's a little too sophisticated.
Sam: Yes it's it's a great mood of food that I would say is a little too sophisticated for the actual movie that the soundtrack played over.
Sarah: It's one of my favorite soundtracks are all of them are great mood I would say it's a little too sophisticated for the actual movie that the soundtrack.
Sam: I like that.
Bret: Not my.
Bret: Yeah that was at all right I'll jump.
Sarah: Is not my final thought I was being rejected but I can keep growing after you're done.
Sam: That was not my final thought I was being rejected but I can keep growing if you're done at all right all right I'll jump in with my finals.
Sam: Is this a good movie absolutely not.
Sarah: Absolutely not.
Sam: What it is.
Ash: Is it a movie yes.
Sarah: Is it a movie that make money.
Bret: Is it a movie that pay money.
Sam: Yes it is is it a movie that paid money he has.
Ash: Apparently.
Sarah: It just has like a weird appeal kind of like a Trainwreck you know like you just can't look away.
Sarah: It was a little slow.
Sam: It just has like a weird appeal kind of like a Trainwreck you know like you just can't look away like it's so bad and I can't stop watching it it was a little slow in the beginning for me.
Sarah: It really reminded me of how much I really love the first like.
Sarah: And if anybody out there has watch Twilight and enjoyed it for its awesomely bad.
Bret: Now an adult.
Sarah: Right now in adults.
Sarah: High lyrics.
Sam: And it weirdly reminded me of how much I really love the first like three seasons of True Blood and if anybody out there has watch Twilight and enjoyed it for its awesomely Badness and you are now an adult I highly recommend True Blood because it is cheesy as f***.
Sarah: Because it is cheesy as f***.
Sam: I also like those really hard sometimes sometimes is really good.
Sarah: I also like those really hard sometimes like really good.
Bret: I also like those are really hard sometimes like there's some really good scenes in True Blood.
Sarah: Yes.
Sam: Yes.
Ash: Okay I've only ever seen the first episode and the the cold opening of the first episode is brilliant and then the rest of the episode is cheesy town and I'm like what help with how did we this was so good.
Bret: It's a constant is a constant oscillate.
Bret: Fire series until the Four Season.
Sarah: Oh yeah it's a constant it's a constant oscillation between that throughout the entire series until the Four Season when it is 100.
Sam: Oh yeah it's a constant it's a constant oscillation between that throughout the entire series until the Four Season when it is 100.
Sarah: All of the scenes with.
Sam: All of the sudden.
Bret: I don't like at all of the scenes with Lafayette are amazing.
Sam: Love it yet anyway we're talking about Twilight.
Sarah: Yeah anyway.
Bret: I get I get why this movie has balls.
Sarah: I get I get why this movie has follow.
Sam: Yeah I get I get why this movie had a following like.
Sarah: Right place right time like total teen heartthrob.
Sam: Right place right time like total teen heartthrob.
Bret: Like I was.
Sarah: High School Sam Wright like I was a little too like cool for this.
Sam: Just it wouldn't have hit High School Sam Wright like I was a little too like cool for this but.
Ash: Cool yeah you were definitely cool.
Sarah: Petco.
Sam: Right eye in my head cool actually cool don't worry.
Bret: That's it that's implied all high schoolers are only cool in their heads.
Sarah: More cool or less.
Sam: Some are more cool or less lame than others.
Bret: So will I.
Sarah: So will I watch this again.
Sam: Yeah so will I watch this again.
Sam: Probably not on my own.
Sarah: Am I actually kind of excited to watch the other movie.
Sam: Probably not alone am I weirdly kind of excited to watch the other movies.
Sam: Mildly ashamed to admit that but yeah I kind of want to watch the other ones.
Ash: Listen very you have a variety of drugs that are legal in your state and I think they could only make this phone better.
Bret: Human right now is highly of left.
Sarah: Human right now.
Bret: Introduce more substances to my phone.
Sam: I'm growing another human right now is highly on left testicle for me to introduce foreign substances to my body.
Ash: You've got like a month and you'll be done.
Bret: I do have less than.
Sarah: I do have less than a month ago.
Sam: True I do have less than a month ago.
Ash: But then you will have a human to take care of my tiny human.
Sam: Yes.
Bret: Nar baby LS.
Sarah: Drink moderately then so yeah.
Sam: But I can drink moderately then so yay.
Bret: I thought you lived in.
Sam: This movie would have been better with a beer I will I will admit that.
Sarah: This movie would have been better with a beer I will like.
Sarah: Sorry I don't know what else to say like soundtracks not a good movie.
Sam: That's it so I got I don't know what else to say I like the soundtrack not a good movie.
Ash: I think you covered it.
Sam: Fun to watch.
Ash: Oh I want to say interesting point about the soundtrack that I noticed that I don't know if anyone else notice but none of the music in this movie is done.
Ash: It's all played at the same Audio Level so like usually in a film you have ducky with the music so like when someone talks the music level turns down so that you can hear them talking and then when they're done talking the music will get back up to a higher volume but it's literally the same volume the whole time and I don't know that I've ever seen that it's like a professional feature film before it was so weird and mixed very low 2.
Ash: Okay cool moving on.
Sam: What you say what you say.
Bret: I'm thinking no I'm thinking of like the restaurant scene when they were playing music while they were talking as a kid that was definitely like cuz we had.
Pat: Addressing.
Ash: Like the supermassive black hole song is the same volume through the entire seen whether people are talking or not even though it should duck up when like they hit like a home run or something to like emphasize that but it doesn't it stays at the same level and I was like this feels weird and wrong.
Bret: Everything about this movie felt wearing wrong ass.
Sarah: Everything when they hit the baseball should have been pitched not pitched up but like they should have been loud.
Bret: Or even giving a priori.
Ash: Volume yeah to hit that moment.
Bret: Mix mix yeah so that's why you were confused why they had to play.
Sarah: Or they should have been given a priority in the next yeah but they weren't so that's why you were confused as to why they had to play in a thunderstorm.
Sarah: Hope Solo story.
Sam: The cracks the Thunder cracks when they hit the baseball should have been pitched not pitched up but like they should have been louder yes or they should have been given a priority in the mix yeah but they weren't so that's why you were confused as to why they had to play in a thunderstorm cuz they didn't use the audio help sell the story.
Ash: Yeah and I didn't feel impactful.
Pat: Who's the sound editor for this summer put them on blast.
Ash: What's the mixer it's whoever mixed it.
Sarah: Practice make a really funny observation.
Sam: I know I'll do ya Brett did make a really funny observation when they were like doing there sexy make-out scene he was like oh my God somebody had to Foley this seed.
Sarah: They really do on their sexy make-out scene he was like oh my God.
Bret: Washington.
Sarah: Dyed College like smashing cut fruit together so cute.
Sam: We just died it's like smashing cut fruit together so horrible.
Sarah: 1000 weird things to say.
Sam: Yes sorry I thought of more things to say.
Pat: Kind of sound very similar to Sam's Boat.
Pat: Not a good movie and entertaining movie though it's a good bad movie and I'm proud to watch the other ones morbid curiosity.
Sam: I know we're going to watch a movie.
Pat: I kind of want to watch the other ones and yeah.
Sarah: I know we're going to watch him with probably better.
Bret: I mean I know we're going to watch him with probably with Sarah.
Pat: I was going to watch everything record like 5 minutes of me like okay what what what in this in Lake with comments.
Ash: Yes Pat if you want to make another podcast I don't know if that's the way you want to be done for the.
Sam: Do a podcast.
Sarah: Be careful Twilight is making a Resurgence right now so if you capitalize on that and you don't want to be known for it I would not do it but if you do a podcast where you do commentary while watching it up let me know.
Pat: Twilight Resurgence where we Queen mashup the Twilight in the Divergent.
Sam: Yeah.
Ash: I think I'm at the same place that you guys are to wear like Jesus thing is like it definitely was not a good movie I wasn't bored but I would have to watch it like to keep watching them it would have to be like a scenario like this for like I'm watching it with friends or like for a fun reason because you I feel like you can't just watch this movie and not talk about it afterwards I don't know how you do that because like I have to do if you had friends and you could be making fun of it the whole time I think that'd be really fun but yeah.
Ash: That's where I'm it's not a good movie though.
Bret: What do you think Sarah.
Ash: Yeah I mean do you.
Sam: It never is.
Sam: Yeah it was so bad but it's just.
Sam: A fresh perspective.
Sarah: Not at all I have final thoughts my final thoughts are what they always are after I watch it it's just like it was not great it never is great and every time I watch it I'm like dang this is so bad but it's just such a pleasant time to watch it with other people cuz it's like a fresh perspective on how they're going to junk on the movie and that's really fun I don't know if it's just for me it's a good time and holds a real special place in my heart cuz that's fun.
Sarah: Yeah it's it's terrible.
Ash: It's like that one movie The Room.
Sarah: If you ever find yourself Watching Twilight.
Bret: If you ever find yourself Watching Twilight alone like there is help available.
Sam: Oh yes.
Ash: Hahaha yes I was like that Netflix tweet that was like we don't know who watched the Christmas Prince like a hundred and twenty times.
Sam: It was not me I've only seen it once.
Sarah: It was not me.
Sarah: As many times as there needs to be for that movie.
Sam: That was.
Bret: All right well that was my light and good grief thank you for being.
Sam: Thank you for being there.
Sarah: Well that was highlight and good grief you're very welcome.
Bret: Do you want to tell everybody one more time where that where they can find you on maybe valmet the internet Twitter.
Sarah: On the internet Twitter just at Sarah Costco on literally everything.
Sarah: Look out for Jellystone on HBO Max whenever that's going to happen and I'm currently looking for jobs if anybody has called resigned work please I would love to do it.
Sam: All right.
Bret: Hey Ralph right on.
Ash: And you can also follow us on Twitter where we do find things like movie poles where we let you guys pick the movie or if we pick the movie or the guest book the movie I will tweet a still from the movie and whoever gets it first gets a shout-out and this time guys who was our old school friend Ralph could you have Ralph within seconds seconds he got it oh and I guess I should tell you or Twitter handle so that you could follow us it is at what street watch.
Bret: Well vodka.
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Sam: The movie whose title was definitely inspired by the mid-2000s.
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Ash: Oh that sounds really charming and cute.